Thankee so far to pIPPINpIRATE for leaving a pretty much unintelligible review of chap 13, but I think it was friendly. I'll see if I can work in something about Wallace and Gromit for you pats her on the head and gives her a cookie. Ok, I wrote the beginning of this before anyone reviewed chapter 14...oh wait, no one has reviewed chapter 14 yet, so if someone leaves a review saying they hated the romance, and don't want any more, well too bad for now. I couldn't help it. So, if you hate that kind of thing, skip this first part, it isn't very funny. It's your own fault for not reviewing. Anyway, on with the show.
As Jack made his way back to the Ravenclaw common room, he couldn't believe what he had almost done. Thought were whirling around in his head, but the most disturbing was the fact the song "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows kept running through his head.
'How could I have done that, she must hate me. So she said what's the problem baby

What's the problem I don't know

Well maybe I'm in love (love)

Think about it every time

I think about it

Can't stop thinking 'bout it. Go away, I don't care about this stupid song. But she was the one who wanted to kiss.

How much longer will it take to cure this

Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)

Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love. UGH! But the way she looked at me when I was leaving. It was like she hated my guts. But that could have been because of the fact that I stopped kissing. She might have just been surprised.

Come on, come on

Turn a little faster

Come on, come on

The world will follow after

Come on, come on

Cause everybody's after love. But what if she wasn't. What if she didn't want the kiss? I need to stop brooding. Where's my Walkman. Wait, I'm not back to the dorms yet. I really am losing it.

So I said I'm a snowball running

Running down into the spring that's coming all this love

Melting under blue skies

Belting out sunlight

Shimmering love. I so need to stop listening to that song. I don't even like the Shrek 2 soundtrack. Or do I?

Well baby I surrender

To the strawberry ice cream

Never ever enter all this love

Well I didn't mean to do it

But there's no escaping your love. Keep to the subject! Stop letting your thoughts wander. We need to discuss the evidence.

These lines of lightning

Mean we're never alone,

Never alone, no, no . If we ever can with this stupid song! Anyway, item 1-she is a smart, young, prettyish, and kinda popular witch, who could curse me into oblivion. Very practical. Not the kind of person that likes Jack Sparrow, except as a passing crush until she gets to know him.

Come on, Come on

Move a little closer

Come on, Come on

I want to hear you whisper

Come on, Come on

Settle down inside my love. Item 2-I really like her, possibly even love her. Her feelings are unknown. She looked at me extremely strangely when I said I'd love her at the concert, but everyone was.

Come on, come on

Jump a little higher

Come on, come on

If you feel a little lighter

Come on, come on

We were once

Upon a time in love Item 3-she was the one who instigated the kiss, and I was the one who pulled away.

We're accidentally in love

Accidentally in love (x7)

Accidentally

I'm In Love, I'm in Love,

I'm in Love, I'm in Love,

I'm in Love, I'm in Love,

Accidentally (x2) In conclusion, we wait for her to make the next move. She probably just thought I was cute, but as she gets to know me better, she'll realize she doesn't like me. I'm not her type. The only problem is what I'll do to stop liking her. I'll get over her, I'm sure there must be some way to get her out of my head. And some way to get this stupid song out of my head too!'

As Jack reached the dorms, he pulled off his clothes, and grabbed his Walkman, jamming the 13 Going on 30 soundtrack into it. He hadn't realized it was a girly movie, as he had never seen it, but he still liked the songs. He fell asleep to "Vienna" by Billy Joel (which is, by the way, one of the best songs in the history of the universe).

The next day Jack wasn't quite the same as usual, or else more himself than usual, flirting with any female in a two-yard radius. Yet, even as he seemed to be living the moment more than usual, if you were watching carefully you could tell he was strangely preoccupied. Every time he saw Hermione, he started talking animatedly to someone else, making large hand gestures, and seeming to be extremely involved in his conversation so that he wouldn't have to speak to her. Hermione, for her part was handling it quite well. She could tell he was avoiding her, and had guessed that he was uncomfortable, thinking she just had a passing crush. But she knew otherwise. Quietly, Hermione was formulating a plan to show Jack and almost everyone else in Ravenclaw just how much she liked him. If anyone else noticed something odd going on between Hermione and Jack, they didn't comment, as everyone was far too rapped up in Harry and Elizabeth dating. They had been seen snogging, holding hands and generally being disgusting many times, but they still acted like themselves at least. Will, having heard of this, had become even more depressed than he was before, and because Hagrid could do nothing for him, he had moved to Hogsmeade, and could often be heard listening to the song "Jessie's Girl", singing along and substituting Harry for Jessie. Things were very strange, and because of the interesting developments, no one had though about Voldemort. Except for two girls.

Parvati and Lavender stood in front of the huge snake, telling it everything they knew about Harry Potter.
"And he just started going out with Elizabeth Swann. Lucky person, but personally I like Pippin more,"
"Merry all the way,"
"Excuse me, but we have business to do," Voldemort hissed through Nagini.
"Oh, that's everything we know,"
"Interesting. Are you very close to Harry?"
"Not really," replied Parvati for both of them.
"Do you think you could get closer to Merry and Pippin? I know they know a lot about him, and you could use them to get to him,"
"Yes, Lord Voldy," Lavender smiled. She had no idea she was about to be Crucio'd into the next universe, as she had heard Nagini calling the dark lord this many times.
"You may go now," Voldemort dismissed the two girls, who hurried off, giggling about how they would seduce (ooooh, tsk tsk) Merry and Pippin. "Nagini, get back here, we have a lot to talk about, and plan,"
"Yes, master Moldymort," Nagini disappeared in a small cloud of smoke, as faint strains of the "Trust in Me" song that Kaa sings could be heard. They did have planning to do. They would strike again soon, and this time it would be planned better. Maybe. The Dark Lord had always been a slow learner, and it had been Nagini and Crouch who had planned most of the last attack. Voldy always just wanted to rush right into things. Oh well, too bad.

Five minutes later, in the Dark Lord's headquarters Moldy Voldy, Nagini, Wormtail, and Barty Crouch were gathered in a meeting to discuss what they had learned.
"Well, we got his class schedule, so we know where he's going to be all the time," Nagini started.
"We know who his friends are, and we know he has a girlfriend. Maybe if we do something to her, we can get to him. Hmmmm," Voldemort started stroking the little wisp of nothingness that was his beard. It was hard to grow a beard when you were stuck between life and death.
"Uh, Lord Voldemort?" Crouch was looking uncomfortable.
"Yes?"
"Why are we listening to the Jaws soundtrack?"
"Because!" Voldy snapped. "It's my favorite CD, and if you don't like it, you can leave, and if you leave, you can never tell anyone about this if you don't want to get Crucio'd into next week,"
"Ok, I'll stay. Just wondering," Crouch replied meekly.
"Anyway, back to my idea. If we capture his girlfriend, he'll have to save her. It's his personality, he can't help coming after me. And he always manages to end up alone. It's PERFECT!" Voldy was shouting.
"Just one problem," Peter muttered.
"WHAT?"
"How do we get his girlfriend?"
"We'll figure that out when we're capturing her,"
"I think we'd better plan that now,"
"Fine then. We'll plan," Voldemort agreed sullenly. So they did, but I can't tell you what they planned, now can I? Cause that would just ruin the story line. So I'll leave you hanging (not), and you'll just have to review so that I update. That's a hint.