Chapter 6… and so it begins! giant spotlight shines onto fanfic ahem… This is where most of the craziness comes into play and you'll get a good laugh out of a new character that's about to step in. There will still be Kira and Jou stuff going on though, so you won't lose them. Then there might be some other things tossed in later. giggles I'm all giddy! I really hope you guys like this chapter because it actually got changed a lot from my original one I wrote during Biology. So read and respond and Thanks!
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Chapter 6: Love and Loathing
"Jou!" Kira yelled as she stomped up to Jou and his friends the next morning. Honda couldn't help laugh as she grabbed Jou's arm and dragged him down the hall.
"Somebody is in trouble…" Anzu giggled as Kira dragged Jou outside.
"What?" Jou asked in the sweetest way possible.
"Oh don't what me!" Kira said and stomped her foot on the ground. Jou couldn't help but smile. She looked so adorable when she was mad. Actually, to Jou, she looked adorable all the time.
"What'd I do now?" Jou asked, pretending to pout. He couldn't keep the act up. He burst out laughing, clutching his sides and smiling widely.
"You ass…" Kira laughed and shook her head. Jou stood up straight and brushed a few tears of laughter off his face. "Jou… seriously… what was that yesterday?"
Jou smiled as he watched her. He felt a lot more relaxed than before when he had talked to her. He wanted to scoop her up in his arms, but decided against it. After a glare from Kira he decided to just be straightforward.
"Do you want to go out?" he began, but when Kira was about to ask something he continued. "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Kira stared at him a moment in shock. Before Jou could get another word out she tossed her arms around him and laughed.
"Sure… why not?" she laughed. "But… you have to do something for me…"
"What?" Jou asked, a little curious.
"Agree first and you'll see tomorrow after school," Kira said, smirking.
"Fine… Fine…" Jou grabbed her arm and led her into the school. The friends stared at them oddly, since just a moment ago Jou looked as if he had been in trouble and now they were… smiling. Jou smirked at them and headed towards the classroom.
"Lover boy!"Honda teased later as he grabbed Jou and caught him in a headlock. The friends laughed as Yugi attempted to get the two to stop fighting, with no prevail. Just asHonda let go and Jou stood up straight he was tackled down to the ground.
"Hey Jou!" Kira laughed as she sat up and then waved to the others.
"Kira?"
"Yes?"
"You're sitting on my back…" Jou groaned as he tried to sit up.
"Sorry!" Kira squeaked as she got up. Jou slowly began to get up when he was tackled to the ground once again.
"Jounouchi!" the girl yelled. Jou couldn't respond given the fact that his face was shoved into the ground.
"Um… excuse me… Miss… You're on my boyfriend…" Kira said as she poked the girl.
"Ewe, you're going out with him!" the girl began to laugh as she stood up. "I'm sorry…"
"God… Riyo…" Jou grumbled as he sat up and rubbed his head. He glanced around, looking for her, but she had run off.
"You ok?" Kira asked, sitting down next to him. Jou nodded, still looking for that odd Riyo.
"She's over there idiot…" Honda laughed as he pointed towards Kaiba's limo. Riyo was beating on the car. It looked as ifhe had almost run her over. Kaiba stepped out to talk to the girl.
"Excuse me… but your beating on my car…" he said casually. Riyo glanced over at him and paused. She looked as if something had hit her, something that she liked.
"Can I lick you?" Riyo asked which caused the entire gang to burst out in mad fits of laughter.
"Oh god…" Kaiba growled as he crawled back into the limo. Riyo ran over to it, hoping to get in, but only getting the door slammed in her face. In response she licked the door and left a large spot of saliva on the door. The limo quickly tore down the road and Riyo burst into giggles.
"I've met my new mistress!" Riyo said cheerfully as she walked back over and fell over next to Kira.
"You obviously don't know Seto…" Kira said with a smirk.
"Seto? That's a pretty name… I want to know someone named Seto…" Riyo replied. Kira burst out into giggles and Jou had to hold her so she didn't fall over.
"Seto is Kaiba… that guy you were stalking…" Jou explained.
"I wasn't stalking him! That's just the beginning!" Riyo laughed manically.
"Oh god I'm scared," Honda said as he attempted to hide behind Yugi and failed miserably.
"I wouldn't stalk you!" Riyo laughed.
"OO! Who's stalking who?" Otogi said as he walked up to the group.
"I'm stalking everyone!" Riyo said with a big grin. At this point Kira was still giggling and holding onto Jou for support. (Just to let you know)
"Super!" Otogi said and noticed Kira. "You!" Otogi smacked Kira on the head and she fell over into the grass. Her giggling stopped as she stared up at him.
"You!" Kira replied. "Stop stalking my brother!"
"But… Hey!" Otogi said glaring at her. "I never stalked him!"
"But he did stalk me!" Riyo said as she raised a hand high into the air and caused the entire group to stare at her. "What? I was just kidding… God…" Riyo crossed her arms and glared at Otogi. He hadn't noticed as he began to play with a strand of hair. Kira had managed to sit up and Jou was holding her close, not trusting Otogi.
"Well I'll be heading off to Drama," Riyo said as she stood up and bowed to them. "It can not run without the amazing costume mistress!" Riyo laughed and after giving Otogi a random hug she ran off.
"Oh Crap!" Kira stood up quickly and dragged Jou to his feet. "Come on!" she said as she dragged him away.
