Ok, because I got two reviews within a day of updating, I'm going to try
and write this one quickly. Thanks to Suuki-aldrea and pippinpirate for
their lovely reviews, and so prompt too! I'm just ever so popular darling,
tosses hair over shoulder in properly girly fashion Anyway, because of
Suuki-aldrea's request, I will not write all the acts (I never was planning
to do quite all of them. I don't care about all the boring Ravenclaws and
people, just the Gryffindors, a couple of Slytherins and the newbies. So,
for the highlights of the Pops Concert, On with the show!
After Gimli's ugly performance, some random students sang, played various instruments, and one even played the spoons. The next big act was Legolas. Jack had hinted that some of the guys might be a little jealous after his act, but the girls were all extremely excited. Legolas already had a large fan club that was growing daily, and they had been waiting for the opportunity to throw themselves at him. A few of them already had for no reason at all. The elven prince sauntered onto the stage, throwing his hair over his shoulder, sort of like Prince Charming in Shrek 2. His outfit was very tight fitting, much to the joy of his fan club.
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me" the girls were screaming even before Legolas began dancing. It looked slightly like Gimli's dancing, except it was obvious Gimli had been spying on Legolas and attempting to imitate the way Legolas was dancing. The dancing was fluid and smooth.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing" Slowly, Legolas's shirt began to come up a little. At first most of the audience thought it was a mistake, that he was just dancing a little too hard. By the time it came off, it was obvious, there was no mistake.
"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk" Whereas Gimli had been imitating a strip tease with no idea that was what it was (come on, give the poor guy a break. He's not that disturbed, just really really stupid) Legolas was actually performing a strip tease. And that wasn't the worst of it. What was scarier was that when Dumbledore tried to remind the elf of "age appropriateness" he was mobbed by girls of all ages who wouldn't let him stop the performance.
"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that" finally Dumbledore managed to get Legolas to go outside for the rest of his performance, so that none of the younger and more impressionable students would see...anything. But from outside the strains of music could still be heard, and it was obvious that some of the young females who weren't allowed outside were imagining it almost as vividly as if they had been there.
"That is completely disgusting," remarked Hermione, who had returned with someone who looked vaguely familiar.
"Definitely," Elizabeth seconded.
"Well, I guess I'd better bring things back to G-rated," the man with Hermione sighed, and headed towards stage. Elizabeth stared after him.
"Is that...?"
"Yes, it's him," Hermione snapped. "But please don't say he's here. We don't want someone to hear."
"How'd he get in?"
"He has his ways. Well, actually he had the will. It was Fred and George that provided the way," Hermione turned away from the conversation, and it was obvious she was staring at Jack and wishing his performance would be similar to Legolas's. Fortunately for Dumbledore, but unfortunately for all us love struck Johnny Depp fans, it wasn't. Now why'd I have to go and make the stupid one do a strip tease? I hate Orlando Bloom! Anyway...
Two other figures were making their way to the front of the Great Hall. They had identical red hair, but they were far too short to be Fred and George. Whatever. We'll never know how they did it. Jack took the piano that had suddenly appeared, and Fred and George (I don't know which one's which. I'm not even sure it's them!) took guitar and drums. Some random student they chose out of the crowd took drums. A familiar introduction began, and just before he started singing, Jack encouraged everyone to join in on the chorus. "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place" Fred and George joined in for the chorus, and Elizabeth shouted along faithfully. She was one of few other people in the crowd.
"We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you" The song paused for a moment, with just the drums going because the student was too stupid to realize they had stopped.
"Come on, you call that singing?" Jack roared. "I told you to join in on the chorus. So will you?" there was a quiet murmur. "What?" there was a dull roar of reply. "WHAT!? I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"YES!"
"Ok, then, took ya guys long enough. Anyway, on with the show!" "Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'" "Come on, let's hear it!" and the entire Hall roared out, even the girls who had just returned from Legolas's strip tease.
"We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you"
"Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you" Jack, Fred and George bowed themselves off the stage, and were soon after mobbed by their new adoring fans. Hermione saw one girl throw herself at Jack, managing to peck him on the cheek.
