8. Bathing, Soap
Rating: PG
Characters: Yuuri, Yuuri's Mom, Wolfram, Murata
"And here's Yu-chan taking his very first bath!" Jennifer gushed. Yuuri moaned and covered his face with his hands while Wolfram cackled maniacally. Unlike dinner yesterday, he couldn't get out of Wolfram knowing exactly what his mother was saying, because Murata had come over to translate every single word.
"And here is Yu-chan on his first birthday, in his birthday suit!"
"Moooom!" Yuuri protested.
"So I see nothing has changed since then," Wolfram commented, snickering. "I seem to recall this year's birthday being much the same."
"Wolfram!" Yuuri shot a horrified look at his mother, who understood just enough Mazoku to be very dangerous.
"The same?" Jennifer repeated slowly, then nodded enthusiastically, giggling. She flipped a few pages quickly and came to Yuuri's second birthday, which had a batch of very similar pictures.
"She says they just couldn't keep that boy in clothes," Murata reported faithfully.
"Murata!" Yuuri screeched.
"Same!" Wolfram howled, laughing so hard he was clutching his stomach. "Same!"
