Mary Sue sat down at her computer, ready to play a game of Minesweeper.

She clicked a box. Damn, she got a mine!

She hated this game. It was impossible. Impossible. DAMN IMPOSSIBLE!

She started a new game. She clicked a box, and omigod! It had three mines around it.

She clicked another box, her fingers crossed at the same time.

IT WAS A MINE.

She hated this game. It was impossible. Impossible. DAMN IMPOSSIBLE!

She closed the box and decided to calm herself down by playing a wonderfully relaxing game of Free Cell.

Mary Sue was delighted to find no mines when she clicked on the card.