The two boys sat a table at the campus.
"You're joking about liking Dana, right? Isn't this just that Candian sense of humor I've been hearing about?" Dustin asked Max.
"Um...there's no such thing as the Candian sense of humor...at least I don't think so." Max said.
"But Dana...is rough. She's dated no one...except Logan when they got matched together at the School Dance." Dustin explained.
"Logan's so lucky." Max exclaimed.
"Logan is the meanest dude in the world. He's bratty, convincing and only cares about himself." Dustin said.
Max nodded, looking at the ground.
"I know this, my sister, Zoey Brooks almost kissed Logan!" Dustin said.
"EWWWW! Zoey? With Logan? By what I've seen of Logan," Max began, pointing to Logan tanning on the grass, "he's what you described him as.".
"My point exactly. He's so bratty, he needs a Mrs. Bratty! Which is-uh-erm-I guess Dana." Dustin said.
"Oh? So Dana doesn't like me?" Max said, his eyes getting watery.
"No...she likes you. She just wants to date Logan." Dustin said.
"She said he's so annoying." Max said.
"Well...it's a different kind of love...It's, it's, it's...It's Crushed Love." Dustin explained.
"Oh...hmmmm...That gives me an idea." Max said, running off somewhere.
"MAX! Wait! You forgot you're binder!" Dustin yelled, Max didn't come back.
"Aw well..he is my roomate." Dustin sighed, shoving Dustin's own binder his Dustin's backpack, and carrying Max's binder.
Meanwhile, in Chase's dorm Michael and Chase were watching the sunset through the Webcam in the teddybear and Logan was getting his "beauty rest".
"He'd need to sleep an decade to get the beauty rest he needs." Michael and Chase agreed.
"Whatever you losers. 'Cause tomorrow, I'm gonna kiss Zoey, and Chase is going to be like 'boo-hoo'. And Zoey's gonna wanna come to my dorm and kiss me and-" Logan began.
"Shush! Watching the sunset is rated R, 'hot' guy." Chase said, sticking his tongue out at Logan then watching the sunset again.
In Logan's dream...Logan dreamed he was fourty-nine, lookin' not so fine and handing out towels at the YMCA.
Suddenly, a hot girl in a bikini past him.
"Chase? Is that Logan?" the girl asked.
Then, a tall, nice, strong, fine lookin' man came over by the woman.
"I believe that is...Zoe. Logan's not married to you like he said he would be in the diary of his Michael published. And it's all 'cause he didn't read..." the grown up Chase said.
"Not ALL because." the grown up Logan disagreed.
"I don't like not educated people, c'mon Chase, let's go to the hot tube!" the grown up Zoey said.
"You need a towel!" the grown up Logan yelled.
"We already got one...from you're wife...Quinn!" Zoey smiled.
"QUINN? MY WIFE? NOOOOOOOO! Anything but Quinn!" Logan yelled.
"Yes...Quinn! C'mon dearest, it's getting warm...let's put on our bathing suits!" smiled Zoey.
"Oh dearest!" grown up Quin came running out.
"NOOO! I want Zoey! Not a dope like Quinn! I want that hot girl, not that Quinn!" the grown up Logan yelled.
"But you married me!" sobbed the grown up Quinn.
"But you're a freak." cried the grown up Logan.
"I'M FILING A DIVORCE!" Quinn stomped her feet out of the main area of the YMCA.
"NOO! Zoey! Not Quinn! ZOEY! Not Quinn!"
Logan, sat up in his bunk bed, Michael, Chase, Zoey and Quinn were staring at him.
"Did the 'Loganster'? have a little nightmare?" asked Chase and Michael in a babyish voice.
"Trust, me I have nightmares all the time. This one...was just into the future." Logan said.
"Like what into the future? I'm making a time travel machine you know." Quinn asked.
"I was fourty nine, ugly and handing out towels at the YMCA. Zoey's was a hot beach babe, married to Chase and they started taking off they're bathing suits and-" Logan began.
"I was married to Chase? And also...why take off my bathing suit in front of a nerd like you?" Zoey asked.
"Well in my dream you looked fine! Anyways, you guys got into the pool and Quinn was my wife and I didn't want her to be!" Logan screamed. Quinn brought out her journal and tore up a twenty hundred pages of Logan's face.
"You had a crush on me?" asked Logan.
"DUH!" Quinn cried, running out of the room. Zoey ran after her.'
"I married Zoey? Coolio!" yelled Chase. Michael shut the door.
"Look's like beauty rest turned out to be scary rest to baby Logan!" Chase and Michael mocked Logan.
