New Changes Chapter Two: Villiage Visit
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would be writing and publishing books, not writing more fanfiction on something I owned.
The feast went by in a blur once the train ride was over. Gryffindor got twenty one new first years, Slytherin got six, Ravenclaw got three and Hufflepuff got two. "Sortings bloody fixed this year it is," Ron said helping himself to a salad, not wanting to gain more weight as he would get fat if he kept eating the way he liked to. As Hermione and Ginny and Harry had pointed out to him for the last few months.
"It does seem that way. I honestly thought that little brunnette down there should have been in Slytherin, she was so rude at the station. Looked like she was going to spit in my eye for telling her to calm down," Hermione said spooning some mashed potatoes onto her plate.
"She definately has the Parkinson pitch to her. I mean they must be cousins or sisters or something. What was her last name again?" Harry asked.
"Steele. Not related I dont think. And Pansy's voice isnt that bad compared to hers."
"Mya, why are you defending Parkinson? And calling her by her first name?"
"Because though she may be a Slytherin, her parents are on the right side, they are friends with my dad, and I hung out with her once this summer. She's really not that bad. She just does the annoying She-Bitch thing to get attention."
"Whatever, can we talk about a pug-less topic?" Ron asked.
Avoiding Hermione's glare they both went back to eating and started talking about quidditch. Listening closely but not commenting she went back to her dinner. Tossing a wink to Kiwi (Hannah Abbot) she got up to go to the loo with an evil grin plastered to her face. A grin that could make the Weasley twins hair curl. Following her lead, Hannah too excused herself.
Once they were in the loos, "Whats up?" Kiwi asked.
"I wanna pull a prank Kiwi. But not just any prank, a terrible trio prank. A Punker, Kiwi, Dragon signature prank. And I wanna get the Gryffindors, and get 'em good."
"Well we know Dragons in, he'd do anything to get the ruddy Gryffindors, no offence."
"None taken."
"So what do you reckon?"
"I was thinking a trip to the villiage."
"The villiage?"
"The villiage. Dragon will know what I'm talking about. Now how to pull it off. If only I could get to the library tonight I would be able to..."
"Be able to what?"
"Hold on a minute."
Oh Dragon....
What have I told you Punker? When you moan my name do it with more feeling.
Oh shush you prat
What do you want
I need your Big Book Of Random Stupid Spells.
Whats in it for me
A share at getting back at the Gryffindors
How?
A little trip to the villiage
You shittin me??
Nope. Gonna lend me the book or not?
I'll Send it to you in the morning and you can do it at lunch.
Thank you so much
"Done, it'll take place tomorrow at lunch."
"Just talk to Dragon?"
"Yup. Now back to the grub."
"Dont you mean food?"
"No I mean horse crap."
"Ewe."
"Well quit being so stupid about it and I'll be nicer."
"I'm going to tell Dragon your picking on me again."
"Wahh, I dont think he'll care."
"Oh yeah cause he favours you anyway."
"Not my fault he does."
"Yes it is."
"No its not."
"Yes it is."
"Go back to the Hufflefluff table."
Kiwi stuck her tongue out at Mya and went back to her table. Sitting down with the same grin on her face Mya went back to her dinner. "What was that about Mya?"
"Oh she just sexed me up lezbo style in the bathroom," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Haha, very funny. But you have that look on your face."
"Yeah and you have salad dressing on yours, whats your point?"
Harry laughed into his soup while Ginny started lecturing them both on how to behave. Acting like children they were according to her. Mya shuck it off but Ron jumped down Ginny's throat about how she's his younger sister and she shouldnt be lecturing him when it should be him lecturing her about the fact that shes dating at fifteen. (AN: Heavens to betsy no!!) This just errupted into one huge fight between the two of them which ended when Katie made Ginny move to the other side of the table, leaving Harry and Hermione to cool down Ron.
Thats when Dumbledore took the oppertunity to say 'i'm full so go to bed you brats and stay out of my sight till morning', only in a much more politer way.
The next morning, as planned, Draco sent Hermione his book 'The Big Book Of Random Spells', which cause her evil grin to return and the wheels of her head to turn as she ran out of the hall with it. She went over the last of her plans and set off to work.
At lunch she tossed a wink to Draco and to Hannah. Then when everyone had tucked in and was eating their lunch, Neville got up on the table and started singing the opening to YMCA. With Seamus and Dean and Colin Creevy joining in. Neville as the Indian, Dean the police man, Seamus the Sailor and Colin the construction worker.
The hall burst into laughter, but then Harry, Ron, Denis Creevy, and some third year boy all got up and started singing In The Navy.
And when they had finished that, Katie, Ginny, Lavender, and Pavarti all got up and sang Macho Man. The rest of the hall was in tears. Even Snape was laughing.Once again the trio exchanged winks and grinned.
AN: Sorry I havent updated in a while, been busy.. and lazy. But not anymore. My bro got me a comp for christmas so I can use it more since its in my office and I dont have to share. Yay. LOL anywayz, I hope you enjoyed this chap, I know I did, the villiage people thing just popped into my head in the middle of math class because in the navy came on the radio, my teach plays music durin the class time work thing if we dont piss him off. He's like a Binns with Snapes temper and Moody's looks. lol.
To my reviewers, I know I had some, thanks. Read it Review it.
