"Omigod! I hate Kate!" screamed Claire. "She tried to kill me!"

"When?" asked Shannon.

"All the time! But just then! She touched me, okay? She wanted me dead!"

"That's true." Jack the doctor nodded. "If Kate touches someone, they will surely die. She sucks so much that if she touches anyone, they die."

"This can't happen!" Sawyer was enraged. He liked Kate once, but now he hated her. He wanted her dead. "I want her dead!"

"Let's kill her!" said Charlie.

They all went in the forest. Locke had four hundred knives with him. They saw Kate behind a tree, playing with a toy plane.

"NOT THAT TOY PLANE AGAIN!" Jack spat. "You're a murderer and you don't deserve to live!"

Kate cried. She looked ugly.

Charlie had had enough. Kate was annoying him. He grabbed one of the knives from Locke and stabbed her numerous times in the chest. Kate fell to the ground.

"Yay, she's dead!" cheered Claire. "You're my hero Charlie."

Charlie beamed. "I am so very glad she is dead. Now I have killed the two worst monsters on the island!"

Everyone hugged Charlie. They were so happy that the evil Kate was dead.

"I won't have to put up with her anymore!" Sawyer said.

Jack nodded. "We're all very relieved that she is now dead," he said. "Come on, let's bury her."

"NO!" said Shannon. "Let's leave her out here to rot. The boars and birds and bears can eat her."

"YAY!" They all cheered and hugged and sung as they made their way back to the caves.