Em: hello I do exist!! I just didn't want to write!!
Ringo: She has been doing marching band and that's really hard for all you people who don't know, and all you people who don't know you should be ashamed of yourself!
Felix; we are forcing our selves to write this for ya'lls entertainment because we really don't want to write at the moment.
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InuYasha was trying to get a good night sleep but I am not a nice person so a knock at the door woke him up. Stumbling he searched for some undies…heehee just kidding…I don't want perverts reading my stories. Any way he stumbled to the door and yanked it open.
"WHAT!!" he yelled, his eyes adjusting to the light of the hallway. When they finally did he saw a dude from the army standing there.
"you good sir!! I am from the navy not the army!! Get it right!!"
" I didn't say it" said InuYasha.
"what? U didn't…then who did?"
"umm heehee" says da author.
"ummm" said InuYasha, totally confused. "why are you here…banging on my door…at 3 am?"
The army-er…navy Guy just stood there…as if he forgot why he was there.
"I fogot why I am here…"
InuYasha Yawned and glanced at the blinking clock. Wow its 12:00
"oh yes!" He said at last. "You mr. Miroku…Have been Drafted into the navy!"
"wow…I'll go fetch him-"
"you aren't Miroku?"
InuYasha shook his head as he climbd over the couch and pointed at Miroku who was still asleep. The Navy guy Climbed through the stuff and wacked Miroku on the head with a stick.
"whoa…charlotte baby.." he mumbled "I thought you left…why don't you tip toe through my tulips heehee…zzz"
"get up good sir! Your Country calls you!!!" he hollerd.
Miroku shot up and screamed as two other army guys marched in, picked him up and marched out.
Yawning still InuYasha went back to sleep. I thought they were in the navy..
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"he has been what?" Said Sango, still not believing What they told her.
"drafted to the navy" said InuYasha bluntly "don't see why the Navy would want him anyway, he doesn't got the greatest naveyest ability…yea"
Kagome sighed as she walked beside Kouga toward class, wondering when she would se her perverted friend next.
3 weeks later (or mid January if you are keeping track)
"ahoy mates!" Called a loud voice over the dinning room as the doors swung open, and Miroku waltz in (literally) he had on a goofy sailors hat that made him look like donald duck…minus the feathers of course. The room was quite as he sat down and ginned.
"arrr…." He said very pirate like
Kagome gulped, he looked different from when she last saw him. His hair was shorted and he looked more drunk than usual.
Grinning he turned to Sango. "now Sango me love, how can you resist a tough burly sailor man!!"
"aren't sailors gay?" she asked honestly. " I have heard horror stories of men stuck on a bout together... (shudder)"
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Em: Yea I started this at the beginning of the band season… it is now the end of the band season…sigh…I do not want to write right now… I am supposed to be doing my french though. Sigh. Sorry if there is lack of update for a while I don't want to write at all. (and no offence to gay sailors)
Zut Cava mal…