"I think it's time he get out of there," she commented determinedly, and elbowed her way over to Jack. He disappeared with her soon afterward.
Next was Draco, backed by Crabbe and Goyle, who sang "Real Slim Shady". When they got to the part about sticking nine-inch nails into your eye, Dumbledore kicked them off, and he saw that it was good.
After that came Ron, singing Hot Hot Hot from the Bend it Like Beckham soundtrack. It was pretty popular. Finally, the last student from the upper grades was called. It was Hermione. She sat at the piano, and adjusted the mic from where Jack had had it. She brushed her long, and amazingly silky hair out of her face, and began.
"Can anybody find me somebody to love?" her fingers moved over the keys, as she played the simple intro. "Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh Lord
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)
Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright - he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!
Find me somebody to love (at this point, other voices came to sing the harmony pars. We're not sure where they came from, but they did)
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love love love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love somebody somebody somebody somebody
Somebody find me
Somebody find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me somebody, somebody (find me somebody to love) somebody, somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh - somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me somebody to love love love!
Wooo somebody find me, find me love."
[
As the last note died out someone yelled "I can find you somebody to love! He's right here!" Everyone turned to stare at the man. It was obvious he wasn't a student. Suddenly, the edges of the man blurred, and morphed, and Jack Sparrow stood there. He swept off his hat and slid into a bow. Hermione was staring at Jack, some unknown emotion in her eyes.
"I know what you're feeling," the narrator teased. "You love him too. Go kiss him!"
"Shut up!" Hermione hissed.
"Ok. Forget this ever happened, all of you,"
"JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumbledore rumbled. "OUT!" Jack meekly replaced his hat and slunk out the door, but just as the attention turned from him, he turned and blew a kiss at Hermione, who was still staring at him.
"Well that was certainly interesting," The narrator remarked.
"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled back.
"I can see I'm unwanted here. I think I'll just leave."
So, what do you think? Do you like my lovely little thing with Hermione and Jack? Don't worry; this concert won't take up too many more chapters. And thanks to the website I got the lyrics from, I just forgot what it was. Do you really think I was going to write all those stupid things out myself? Anyway, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! Oh yeah, and if you are sick of this concert let me know, and I'll just skip over most of it. But there is something else important that happens. There will be a plot to this story. Maybe if I ever get that far.
After Gimli's ugly performance, some random students sang, played various instruments, and one even played the spoons. The next big act was Legolas. Jack had hinted that some of the guys might be a little jealous after his act, but the girls were all extremely excited. Legolas already had a large fan club that was growing daily, and they had been waiting for the opportunity to throw themselves at him. A few of them already had for no reason at all. The elven prince sauntered onto the stage, throwing his hair over his shoulder, sort of like Prince Charming in Shrek 2. His outfit was very tight fitting, much to the joy of his fan club.
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me" the girls were screaming even before Legolas began dancing. It looked slightly like Gimli's dancing, except it was obvious Gimli had been spying on Legolas and attempting to imitate the way Legolas was dancing. The dancing was fluid and smooth.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing" Slowly, Legolas's shirt began to come up a little. At first most of the audience thought it was a mistake, that he was just dancing a little too hard. By the time it came off, it was obvious, there was no mistake.
"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk" Whereas Gimli had been imitating a strip tease with no idea that was what it was (come on, give the poor guy a break. He's not that disturbed, just really really stupid) Legolas was actually performing a strip tease. And that wasn't the worst of it. What was scarier was that when Dumbledore tried to remind the elf of "age appropriateness" he was mobbed by girls of all ages who wouldn't let him stop the performance.
"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that" finally Dumbledore managed to get Legolas to go outside for the rest of his performance, so that none of the younger and more impressionable students would see...anything. But from outside the strains of music could still be heard, and it was obvious that some of the young females who weren't allowed outside were imagining it almost as vividly as if they had been there.
"That is completely disgusting," remarked Hermione, who had returned with someone who looked vaguely familiar.
"Definitely," Elizabeth seconded.
"Well, I guess I'd better bring things back to G-rated," the man with Hermione sighed, and headed towards stage. Elizabeth stared after him.
"Is that...?"
"Yes, it's him," Hermione snapped. "But please don't say he's here. We don't want someone to hear."
