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Chapter 5: Perverts, Revenge and Dates with the Wrong People
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha though I wish I did...
Thank you so much Biggest anime fan it's such a joy to know someone likes this story and your reviews usally make me laugh hehe...Candi doesn't want to kill me she's just pissed that I had to let Kagome' go out with Kouga hehe. Sesshy isn't really jealous as much as he disgusted at this fact. Well I do have to agree with you I would also take advantage of Sesshomaru in her postion, but though Faye is me she is part of my 'I hate everything.' part and all...hehe well I hope you and enjoy this chapter and who else may be reading this...R&R!
WARNING THIS DOCUMENT IS SPELLED WORST THAN USUAL BECAUSE I AM LAZY!
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Silence...It really was driving her insane, but she wouldn't grace him with the sound of her voice oh no sir. "DO YOU EVER TALK DOG BOY!" Faye shouted without thinking...'DAMMIT! I just aid I wouldn't talk...' Faye went back to cleaning up the storage room acting as if she didn't say a word or six. She wasn't an idiot she knew he was also in here because he was late, but this job just became even more boring because of the slience.
"Wench don't call me dog boy." Sesshomaru said as if really pissed off though he never let her even get a glance at him.
"Hmm then what am I to call you...well lets see your a dog demon. Hmm I bet your fluffy in your dog form...Fluffly I like it." Faye smirked at the thought of him being called Fluffy. "Hey Fluffy can you hand me the rag over the...AHHHH!" Faye hit the floor hard, 'Did he just...' she looked up and saw Sesshomar pinning her down. 'He did.'
"Never...And I repeat NEVER call me that again." Sesshomaru said inches to her face...(/Don't get any ideas people/)
"Sure whatever you say...Fluffy." though she mumbled the last part it didn't help he heard her and he never got up from his spot. "Will you move now?" Faye asked.
"Not until you apolgize for what you called me and then promise never to say it again." Sesshomaru said threw gritted teeth.
"Hmm I rather not...Besides I actually like this postion...Have I ever told you I'm more of a pervert than Miroku." she said grabbing his ass...Two seconds later he got off of her and was on the oher side of the room. 'Heh knew that would work.' She also got up and got up the rag that she wanted to get earlier. "Oh it seems you don't like being grouped do you." she asked in a mixture of innocence and displeasure though on the inside she was laughing. "Well if I were you I would saty away from me I do tend to have wandering hands..."...'HAHAHAHAHA!'
"I hate you wench." Sesshomaru turned around completely from her.
"The feeling is neutral Fluffy...Though your not that fluffy at all very musclar." though she couldn't see it, but she was making Sesshomaru very mad/embarrassed...and she nearly couldn't keep in her laughing anymore so she stopped teasing him.
A few Days Later
Nothing had been going on and everyone only had one thing on their minds as of today... 'ONE MORE DAY UNTIL WEEKEND!' They could finally head into town and not wear uniforms. Now though everyone was thinking this Kagome' did have another thing on her mind...REVENGE! She never got over how Inuyasha threw her into the pool and though it had been a fews days and they seemed all buddy buddy now she still wanted her revenge, and she knew just how to and it had to do with those long black locks of his, but she would have to ask Faye for help.
"You come to me...On this night to tell me you want a favor." Faye said leaning back in her chair.
"Yes Godmother Faye, but you have to understand I can't do this without your help...well actually you doing the whole thing." Kagome' said. She had no idea why Sango said she was gonna haveo address Faye as 'Godmother Faye' to get er help...Can someone say to many Godfarther movies...(/ I do not own The Godfarther sigh/)
"Does this just so happen to involve a certain Inuyasha." Kagome' shook her head at this...Faye feel over from her sit and when she looked up she said in just a regular accent, "Ok I'll help that bastard keeps saying that I'm in love with Sesshomaru. So what's the plan."
The Next Day
Inuyahsa woke up at his usual time he rubbed the sleep out of head and got out of his bed thinking how boring today was going to be. He walked in the restroom and looked up at his reflection...He then did a double take...Screams could be heard all threw out the camp sounding offly like, "KAGOME'!"
