Ahoy there.This is rather random. DON'T ask. I don't really have much idea as to why I wrote it, or where it's going and every time something random pops into my head I write it down. So yes this is quite a strange story. I warn you in advance. Strangeness and randomness ahoy. And oh yes...I like dots...
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not evern my marbles. The pixie took them...
Ze Curse of ze Flying Monkey
It was a long hot day and Capitan Jack Sparrow was standing at the helm of The White Pearl. The black Sails got a bit grubby so were replaced by white ones and therefore the ship renamed. Jack was humming the Noddy theme tune to himself when he heard a loud crash behind him followed by an "Ooof!" followed by an "Oy! Ye're on my sleeve!" followed by a thump followed by "Ouch! Ow dare you! Stupid pig!" followed by "Who ye calling stupid pig!" followed by "You!" followed by "oh yeah?" ...this would have gone on for a while if Jack hadn't chosen this moment to intervene in whatever was going on.
"What's going on down here?" He bellowed in his captain voice. He went over to see for himself, forgetting that he was supposed to be steering the ship. What he saw was a lot of barrels full of bannanas(which were now scatterd over the deck)that had been tipped over, one of his crew members looking very angry at a random blonde girl whom he had never met before in his life. "Who are ye?" He demanded. "And why the blazes are ye on my ship!" The girl who looked about ready to kill the crew member straightened up and addressed the Captain in a strong accent.
"I do not know ow I got on zis ship...I vas oping you could tell me, it seems I vas just beamed ere. And I am Ollie Ganvonregima." Her name was actually Holly but she couldn't pronounce H so it came out Ollie. Jack wasn't sure what country she came from but she had a very strange accent. He frowned. He couldn't really toss her overboard...he guessed she'd have to stay.
"Well Ollie, are ye any good at scrubbing?" She tossed her long silky platinum blonde hair over her shoulder.
She looked a bit miffed. "I'll av you know I am ze Princess of Oligna, heir to ze throne." Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Eh...so ye won't be scrubbing the deck any time soon?" She tossed her hair again.
"No." she said, tossing her hair. (which was starting to annoy Jack) He pondered about what task he could assign to a "princess"
"Well...er...ye can up to the crows nest and keep watch. Yell if ye see any ships."
"Huh!" Ollie said and tossed her hair again, turning and stalking away. Jack had only known her for a few minutes but was now seriously debating over whether or not tossing her into the ocean would be acceptable.
A few hours later Jack found Ollie standing at the back of the ship leaning on the railing, looking out over the ocean. He guessed that was where she had been most of the time. He was walking over to her when a particularly large seagull swooped right into him and knocked him flying. It flapped away screeching and cursing.
"Vas it just me or did zat seagull just say "bloody ell"...?" Ollie, who had watched the display, asked in bewilderment.
"Aye it did. Got filthy mouths them seagulls." Jack replied as if it was ther most normal thing in the world to have a seagull knock you over then fly off swearing.he got up brushing himself off. He walked over to Ollie. "So, do ye have any clue as to how ye got here?"
"I av told you. No. I vas just tlkaing to Pollyanna and ze next thing I know is WHOOSH – "
"Who's Pollyanna?"
"And zen I vas ere - "
"The Queen?"
"WHERE?"
"NO! Is Pollyanna the Queen?"
"Oh. No. Pollyanna is my maid. Ze queen is my mother of course. As I am ze ar to ze thone.." She spoke as if she was talking to a three year old. "You English people are not ze brightest..." She mumbled. Jack's left eye twitched. "Anyway as I was saying before I was interrupted I landed on a lot of barrels and that nasty man, who I hope will be punished for speaking to me so rudely..." She would have continued grumbling if Jack had not interrupted her again.
"We'll be reaching land in two days, we can drop ye off there, until then ye can stay on me ship. this is The White Pearl by the way."
"Ze White Pearl? What a stup – strange – name for a ship. In my country all ze ships av sensible names like "Ze Queen Grace" and "Duke Ann ze second." Jack's left eye began to twitch again. Although he had known this girl for barely any time at all he knew one thing. He did NOT like her and she was really starting to piss him off.
"I'll show ye to the spare cabin where ye'll sleep." He said through gritted teeth. And Ollie followed him below deck. He opened the door to a small cabin which was simple with a bed, chair and desk all covered in dust, and smelled oddly of wet dog. Ollie tossed her hair and put her nose in the air.
"Oh no, zis vill not do at all. It if far to small and zere is dust everyvere. No zis vill not do."
"Well." Jack said, trying his best to keep control of his temper, "I am afraid it will have to do princess -this is the only spare cabin there is." He gave her a light shove into the room. "Just watch out for the red and yellow spiders...they're the poisonous ones." He shut the door and stalked away, leaving a very shocked and worried Ollie in the cabin. He chucked to himself. That was a good one. He thought.
Ollie stood alone in the cabin. She looked around at the dusty furniture. She was in shock. She had never been made to do anything she didn't want to in her life, certainly never made to sleep in a place like this!Nor had she ever been spoken to as she hadfrom the man she landed on andJack. Plus she was now pretty sure that this was a Pirate ship. No naval ship was a tatty as this, or had people as scruffy aboard. There was also the fact that earlier some random sailor had yelled over to her something about the dingos invading Port Royal again. Apart fromt all this she wasalso petrified about coming across a poisonous spider. Although she'd never heard of a red and yellow spider, she had never been outside her country and had no idea what kind of creatures were native to the Caribbean. Alltogethershe was not a happy littleprincess.
VellI did varn you. Reveiw if you like. Flame if you like.I like fire...gets glint in eye...
