TITLE: Cruelty to teachers!
AUTHOR: Jordi DISCLAIMER: Me no own nuffink but the plot!
WARNINGS: Cruelty to teachers, Yaoi, evillness, OOC, AU, random crud.

Jordi: This was inspired by me doing my math homework...okay, I'm doing it now (May 2nd, 7:16 EST), but oh well! I prefer to write than do stupid homework! Anywayz, enjoy da' fic!

/SOCIAL STUDIES

Jounouchi Katsuya sat daydreaming and drawing (MULTI-TASKING! HAHA!), Seto Kaiba sat watching him, Yami and Yuugi took notes, Ryou did the same, only with Bakura playing with his hair, and Honda and Anzu...well...who cares what they were doing?

"JOUNOUCHI KATSUYA!" The bald teacher yelled.

"Yes, B-Sensei?" The teen replied, smiling at his plan.

"Can you explain what we're doing?" The man asked, clearly annoyed that the boy wasn't paying attention.

"Nope!" The blonde replied, smiling. The whole class sniggered.

"Put the drawing away," The teacher snapped.

"Fine!" Jou put the picture of BEWD he was drawing back into his desk and the teacher turned away. Jou took it out again and began to draw...again.

(((Scene Change)))

"Nicely done pup!" The Chief Exectutive Officer of Kaiba Corporation said, smiling at his boyfriend.

Jou smiled back and kissed the taller teen.

"Yeah, I had fun doing that..." Jou replied, smiling.

/MATH CLASS

Jou sat daydreaming...again. The math teacher was droning on about Algebra, and Jou got an idea.

'This is gonna be good...' The honey-eyed teen thought, as he pulled out a quarter.

Jou walked up the isle and stood in front of the teacher. Unnoticed by the grey-haired woman, he took the quarter back out of his pocket. Noticed by her, however, was when it was stuffed up her left nostril.

"KATSUYA!" The teacher screamed as the said teen grabbed his books and sprinted from the room, laughing so hard Seto was afraid he'd pop a lung. (Jordi: Is that possible? Someone please tell me in a review!)

(((Scene Change)))

Jou sat in Kaiba mansion, holding a form and laughing again. He'd been suspended!

"Oh...oh my god!" He laughed and Seto's mouth twitched.

-THE LAME END-

Jordi: The first thing, the social studies one, I did that once. And didn't even get in trouble!

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