Mwah
Bekness
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would be writing and publishing books, not writing more fanfiction on something I owned.
The feast went by in a blur once the train ride was over. Gryffindor got twenty one new first years, Slytherin got six, Ravenclaw got three and Hufflepuff got two. "Sortings bloody fixed this year it is," Ron said helping himself to a salad, not wanting to gain more weight as he would get fat if he kept eating the way he liked to. As Hermione and Ginny and Harry had pointed out to him for the last few months.
"It does seem that way. I honestly thought that little brunnette down there should have been in Slytherin, she was so rude at the station. Looked like she was going to spit in my eye for telling her to calm down," Hermione said spooning some mashed potatoes onto her plate.
"She definately has the Parkinson pitch to her. I mean they must be cousins or sisters or something. What was her last name again?" Harry asked.
"Steele. Not related I dont think. And Pansy's voice isnt that bad compared to hers."
"Mya, why are you defending Parkinson? And calling her by her first name?"
"Because though she may be a Slytherin, her parents are on the right side, they are friends with my dad, and I hung out with her once this summer. She's really not that bad. She just does the annoying She-Bitch thing to get attention."
"Whatever, can we talk about a pug-less topic?" Ron asked.
Avoiding Hermione's glare they both went back to eating and started talking about quidditch. Listening closely but not commenting she went back to her dinner. Tossing a wink to Kiwi (Hannah Abbot) she got up to go to the loo with an evil grin plastered to her face. A grin that could make the Weasley twins hair curl. Following her lead, Hannah too excused herself.
Once they were in the loos, "Whats up?" Kiwi asked.
"I wanna pull a prank Kiwi. But not just any prank, a terrible trio prank. A Punker, Kiwi, Dragon signature prank. And I wanna get the Gryffindors, and get 'em good."
"Well we know Dragons in, he'd do anything to get the ruddy Gryffindors, no offence."
"None taken."
"So what do you reckon?"
"I was thinking a trip to the villiage."
"The villiage?"
"The villiage. Dragon will know what I'm talking about. Now how to pull it off. If only I could get to the library tonight I would be able to..."
"Be able to what?"
"Hold on a minute."
Oh Dragon....
What have I told you Punker? When you moan my name do it with more feeling.
Oh shush you prat
What do you want
I need your Big Book Of Random Stupid Spells.
Whats in it for me
A share at getting back at the Gryffindors
How?
A little trip to the villiage
You shittin me??
Nope. Gonna lend me the book or not?
I'll Send it to you in the morning and you can do it at lunch.
Thank you so much
"Done, it'll take place tomorrow at lunch."
"Just talk to Dragon?"
"Yup. Now back to the grub."
"Dont you mean food?"
"No I mean horse crap."
"Ewe."
"Well quit being so stupid about it and I'll be nicer."
"I'm going to tell Dragon your picking on me again."
"Wahh, I dont think he'll care."
"Oh yeah cause he favours you anyway."
"Not my fault he does."
"Yes it is."
"No its not."
"Yes it is."
"Go back to the Hufflefluff table."
Kiwi stuck her tongue out at Mya and went back to her table. Sitting down with the same grin on her face Mya went back to her dinner. "What was that about Mya?"
"Oh she just sexed me up lezbo style in the bathroom," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Haha, very funny. But you have that look on your face."
"Yeah and you have salad dressing on yours, whats your point?"
Harry laughed into his soup while Ginny started lecturing them both on how to behave. Acting like children they were according to her. Mya shuck it off but Ron jumped down Ginny's throat about how she's his younger sister and she shouldnt be lecturing him when it should be him lecturing her about the fact that shes dating at fifteen. (AN: Heavens to betsy no!!) This just errupted into one huge fight between the two of them which ended when Katie made Ginny move to the other side of the table, leaving Harry and Hermione to cool down Ron.
Thats when Dumbledore took the oppertunity to say 'i'm full so go to bed you brats and stay out of my sight till morning', only in a much more politer way.
The next morning, as planned, Draco sent Hermione his book 'The Big Book Of Random Spells', which cause her evil grin to return and the wheels of her head to turn as she ran out of the hall with it. She went over the last of her plans and set off to work.
At lunch she tossed a wink to Draco and to Hannah. Then when everyone had tucked in and was eating their lunch, Neville got up on the table and started singing the opening to YMCA. With Seamus and Dean and Colin Creevy joining in. Neville as the Indian, Dean the police man, Seamus the Sailor and Colin the construction worker.
The hall burst into laughter, but then Harry, Ron, Denis Creevy, and some third year boy all got up and started singing In The Navy.
And when they had finished that, Katie, Ginny, Lavender, and Pavarti all got up and sang Macho Man. The rest of the hall was in tears. Even Snape was laughing.Once again the trio exchanged winks and grinned.
AN: Sorry I havent updated in a while, been busy.. and lazy. But not anymore. My bro got me a comp for christmas so I can use it more since its in my office and I dont have to share. Yay. LOL anywayz, I hope you enjoyed this chap, I know I did, the villiage people thing just popped into my head in the middle of math class because in the navy came on the radio, my teach plays music durin the class time work thing if we dont piss him off. He's like a Binns with Snapes temper and Moody's looks. lol.
To my reviewers, I know I had some, thanks. Read it Review it.
Mwah
Bekness
