Thank you thank you to Sirius Sweetie, again, who is my favoritest person for being the first reviewer of all my newest chapters, and to Suuki-Aldrea, for being the only person I don't personally know to review. This chap is dedicated to you! Anyway, this one will probably stink, as I have no inspiration whatsoever, but I'll do my best. Wow. This is the 10th chap. Whoever thought I could keep a story going that long? Oh yeah, and kudos to anyone who knows what double secret probation is from or just plain is. I haven't quite figured that one out yet. Anyway, on with the show!

"What's double secret probation?" Pippin asked, looking confused as usual.

"Ah, hehe, I don't really know," Professor McGonagall turned slightly red and began edging away from the students.

"What? You're punishing us with something and you don't even know what it is!?"

"Well, I could never figure out what it was. It's not like Animal House is the most descriptive movie ever,"

"You're telling me," George gawked, "That you gave us a punishment because it was in a movie you liked, and you don't know what it really is?"

"Not just because it was in a movie I liked. It also sounded really ominous and was a really good way to end the chapter," McGonagall replied defensively.

"What?" Jack snapped.

"Never mind,"

"What?" Arwen blubbered.

"I'm sorry honey. It's not my fault. They won't let us go home until the end of the year. You'll have to stay, and try to learn something. Like that's possible," Aragorn added in a mutter.

"You did this on purpose didn't you?" the elf wailed. "You wanted to get away from me, so you volunteered, and you knew you wouldn't be able to get home until the end of the year!"

"No no, of course not. I would never do that to you!" the ex-ranger would of course do that to her, but at least he hadn't this time. He was telling her the truth for once.

"You hate me. You just want to get away from me! Well guess what?! I'm sick of you too! I want a divorce!" Arwen was screaming now. "We'll see how you fare as King of Gondor without a queen. And I'm taking the children too! Good-bye forever Arrie!" Arwen twirled around, her face red with tears, and ran out of the Gryffindor common room. Aragorn stood for a moment, and then began to giggle.

"It's okay Aragorn. I'm sure she didn't mean it," Sam had come up behind the now-single King.

"Of course it's OK! What do you mean she didn't mean it? Even if she didn't, I'm getting the divorce papers signed and sealed as soon as possible! Oh yeah! By this time tomorrow I'll be a free man!"

"How's your star chart coming?" Harry inquired politely.

"I'm not sure," Elizabeth frowned over the parchment. "I can't quite remember all of Mar's moons," Harry leaned over from his own work to check Elizabeth's.

"You're not missing anything,"

"Really?"

"Nope. You're like the next Hermione,"

"Yeah right," Elizabeth giggled.

"No, you really aren't," Harry, responded boringly. "You'll never be as good as she is,"

"DUDE! So rude," Elizabeth retorted, and they both burst out laughing. Elizabeth was just beginning to fall off her chair when Ron walked into the Gryffindor common room.

"Ok then, I'm just going to ignore the two insane people over in the corner," Ron announced to no one. Harry and Elizabeth slowly pulled themselves back together and Ron walked over to them.

"Guess what I just heard,"

"I dunno, what did ya hear?" Elizabeth grinned.

"There's going to be a student concert,"

"A what?" Harry questioned.

"A concert. Well, more like a dance, but all of the students in the upper grades, and the exchange students are asked to perform something. I already know what I'm going to do," Ron was almost bouncing off the walls with excitement.

"Sweetness!" Harry shouted. He leaped out of his chair and flew up the stairs into his dorm.

"Ok then, I guess someone wants to plan without the rest of us," Ron commented.

"Yeah," Elizabeth smiled, suddenly shy. "Listen, tell Harry thanks for helping me study. I'm going to go back to my common room," she gathered her books and was gone, leaving Ron sitting alone in the middle of the room.

"What is this, abandon Ron day?" he demanded angrily, stomping up the stairs to join Harry. "Didn't even ask what I was going to do. Jerks,"

The news traveled quickly throughout the school. As part of their punishment Jack, Merry, Pippin, Fred and George were not allowed to come, and had to set up and take down all of the tables and decorations by hand. That means WITHOUT magic. McGonagall had yet to release the information of what the rest of the punishment would be. In the upper grades everyone was planning what they were going to do, and who with, but no one would tell anyone what they were doing. The only people who knew the entire evening's program were Fred, George and Jack. Arwen and Aragorn had gotten a divorce, and Aragorn was spending all his time with "the guys". The concert was scheduled for September 27th, and by the day beforehand; the atmosphere in Hogwarts was so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife. It was so thick it would take a saw. Everyone felt something or things big was going to happen at the concert, now being called the Pops Concert, and they couldn't wait.

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