Loko: This is a mental jerk in response to reading Far Too Many 100-word Impact!Fics for our good.

Summary: Closure is an algebraic theorem allowing one to reach a conclusion. Naruto pesters, Sasuke learns. SasuNaru drabble.

Disclaimer: Own kissy ninja boys? We wish.

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Closure

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"Why are you such a bastard?" Naruto demands.

"Why are you so annoying?" Sasuke responds.

"Why can't you just accept?" Naruto queries.

"You don't understand anything about me," Sasuke snaps.

"Why not?" Naruto perseveres.

"Because," Sasuke hedges.

"Why not?" Naruto pesters.

"Because," Sasuke begins.

"Well?" Naruto asks.

"Because you don't know anything about me!" Sasuke yells.

Naruto becomes livid.

"How the hell am I supposed to know anything about you if you don't tell me?" He yells. "You're not only a bastard but an idiot!"

Sasuke freezes, contemplating this.

Naruto kisses him, and Sasuke finds he still tastes the same.

-owari-

words: 100

paragraphs: 14

sentences: 23

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A/N:

Amen to drabbles. This was fun … and stemmed from consideration of the fact that one cannot expect someone else to understand if one does not share the details. Thus, Closure.

Not that we're closeted math freaks … or anything like that.

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9:46 PM

31-03-05