17. Cosplay, Dressing Up
Rating: PG, except for one Wolfram swear
Characters: Wolfram, Cheri, Yuuri

"And here is Wolf-chan during his very first fancy dress ball!" Cheri exclaimed, tapping the photo with a her manicured nail.

"Aw, look how cute!" Yuuri exclaimed with a cruel smile. After the incident with his mother and the photo album, Yuuri was milking this for all it was worth.

"Mother!" Wolfram exclaimed, cheeks pink. "This is completely undignified!"

"It was a costume ball," Cheri said. "Wolf went as a lion! Of course he was so young he roared for about ten minutes, then fell right asleep!"

Wolfram's lion costume seemed to be made out of brown footy pajamas with a tail and fur collar sewn on. He was already out cold in the picture, sprawled across Conrad's lap and drooling.

"So fierce!" Yuuri teased, poking Wolfram in the side playfully, Wolfram slapped his hand away and glared at him.

"At least I could keep my clothes on," he sneered, and Yuuri flushed.

"Of course the next year," Cheri continued, turning the page, "Wolf-chan went as an island native, and refused to wear anything but face paint and a seashell necklace…"

"Fuck you, wimp," Wolfram grumbled to a howling Yuuri.