Dinning Hall 5 Minutes Later
"So Faye did you do what I asked last night?" Kagome' asked as she sat by the girl.
"Why of course...He doesn't look half bad to, maybe I should also do it to Sesshomaru and then Kouga." Faye said smirking.
"Kouga WHERE!" Candi yelled saying her first words in days...
"False alarm dear." Faye said.
"DON'T TRICK ME LIKE THAT! THAT'S IT YOUR ON MY LIST!" Candi said eyes glaring...
"NO!" Faye yelled..."DON'T KILL ME!" she said begging for her life. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Faye said pointing to Sango.
Candi look over at Sango..."YOUR BOTH ON MY LIST!"
Faye and Sango burst into tears..."NOOOOOOOO!" of course Sango was also saying, "I DIN'T DO ANYTHING!"
The doors flew open revealing Inuyasha...everyone looked up at him and jaws were dropping..."His hair..." everyone was whispering...It was true the locks he loves more than anything were there no more...What was left was very short...Shorter than Miroku's. (/ The only way to decribe it is as a Yusuke hair cut from Yu Yu Hakusho...which I do not own...sigh/) Inuyahsa marched his way over to Kagome' he had a smirk on her face, "Your looking good Inuyahsa anything new." she said inbetween laughing tears tears coming out of her eys as well...
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Inuyasha said, but instead of fear he got a girl laughing so hard she was in tears now huggin him. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
"I'm sorry Inuyahsa it's just so hard to...HAHAHA...take you serious right now...HAHAHA! Why don't we call it even right now...HAHAHA!" Kagome' walked off towards Kouga and left a Inu with a wtf look on his face.
"Do not worry Inuyahsa Hogome' shall soon have the worst date of her life...HAHAHA!" Candi said as she laughed her way out of the hall...
"Such weird girls." Inuyahsa whispered to himself.
"You get use to them." Faye said scaring the shit out of Inuyahsa, they both watched as Sango also left the hall..."Well I have a lunch date with a councelor." Faye also walked out of the hall.
"But it's only breakfast!" he yelled after her...
"Early lunch...it's like in two hours I gotta get ready." Inuyahsa watched as the last weird girl left the Hall...he never even got a chance to yellat Kagome' he just realized.
An Hour Later
Though Kouga and Kagome' didn't really know each other well when they were walking towards town together, which was less than quarter of a mile from the Dinning Hall, they were talking like mad...and Candi she was following them making sure everything went wrong...(/this is so going to be a Lion King 1 1/2 moment/)...As they walked along the dirt pathway Candi threw a bee hive at them the bees buzzing all aound Kagome' trying to get her perfume, (/ kids don't try that at home/) but that only got Kagome' to fall in Kouga's arms as the bees headed in another direction...Candi cursed at this...
Next as they continued to walk she tried her luck with a grass covered hole which she plan they ould fall in...Well Kagome'did get caught in it, but that only gave him a chance to prove how strong he is and another chance for her to be in his arms...
Next and last she tied up 5 bags of trash to be unleashed when they walked by, but nothing happened she walked out to see what was wrong and the trash fell on her. She watched them walk away and walked back to the cabin to clean up...even if she wanted to he couldn't stop them if she smelled of trash.
Another Hour Later
Faye met Naraku at a small cafe' where they were going to have their lunch at. She tried to keep it simple as to wht she wore which was a black jean skirt and a tight black tube top with a jean jacket. She wore fishnet stockings with black boots, and just had her dark blue hair was simply down with a slight curl at he end. She thought she looked really god today and even though she was 5 years younger than the guy she knew that he would also thought she looked good.
During the better half of their date before the food arrived they talked about things that has happened in their life and what they wanted Faye found that he Naraku was actually doing this job so he could start paying for some things he need in college and also have this for an employer to look at. Which reminded Faye about how much she had no clue what she was going to do when highschool ends or even when she is to step into the real world...The thought was very scary.
Yet after they got their food all thoughts erased from her mind. She was nearly done with her food when Sesshomaru came up to their table. She looked at the disaproving figure and then looked away from him. "I don't think it's very wise for a 16 year old to be going on a date with someone who is in their 20's." he said his voice as disapproving as his glare.
