Ok, thank you to pIPPINpIRATE, for being the first luvverly reviewer, and also thanks to Sirius Sweetie. Yes, I did sub lyrics for "What I Like About You". Did you like them? I thought they were really bad. Anyway, Sirius Sweetie is my reviewer of the week, and reviewer of the month if she follows up on her promise. Thankee to lady of pirates for reviewing. Sorry I insulted Orlando Bloom, but I happen to hate him. He's taking over the world, and he isn't even that good of an actor, and he is not cute. I don't get how you people can think that. Personally, I think he's a smug drunk monkey. And if you like him, he's taken over your mind too. I just think he's over rated. Sort of like Harry Potter (please don't kill me Sirius Sweetie). So sorry if your mind has been taken over by mass media. It's not my fault. Ok, you can flame and hate on me all you want for that little rant, I really couldn't care less. Just keep reviewing, and I will be in heaven. Anyway, on with the show!

It was Halloween, and the whole school was flocking to the Great Hall for the feast. Dumbledore had set up the tables slightly differently this year at the request of students who wanted to sit with their friends from other houses. In the middle of the hall were large tables set for ten to twelve people. Around the edge were small nooks with tables set for two, or booths with enough room for four or five. Hermione and Jack hurried to one of the small tables with a rose in a vase on it. Elizabeth and Harry took another small table on the opposite side of the room. Disturbingly, Aragorn and Will sat together at a table for two, and they were holding hands for most of the feast. Fred, George, Merry and Pippin took a booth, muttering about Jack abandoning them, but they really didn't care. Lavender and Parvati managed to convince Merry and Pippin to leave Fred and George and come sit with everyone else, specifically them. Fred and George finally gave up, and sat with everyone else at a table set for twelve. They were joined by Legolas, Cho, Ron, Arwen, Gandalf, and Gimli. Merry and Pippin were sitting next to each other, and each one was sitting next to his girlfriend. The twins were sitting next to each other. Cho wasn't sitting next to any girls, and Legolas was sitting next to two girls. Lavender was sitting next to a twin. Gimli and Arwen were sitting next to a professor. Ron was sitting next to. Gimli was sitting next to Fred. Ron was not sitting next to Lavender or Parvati. Who was sitting where? (Just so you know, the table is a circle. It helps to draw it.) Submit results in a review.
Ok, sorry about that, I felt like including that strange piece of trivia. The answers will be revealed in the next chapter. That is, if I can find them and if anyone guesses. So guess! Oh yeah, the rest of this chap will probably be really really bad because my pathetic excuse for a muse enjoys abandoning me for short stretches to punish me when I haven't written lately. Anyway, on with the show. When all the students had finally been seated to everyone's satisfaction (many of the younger students spent a while arguing over who could sit where and Harry had to spend almost five minutes yelling at Colin Creevey, who wanted to sit with Harry and Elizabeth) Dumbledore stood and began his speech (what's with this guy and speeches?).
"Welcome, everyone, and a happy Halloween! I hope you have all found the tables arranged to your satisfaction?" there was a thunderous roar of applause, much of it coming from the smaller tables. "I have a few announcements. To those students who came to Hogwarts after the start of term, and a reminder to some of you who have known this for years, THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS OFF LIMITS TO STUDENTS. That is for your own safety. Please follow the rules we set into place, they are there for a reason. Also, a special thank you to those students who have helped our foreign students feel welcome. I'll let you all eat now, as I'm sure you're hungry," Dumbledore sat, and food appeared on the tables as usual. The students attacked it with a hungry ferocity. A friendly chatter began to grow through the hall, and the next hour passed quickly for everyone. Slowly, students stopped heaping more food on their plates, and eventually even the Weasleys were finished. Dumbledore was just beginning to stand when the doors to the Great Hall were suddenly thrown open.
"It's You Know Who!" a girl yelled. Most of the younger students shrieked, but the older ones started giggling, remembering the last time He had attacked them. Quickly, the giggles diminished as they realized that Voldy wasn't alone this time. An army of Death Eaters surrounded him. The teachers grabbed their wands, and prefects began herding the students towards the other end of the hall. The hall rang with spells, and in the middle of it all Dumbledore blasted his way through Death Eaters short and tall to get to Voldemort. By this time most of the students were running towards the far end of the hall, and trying to find a way out. Heads swiveled as a commotion broke out.
"Jack, you can't stay, you're not even close to their skill," a prefect was shouting.
"I don't care, it's my duty," the pirate wrenched his arm out of the prefects grasp, and pulled out his wand. "Accio sword!" he yelled. Death Eaters hit the dirt as Jack's sword flew through the door and straight into his grasp. He leapt into the fray, sword quick as lightning, dancing between spells, and cutting down anyone who got in his way. Yet the Death Eaters kept advancing. They had almost reached the students, and they were right next to Harry and Elizabeth. Suddenly, as if by an unspoken command they retreated, turning tail and fleeing onto the grounds, where they disappeared one by one.
The teachers, and a few of the older students who had joined them stood quietly, panting. Jack however, was looking for wounded when he noticed Hermione staring at him with a horrified look on her face.
"What?"
"You killed them. You killed men without a thought to what would happen. I-I didn't know you were like this," she spun around and hurried into the crowd. Jack stood, his chin down around the floor. Merry walked by, and noticing his dilemma decided to help, so he picked up Jack's mouth, and tried to put it back in its proper position. It didn't' really work, and long story short, Jack's mouth ended up in Romania.
"Why didn't they take Harry?" Colin asked loudly. "They were right next to him," the third year stared adoringly at his role model, who was looking like he had just been hit by a train. "What is it Harry, what happened?" Colin asked, bouncing up and down.
"They, they took Elizabeth," Harry replied hollowly.

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