The Super Odd Smash Tournament 7

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

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The announcements came on once again, and none were stirring.

YOUR ATTENTION! THE THIRD MATCH WILL BEGIN IN A MOMENT! PLEASE STAND BY!

Kirby and the others were standing around and listening for who was going to fight whom in the next match.

Believe it or not, Yoshi was walking right up to the group. Kirby whispered to Samus, Mario, Zelda, and Jigglypuff.

"Okay, guys… remember the plan? Get ready to transfer the evil glare to Yoshi…right…now!"

Yoshi was right in front of them and he didn't even notice that they were trying to intimidate him with their evil stares. He just had a big, happy smile on. Kirby looked to see that Yoshi had a big, brown bag with him.

"I brought stuff for you guys!" Said a happy Yoshi.

The group's glares started to disappear slowly. Samus spoke up. "Where did you acquire that bag?"

Yoshi spoke up happily. "My friend brought it over when I called him on my cell phone."

"You have a cell phone?" Asked a bewildered Jigglypuff.

"Yeah! Isn't it spiffy? It took me forever to get a signal on it in this stadium. I finally got a signal a little while ago." It was one of those flip phones, but this one looked like a Yoshi egg. (What else would you expect from Yoshi?)

"When my friend came over, he also gave me a bunch of food to eat, so I'm not hungry anymore. Thank goodness."

Samus spoke up. "Who's your friend?"

"I'M NOT HIS FRIEND! HE WOULDN'T STOP CALLING ME, THE SQUARE-HEADED JERK!"

Boshi from Super Mario RPG walked up to the group.

"Really? I did that?" Asked a confused Yoshi.

"Yeah. Sorry about Yoshi, you guys. He's a pest; I feel your pain; 'nuff said. Forget this… I don't care anymore. I'm going to leave now. Later, loser!" He went for the door and left.

Yoshi happily waved goodbye. "I'll talk to you later!" He yelled to be friendly.

"I really don't want to know." Thought Jigglypuff as a drop of anime sweat appeared.

Yoshi continued on with his previous thought. "The point I was getting at was that I got presents for all of you! Here, Zelda!"

Yoshi gave Zelda a milkshake. (Interesting, isn't it?)

"Why, Yoshi… this is quite nice of you. Say, this stuff looks different than what the stadium serves."

Yoshi whispered to Zelda. "That's because this is a special milkshake! It has a special blend of exotic fruits blended together. This wonderful beverage came straight from the heart of Yoshi's island. This is a drink that will give you plenty of bountiful energy when you fight! So remember to only drink it before you fight in a match!"

Zelda's eyes lit up with excitement. "Really? That's so COOL! Thanks!"

Yoshi gave Kirby a basket full of fruit from Yoshi's Island.

"Yay! I was getting hungry, too!" He started to devour it quickly.

Yoshi gave Jigglypuff a small bag of coins. "You can use this to buy whatever you want, you fine ball of puff!"

Jigglypuff was happy with this gift. "I can finally get that karaoke set I always wanted!" (Uh-oh… Jigglypuff will put everyone to sleep if she gets that! XD)

Yoshi grinned at Mario. "Mario… I know how much you like these…"

Yoshi gave Mario a box.

Mario was very happy. "'KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!'" He started to eat them immediately.

Yoshi gave Samus a special basket. "These are quite useful. I remember getting these from a certain baddie, I forget whom. But these can be used as missiles for that arm blaster of yours."

Samus was content with this offering. "Hmm… This spike balls you gave me will be quite useful if I run out of ammo when I'm blasting away the Metroid creatures that haunt us."

Yoshi admired everyone enjoying what they got. But then, he started to frown a bit. "I wanted to give you guys all this stuff because I wanted to apologize for being really obnoxious today. Boshi made the point earlier."

Zelda started to twitch in the eye. "What ever gave you that idea?" She was glaring at Kirby and lightly kicked him.

"You don't need to hide your feelings… The Yoshi you saw today was… how should I say this, 'mentally disoriented.'"

As Kirby finished the fruit basket, he spoke to Yoshi with a sense of wonder. "What do you mean by that?"

Yoshi spoke up once again. "You see… With Yoshis, when we don't eat for a long period of time, we eventually begin to grow dim-witted and more annoying through time. It's not permanent, but the more hunger we feel, the worse it is for others around us. Every Yoshi has slightly different side effects… But the point I was getting at is that I wanted to say I'm sorry for annoying you guys all day. I couldn't really help it at the time."

Kirby started to feel REALLY guilty now. "Gosh, Yoshi… I thought you were doing all those things just for the sake of being annoying. It reminds me of a certain someone…"

Yoshi's eyes went as big as dinner plates. "DON'T SAY THE NAME!"

"… That someone was..."

A Shadow started to form right above Yoshi. Before Yoshi could scramble away, someone landed on him. It was King Bowser.

"Any of you little midgets seen Mewtwo around? I got a bone to pick with him."

Samus pointed right behind Bowser to show that Mewtwo was right there. "He's right there. Are you blind or something?"

Bowser turned to Mewtwo. "Guess what? While you guys were standing around staring into space, I just found out that I'm going to fight you in the next match, Mewtwo! I hope you brought lots of 'Tylenol' for yourself! You'll probably need it for all the pain you'll be experiencing afterwards!"

Bowser jumped high into the sky above and vanished.

Mewtwo stared at a squished Yoshi. "What happened to your face?"

"Bowser landed on me like he did in the 'Super Mario Party' games. Don't worry. Even though I'm a little flat, I'm fine. My nose acts like a cushion for the rest of my body. So I don't have a scratch-"

Bowser crashed down out of nowhere again. "Um… do you guys know where the snack bar is?"

Mario glared, "It's a in the back wing."

"Okay. Later, losers." Bowser flew up again and disappeared without a trace.

Mewtwo looked back at Yoshi. This time, the dinosaur looked like he was in pain.

Yoshi was struggling to not scream, "That…stupid…Koopa…squashed…my…tail…stupid…Koopa…"

Mewtwo went up to Yoshi. "It looks like it might be fractured, you better have the Chansey at the stadium hospital look at it."

Mario went up with a happy smile on. "Nonsense! Dr. Mario is at your service!"

Mario took Yoshi's arm and went to the stadium hospital. Mario spoke up cheerfully.

"I'm an official doctor, Yoshi. You'll be better before you can say, 'pasta.'"

Yoshi thought to himself quietly. "I'm doomed, I just know it."

YOUR ATTENTION! THE THIRD MATCH IS BEGINNING BETWEEN MEWTWO AND BOWSER IN THE POKEMON STADIUM…

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Looks like the problem between Yoshi and the others was cleared up, but what will happen to Yoshi at the hospital under Mario's- I mean- DR.Mario'scare? What will happen between Mewtwo and Bowser? Find out in chapter 9!

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