It was a hazy teenage club in which the six boys sat, drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, basically behavior that would make any Eiri Yuki proud, minus the making a public ass of yourself.

"Tatsuha! There you are!" A round of alcohol laden cheers ensued.

"Hey, where were you, Tatsuha?" A long pause.

"Tatsuha…?"

Dark eyes were captivated by the literal God that graced the TV screen.

"Tatsuha..?"

"Watching him.." came the dazed reply.

Indeed, gyrating elegantly on the screen was none other than Sakuma Ryuichi.

"So?" questioned his friend.

"Who's that?" questioned the other.

"Who's who?" asked Tatsuha.

"Um, the guy on TV."

"What? You fucktard!" Silence, as Tatsuha continued. "That's Sakuma Ryuichi! Lead singer and sole talent of Nittle Grasper! Literal God come to earth, born April 1st, blood type B, likes and dislikes soon to be known if he does one of those naughty magazines! We can only hope--!"

He was cut off by one of his incredulous friends.

"What are you.. gay?"

Another long pause before a collective cry came foremost from Tatsuha and nearly the entire club, having witnessed his infatuation. "YES!"