Chapter Two: It Gets Rather Worse

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters either or I'd be retired and I haven't even gotten a job yet. It's all Meghan's fault.

Inuyasha did not appreciate being disturbed. It really irked him, especially when he knew that he was in the wrong in a previously held argument with a certain somebody. It honestly didn't help either that the said person was the first face he would see if he dared to open those big kawaii golden eyes.

It was a pity really. If only he hadn't brought up that touchy subject. Or perhaps, if he'd shut up. Every little thing he did last night was probably the ultimately worst possible thing he could have done. An apology was definetly in order. If he wanted to stay alive that was.

The only problem was the overly-large ego of his, which kept stubbornly insisting that he, of course, was in fact correct.

Kagome prodded Inuyasha while wondering what the hell was going on inside that stupid, swollen head of his. 'Oh, but it's such a sexy head!' That was exactly what she didn't want to happen. She loved this dumb dog so much that she could never stay mad at his pig-headedness. Pig-headed as he was. She reminded herself of those awful comments he had made the previous night.

"Why do you care if I talk to Kikyo! You are dating some Hoho from your time AND you are in love with Koga! You don't see me complaining now do ya!" This, naturally, had been incorrect and had made absolutely no sense at all. As soon as he had said it, she started crying and a look of guilt flashed over his face.

Miroku watched the odd and at the moment, unhappy couple. He replayed the events last night as he had seen them. Accusations had flown back and forth until Kagome had started the water works. What exactly had the argument been about? Miroku racked his brains as Shippo skipped by, oblivious and completely unawares.

Sango was cooking breakfast and saw Miroku watching the sleepy Inuyasha. After Kagome had started crying and Inuyasha looked guilty, Kagome had stormed off. Inuyasha tried to talk but she cut him off. He had sat down where he was now and gone into a moody sleep. Kagome had returned a few hours later and cryed herself to sleep.

Sago beckoned Miroku and Shippo over to where she was seated, crosslegged.

"We should go. They," She gestured toward the hanyo and miko, "need to be left alone."

"Do you think they'll work it out on their own? Inuyasha might make it worse."

Sango shook her head.

"There's nothing we can do, so we might as well let them work it out themselves."

Shippo had figured out what was going on so he nodded.

During this conversation that was being quietly held, Inuyasha groaned and opened his eyes. He judged the situation quickly. He stood up and growled in Kagome's ear.

"I'm really sorry about last night. I was a bastard. You can sit me if you want."

He cringed at his last few words. They were meant to stay in his head and now he had said them out loud. He was in major need of mouth control. Kagome whispered that she was sorry too and they looked at each other with the knid of love in their eyes that's usually reserved for fairy tale moments. They would have kissed if not for the curious audience who had snapped out of it and were waiting for the soap opera to become entertaining.

If anyone had walked over there at that moment, they would have burst out laughing. (That's precisely what I would have done, so it's a good thing I wasn't there. I was talking to Meghan.) You can't imagine the look in Inuyasha and Kagome's big, anime eyes. It's the sort of love that just doesn't happen nowadays. You'd have to travel back in time to find it. It's almost holy, if you believe in that sort of thing.

Meanwhile, Shippo got bored. Hey he's a little kid, so it's boring right? At that moment, I decided that enough was enough and a large swirling vortex/tornado of doom descended upon the unwary people below and scooped them up along with everyone other major character in that particular series. Everyone imeadiately became unconscious so that no discomfort would be felt. Excepting disorientation, extreme, and utter confusion.

Author's Note:

Well, ok. I did update without waiting for reviews, but that doesn't mean I don't want them. In case you haven't noticed this story will involve: many animes, an odd assortment of T.V. shows/ movies, interesting commentary by yours truly, weird elements, unusual settings, disturbing truths, and random thoughts.