By animeninjaNIPPON
the next day was just a regular day- I had some work to do for Viz in the morning, some filming with 4Kids after lunch, and back to Viz for a company meeting around 6pm. I managed to get my Viz work done early, so I went to the cafeteria to reserve the best table for my group. About 15 minutes later, Ren and Bason showed up. Upon their arrival, Pirika dropped a pile of letters on the table, then made some comment about having extra work and missing lunch. I couldn't really understand her hurried words, but she was gone before I could ask for a repeat.
Ren picked up a letter that bore his name. He studied it suspiciously, then held it over his face and read it silently. In the background, I could see Bason making all sorts of mortified gestures and expressions.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"It's nothing that concerns you," Ren snapped, refolding the letter and putting it back in the envelope. I could see that his cheeks were flushed scarlet.
"It's a love letter, isn't it?" I just had to see that letter. My imagination ran wild- it must have been note from a secret admirer! I was slightly jealous.
"No, it isn't!" he yelled. Just then, my curiosity got the better of me- I sprang for the letter.
"Lemme see it!" I exclaimed.
"NO!" Ren cried, hanging onto the envelope for dear life. We struggled over it for five minutes, but eventually Ryu came along and snatched it out of both our grasps.
"Dear Viz," he read aloud, " I am very angry at you for censoring Ren's booty in the latest Shonen Jump. He has the sexiest bottom in the world..." Realizing what he had just read, his pompadour stood on end like an antenna. A roar of laughter poured over us, led by the hysteria of Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki. Ren was pissed.
"It's not my letter!" he yelled, ripping it out of Ryu's dumbfounded hands. "It's to Viz from some fangirl! I don't know how it got mixed up in my mail!"
I quickly scanned through the remaining letters. "Dear Viz, you suck for editing Ponchi's balls..." "Dear Viz, I'll be a rat's patoot if Conchi squirted Manta with a fire hose..." "Dear Viz, rot in..." I soon realized that something was dreadfully wrong.
"Where's Pirika?" I yelled over the persistent cafeteria din. A dog-like demon in a red suit pointed to the furthest exit. I thanked him and pushed my way across the room, calling for my sister.
"Pirika! Wait!" I had to get to her and explain the mix-up before all Hell broke loose with the Viz executives.
End of part thirteen