"And I don't think that's it's any of your business." Naraku said with a cold glare heading Sesshomaru's way.
"Yes it is since she's my ..." Sesshomaru was going to be regreting this later, but though he was not jealous, he just didn't trust any girl her age wih him. "girlfriend." he finished. Faye looked at him in shock and before she could tell him to fuck off with his lies he had grabbed her by her arm and was dragging her away from the table and out of the restraunt.
"What the hell is your problem." Naraku yelled at him as he was following them outside.
"Perverts like you that don't understand who not to go after...here's a little hint other guys girls." Sesshomaru spat at him.
"I am not your girlfriend." Faye snapped at him as she got free from his grip.
"You heard the girl. So leave her alone." Naraku yelled at him. Before Naraku knew it Sesshomaru had punched him in the face and kicked him the gut several times. And then he took Faye away from this place leading her far away.
Kag and Kouga's Date
They exited the movie theater talking about the movie they just saw..."Sin City" (/I do not own Sin City sigh/) They both had a big smile plastered on their faces, but for some reason it just didn't feel right for neither of them. "Listen Kouga." Kagome' said notcing this feeling, "Cand likes you a lot and maybe she's the girl for you instead of me. You see..."
She was about to explain herself, but was stop by a simple hand gesture from Kouga, "Yeah your right. I mean I just see you as a friend and all, but though I've been trying to ignore Candi, but I can't but now that I asked you out I don't lnow if she will ever go out with me, and besides you and mutt face...I mean Inuyahsa seem like you like each other as well."
"Well maybe your right..." Kagome' said though she would have never known that Inuyasha and Candi had been listening in.
Sango and Miroku (together btw)
"Just because I agreed to eat with you doesn't mean anything Miroku." Sango said becoming rather annoyed that she had to stop him every two minutes from hitting on some girl. So far she had to stop him from 57...and she was becoming rather tired of this.
"My lovely Sango can't you jut admit that you like me." he said moving his chair closer to her...his hand now rubbing her thigh. Two seconds later a slap could be heard near and far...
"THAT' IT I'M LEAVING!" she said making her way out of the restraunt...
"Now what did I do?" Miroku asked himself as he rubbed the red mark on his face.
1 Hour Later
Everyone was now in their cabins, well except for Sesshomaru and Faye who were no where to be found. All everyone knew was that dinner was in 30 minutesey were late it would be no ones fault but their own. Inuyahsa had been avoiding Kagome' while Candi had done the exact opposite with Kouga, both were now snuggled up real closer on the couch in the girls cabin talking. Sango was trying to take a 30 minute nap while Mirkou was off somewhere hitting on some girl. And Kagome' was just laying on her bed thinking about if she really did like Inuyahsa...I mean if she did then why did she feel like something was wrong. Then she slpped her head when she remembered...'He had a girlfriend...' then she remembered them and became rather pissed with Inuyahsa all over again.
Sess and Faye
"Fluffy why did you bring me here...And why did you say I was your girlfried?" she asked really annoyed for the past hour or so she had been taken away from her date and brought to a place by a waterfall...it was very calming don't get mewrong, but what was the point.
"I said you were my girlfriend so I could get you out of a situation with him." Sesshomaru said no emotion in his voice.
"And who said I wanted to be taken out. What are you my farther...Oh yeah that's right your my boyfriend..." she said sarcasticly..."Now tell me why did you bring me here Fluffy."
He cringed at the name, but still looked over it, "You can leave whenever you want to...There is no other reason to be here except to try to gain being calm."
"You are so weird Fluffy." yet again he pinned her to something, but instead of to the ground it was to a tree with her arms abover head.
"Don't call me Fluffy." he siad his honey eyes becoming slightly colored with red. Yet as she looked at him she could help herself, but kiss the lucious lips that were inches from her...and this time she wasn't trying to scare him to get away from her...and he wasn't scared...
TO BE CONTINUED
So I hoped you like that...Was it bad...Was it good...I tried to add pointless humor with romance if anyone is intrested in that...Well I hoped you like Please Review