"How'd he get in?"
"He has his ways. Well, actually he had the will. It was Fred and George that provided the way," Hermione turned away from the conversation, and it was obvious she was staring at Jack and wishing his performance would be similar to Legolas's. Fortunately for Dumbledore, but unfortunately for all us love struck Johnny Depp fans, it wasn't. Now why'd I have to go and make the stupid one do a strip tease? I hate Orlando Bloom! Anyway...
Two other figures were making their way to the front of the Great Hall. They had identical red hair, but they were far too short to be Fred and George. Whatever. We'll never know how they did it. Jack took the piano that had suddenly appeared, and Fred and George (I don't know which one's which. I'm not even sure it's them!) took guitar and drums. Some random student they chose out of the crowd took drums. A familiar introduction began, and just before he started singing, Jack encouraged everyone to join in on the chorus. "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place" Fred and George joined in for the chorus, and Elizabeth shouted along faithfully. She was one of few other people in the crowd.
"We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you" The song paused for a moment, with just the drums going because the student was too stupid to realize they had stopped.
"Come on, you call that singing?" Jack roared. "I told you to join in on the chorus. So will you?" there was a quiet murmur. "What?" there was a dull roar of reply. "WHAT!? I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"YES!"
"Ok, then, took ya guys long enough. Anyway, on with the show!" "Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'" "Come on, let's hear it!" and the entire Hall roared out, even the girls who had just returned from Legolas's strip tease.
"We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you"
"Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you" Jack, Fred and George bowed themselves off the stage, and were soon after mobbed by their new adoring fans. Hermione saw one girl throw herself at Jack, managing to peck him on the cheek.
"I think it's time he get out of there," she commented determinedly, and elbowed her way over to Jack. He disappeared with her soon afterward.
Next was Draco, backed by Crabbe and Goyle, who sang "Real Slim Shady". When they got to the part about sticking nine-inch nails into your eye, Dumbledore kicked them off, and he saw that it was good.
After that came Ron, singing Hot Hot Hot from the Bend it Like Beckham soundtrack. It was pretty popular. Finally, the last student from the upper grades was called. It was Hermione. She sat at the piano, and adjusted the mic from where Jack had had it. She brushed her long, and amazingly silky hair out of her face, and began.
"Can anybody find me somebody to love?" her fingers moved over the keys, as she played the simple intro. "Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh Lord
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)
Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright - he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!
Find me somebody to love (at this point, other voices came to sing the harmony pars. We're not sure where they came from, but they did)
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love love love
Find me somebody to love
Find me somebody to love somebody somebody somebody somebody
Somebody find me
Somebody find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me somebody, somebody (find me somebody to love) somebody, somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me
Ooh - somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Ooh
(Find me somebody to love)
Find me, find me, find me somebody to love
(Find me somebody to love)
Anybody, anywhere, anybody find me somebody to love love love!
Wooo somebody find me, find me love."
[
As the last note died out someone yelled "I can find you somebody to love! He's right here!" Everyone turned to stare at the man. It was obvious he wasn't a student. Suddenly, the edges of the man blurred, and morphed, and Jack Sparrow stood there. He swept off his hat and slid into a bow. Hermione was staring at Jack, some unknown emotion in her eyes.
"I know what you're feeling," the narrator teased. "You love him too. Go kiss him!"
"Shut up!" Hermione hissed.
"Ok. Forget this ever happened, all of you,"
"JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumbledore rumbled. "OUT!" Jack meekly replaced his hat and slunk out the door, but just as the attention turned from him, he turned and blew a kiss at Hermione, who was still staring at him.
"Well that was certainly interesting," The narrator remarked.
"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled back.
"I can see I'm unwanted here. I think I'll just leave."
So, what do you think? Do you like my lovely little thing with Hermione and Jack? Don't worry; this concert won't take up too many more chapters. And thanks to the website I got the lyrics from, I just forgot what it was. Do you really think I was going to write all those stupid things out myself? Anyway, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! Oh yeah, and if you are sick of this concert let me know, and I'll just skip over most of it. But there is something else important that happens. There will be a plot to this story. Maybe if I ever get that far.
