Okay, so my first game fiction, its about Conker, and takes place after the great milk war. Here is the summery.

When the teddiz have a new secret weapon, a new war is on, and the squirrels are hauled back to the Teddiz land, but can they stop what the teddiz think is unstopable?

Remember that squirrel love is gonna be on this one. Anyways here is the first chapter, also I did this for Live and reloaded...

Chapter 1- The Teddiz are back.

A squirrel ran to a big hexagon shape (the hexagon is the squirrels pentigon okay?) "Sargent, we have news on the Teddiz!" he said, this was Milenko. Well Milenko showed a strong squirrel some reports "I stole them this morning sir." Milenko said, "Good job Private!" the strong squirrel said as he opened the document

Dear Teddiz Leader.

Today I have some extroidiary news! I made a new bomb that can destroy ze whole squirrel population! It is sort of like ze atomic bomb in ze great milk war. So we shall see its full purpose tomarrow when we launch it at ze desert near ze mag lake, shit! We are going to kick some squirrel ass in ze next war!

Signed, Ze Professor...

the sargent looked at Milenko "Milenko, do you have the timing of this event?" "Well no sir" "Okay then, thanks for this information." "Yes sargent!" Milenko said as he walked off.

3 months later at Mag Lake-

Ze professor was loading up the bomb code named "Destruction", it was set to be dropped by a plane right next to Lake Mag, ze professor and the others were nine-hundred miles away and they put a captive squirrel next to the bomb, also another captive squirrel 500 miles away. "Okay, we will set off ze bomb in three minutes!" Ze Professor said and began to count down, and after three minutes the plane dropped the bomb, moving as fast as it could to get away from the lake. After the bomb ladned it took thrity minutes for the clouds to dissapear and what they saw amazed them, the whole lake evaporated, the one squirrel close to the lake had about eighty-nine percent of his skin ripped off, and the other's body just ripped apart. Ze Professor laughed evily "We shall see ze squirrels die in the next war!" he said as the king teddi came out, he smirked.

back at squirrel's land-

"Today soldiers, we have a war on our hands! No one knows how long it will take, but this is some serious shit! A spy we sent to Mag Lake the day of the bomb said that this war is starting! Most of you will not make it back, I want you all to fight for this country, our country. We will be leaving for Slanti (Land of the teddiz, I made it up.)!" The sargent said to his troops, everyone saluted and left, leaving the sargent alone.

Later that day-

A plane was heard flying up, everyone looked to see some of the once children men and women leaving this land and going to the land of teddiz. After they were leaving, the sargent looked around "We will reach Slanti in eight hours! Get some sleep and prepared!" he said as he went into the control room. Milenko looked around and saw the two people that were sitting next to him, Jecki, a squirrel who survived and has scars of the war before, and Maj, one of the thirteen girl squirrels to come in the 76th Platoon, she and Milenko both became friends during the training they took.

seven hours later-

a crash was heard as everyone got up, Maj looked through the window and saw the right wing shot down. "HOLY SHIT!" she said as the plane began to fall down, it was the middle of night and the plane was crashing. Sarge looked at everyone and said "We might not make it troops. We are a few miles from our destination and the plane is falling at a 72 degree angle and the we are having some teddiz shoot at us!" he said as the plane continued to fall, after it crashed a few squirrels died. Milenko looked around and saw gun shots flying everywhere. He watched as a teddi shot right at him, he ducked barley missing the bullet and sawthe squirrels running, he began to fallow them until he saw more teddiz come out of holes everywhere "Danm it!" he said as he shot at them, one that he hit, he was amazed as blood, not stuffing came out of his head. "Just run..." he whisperd to himself as he began to run again.

After everyone reached a for the hole, the sarge looked at everyone "These bastards are giving it all they got, we better be smart or we are dead." he said as everyone looked up, bullets flying everywhere. "Okay people, this is our home for now, the dirt is what we use, so dig in. (Got that from the Conker offical home.) You people pick off the Teddiz while I prepare." Sarge said as he begen to dig in the fox hole. Everyone sighed as Jecki said "This is gonna be a hell." as he looked up. Milenko reloaded his gun and slowley crawled out of the fox hole after the bullets died down. Milenko got up as every squirrel besides Sarge jumped out and began to fire like crazy, that was until the lord of teddiz took out the big teddiz. All of a sudden half of a squirrels head was blown off "What the?" Milenko said as he looked at the now dead squirrel. He looked to where the bullet was shot and saw a sniper and three big teddiz jump off the place they were standing at. Once they landed the squirrels saw that these teddiz were gonna give them even more hell, the first one had a rocket launcher aiming at a squirrel plane and launching three rockets at it. The others had the same rocket launchers and more. The one behind the first said "Come on Grund and Lid, lets get him!" so they knew most of them. The one named "Lid" shot a rocket at Milenko "SHIT!" he said as he ran away from the rocket coming ever so closer, until he could feel the heat come towards of him until he ducked down missing the rocket as it slammed into a wall blowing it apart. When Jecki turned around he saw a fire burning from the wall that was just destroyed and a plane falling "This is fucking worse then hell..." he whisperd to himself as the plane landed and five dozen (thats dozen as twelve) squirrels came out, most were scouts like Milenko and Jecki, while a few were Big gunners like the three Teddiz, and fewer then the big gunners were long rangers and sneakers (Like ninjas) and were killing off the teddiz.Milenko ran into the plane and looked inside "Better then ours..." he said, few things were damaged and nothing was on fire. As he looked outside he could see thousands of bullets fly everywhere, he looked and saw Maj and Jecki firing "Come in here you guys!" he said as they walked in followed by the squirrels that helped them and Sarge. "Who are you guys?" Sarge said to these squirrels, "We are the 37th platoon. We are here with the 76th platoon to make it easier." one said as he walked behind them all, it was Rodent "Rodent?" Sarge said as he looked at the squirrel, yea, this was Rodent, but he changed. He now had a different voice and wasn't wearing the armor he was said to have bought "Ahhhh, Milenko I heard about you! Your the one squirrel who did the training in record time." he said as Milenko replied "Yes sir!" "Well you sure are good, Sarge must of been drunk when you were being prepared" Rodent whisperd silently to Milenko "I havn't seen shit like that scince Conker..." Rodent said loading up his gun as another batch of bullets shot into the airplanes wall. "We won't have much time you guys... We need to take out those machine gun and sniper nests up on that hill... Milenko, Jecki, Maj, and Jeckel your coming with me." Rodent said and continued "Sarge, Cloak, and Diman fight the fire for us while we go up the hill. After that I say you leave the plane and get ready to leave here and run to the next hole," Then Rodent kissed Cloak "Please Cloak, be carefull.." he said to her before he ran out the door and the other squirrels were shooting at the nests..

End Chapter...

Well the first chapter is up and I lnow some might like it, read and review