"What do you think they're doing?" Honda asked as he watched the two run off.
"I really don't want to know…" Anzu remarked with a smirk.
"Kira, where the heck are we going?" Jou said as he finally got her to stop and stay still for a moment.
"Well… you remember how yesterday you said you would do something for me?" Kira said with a smirk.
"Yes… so…" Jou said, obviously not getting what she meant.
"Well, see…" Kira paused. "For drama we need a stagehand, or Romeo. Everyone told me that I had to get you to do it because we looked so cute together…"
"Woah! What?"
"Please…" Kira said and hugged him. Jou was about to try and find a way out of it, but a few girls had come out and found them.
"Oh! The leads are here!" they yelled and dragged the two inside. Kira glanced over at Jou and he shrugged. Kira clapped her hands together and smiled brightly.
"Jou! Get your butt in here right now! I need to fit your costume!" Riyo yelled from the green room.
"Hey Riyo! No molesting my boyfriend!" Kira yelled, but realized she probably shouldn't have. A pack of girls had attacked her the moment she said boyfriend. She was stuck telling everyone the story as Jou got fitted for his costume.
The weekend arrived in a rush of sunshine the next morning. Kira groaned as the phone rang and rang. She managed to slip off the bed, but somehow find the phone from the ground.
"Hello?" Kira groaned into the phone.
"Kira?"
"Yea… this is…"
"Riyo here!"
"Oh… hi… what's up?"
"Where does Kaiba live?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Awe, come on!"
"Don't stalk him, it won't help…"
"Help me then!"
"But…"
"Please… I'm making an adorable face right now…"
"Fine… but don't call this early ever again… and no molesting my boyfriend…"
"Okey Dokie! Thank you! Bye love!" the phone clicked as Riyo hung up and Kira fumbled around to find the off button.
After Kira had managed to find her way into the bathroom and get dressed the doorbell rang. She fumbled down the stairs and opened the door to find Jou standing there grinning.
"Oh god it's you…" Kira giggled.
"Shut up and give me a hug," Jou replied. Kira couldn't help but give him a tight hug.
"So… what's up?" Kira asked as Jou attempted to peel her off of him.
"Nothing really… Riyo is making me help her seduce Kaiba."
"What? God I don't know who to feel sorry for…"
"Then don't be…" she said as she finally let go of him and headed into the living room.
"Well… what do you want to do?" Jou asked as he sat next to her and put his arm around her. The question was replied when Riyo came running through the door.
"Oh get a room later you two!" Riyo said as she sat down next to Kira.
"What now?" Kira sighed as she leaned on an upset Jou.
"I kidnapped Kaiba's trench coat!" Riyo said clapping her hands together. They both noticed that she was wearing a huge purple trench coat that looked somewhat like a dress. Kira burst out into giggles and Jou had to hold her again.
"I think he wants to kill me though! I love it!" Riyo said waving her arms around frantically. Kira managed to fight back her giggles just as Kaiba came storming in.
"YOU!" he yelled. His blue eyes were ice cold and could have killed if they weren't so pretty.
"What?" Riyo asked, leaning back on the couch and putting an arm around Kira. "I'm just relaxing with my friends…"
"Oh god this doesn't look good…" Kira said as she leaned over on Jou. Kaiba snapped a glare at her and turned back to the trench coat stealer.
"I want my trench coat back…" he growled.
"Come and get it…" Riyo said which shocked everyone in the room.
"I could hurt you…" Kaiba growled as he took a step closer to her. Kira hid under Jou's arm.
"Don't hurt Kira!" Kira squeaked.
"Give it…" Kaiba growled again.
"Fine…" Riyo said as she stood up and took it off. Kaiba's face grew into a satisfied grin. Riyo took the jacket and put it onto Kaiba, one arm at a time, and then smoothing out the back. She reached down and grabbed Kaiba's butt.
"Sweet sweet Kaiba ass…" she giggled and ran out.
"Did she just-?" Jou gasped. Kira nodded and they both burst out into mad fits of laughter as Kaiba stomped off after her yelling like a lunatic.
"Are they still out there?" Kira asked from the couch as Jou peered out her front window.
"Yup… bickering away like a married couple…" Jou said with a smirk. He stared out at Riyo and Kaiba who had decided to camp out on Kira's lawn for the last hour or so.
"We have weird friends…" Kira laughed.
"Hey who said they were my friends?" Jou smirked as he walked over and sat next to her. Kira stuck her tongue out at him and he laughed.
"You know we're probably not going to have a moment alone until we hook those two up right?" Kira said as she glanced out the window. Riyo had gotten a hold on Kaiba's jacket again and they were practically mauling each other on her lawn.
"I know… It sucks…" Jou sighed. He finally got a girlfriend and now this happened, he must have bad luck.
"Then how are we going to get them together fast?" Kira asked as she leaned against him.
"I don't think anyone could answer that question…" Jou laughed.
"Kaiba!" Riyo roared a few seconds later. She had begun babbling about something that she wasn't even sure of. Kaiba had walked up to her so he could strangle her or something, but Riyo wouldn't let that happen. She grabbed him and tossed him to the ground, falling on him at the same time. A moment of silence passed as they stared at each other.
"GET OFF!" Kaiba roared and he stomped off into his sports car.
"He loves me…" Riyo giggled as she lay on the cool grass.
