Alright ya'll, heres chapter 3 of "War is on." Also their is a parody in this one, actually two, Splinter Cell and Tenchu, and also a song thats called "pulse of the maggots" by slipknot. The song lyrics are gonna look like this! okay?
Disclaimer- don't own Conker's Bad Fur day.
Chapter 3- Pulse of the maggots
RODENTS P.O.V-
I jumped into a boat as everyone did the same, one of the teddiz saw us, but luckily Phazyr sniped it, danm he good at his job. Before I knew what was happening another plane was right behind us, oh yea, we were fucked beyond belief. But then I noticed something, the plane was coming in close to us. I had an idea "Everyone, when I jump, jump and grab the plane. Use your knifes to dig into the plane!" I said as everyone nodded. yea, this was what the army was about! We all ducked while the plane was firing machine guns at us, I looked out and saw more boats with squirrels in them, alot of them were still full of squirrels, few died in those. but some of the boats were falling into the water, the squirrels were dead or drowing. The plane than came over us, I jumped and slammed my dagger into the wall while everyone did the same.
GENERAL P.O.V-
Rodent looked at them, he was yelling due to the fact that the engine of the plane was loud as fuck "NOW CLIMB TO THE DOOR. THEN MILENKO RIP OPEN THE DOOR AND EVERYONE WILL JUMP IN KILLING THE TEDDIZ!" Milenko agreed as he slammed his paw into the planes metel skeleton, then pulled out his knife and slammed it in quick, everyone followed until Milenko was next the door "SOMEONE GIVE ME A SWORD!" he yelled
MILENKO'S P.O.V-
I looked at Cloak as she handed me her sword, I nodded to her as I silently cut off the planes door, so they wouldn't know the sword was their, I then gave her the sword and pulled out my shot-gun. I kicked open the door and jumped in, then every one did the same, after a while we kicked all of the teddiz ass's in this plane. I kicked off a teddiz dead body from one of the chairs and jumped into it. Rodent did the same and we went to pick up the other squirrels. After we picked them up, we saw where the teddiz were going, I smacked myself once and looked again, yea it was real. It was a fuckin' labrotory the size of a fuckin' skyscraper! We all looked back to where we were going, and saw a plane heading after us, I dodged it's move the slam right into us, as Phazyr was in the first machine gun to the right and Maj was on the left Rocket Launcher, they shot at it until I heard them say "WE GOT IT!" I smiled and landed onto the land of the
labratory.
-GENERAL P.O.V-
Jecki stuffed his hands into his red and black pants, that made Milenko think why his platoon had those type of clothes, while Rodent had green and brown, and Phazyr had blue and black. All of the squirrels jumped out being prepared for anything, and they were right, out of the doors came along thirty teddiz "THIS IS BULLSHIT YOU GUYS!" Milenko said as he grabbed his gun and upper cutted a teddi with it, then began to shoot to the teddi that landed on the floor. Cloak slammed her sword into the stomach of a teddi, then grabbed his uzi and put it to the teddiz head, and began shooting at the helmet, ripping it apart and brains flying everywhere. Phazyr jumpped ontop of the helicoptor and began to fire with a little pistol he had as a secondary weapon. Maj jumped on top of one of the teddiz heads and took of his helmet, then another teddi began shooting at her, she jumped off the teddiz head and the bullets landed on the teddi she was standing on. The teddiz, however, didn't only get casualities, most of the casualities were from squirrels, one squirrel was sliced by a V by a teddi who yelled "KILL THEM ALL!" another had his head blown off by a shot gun, and most were just killed, when the smoke cleared, Milenko was holding onto his left arm, blood coming from it, and vato was laying on the floor, blood creeping from every part of his lifless body, everyone looked at the bodies of the squirrels, and began to say "I hope you people are in a better place..." Milenko looked at everyone as Maj grabbed his hand and wrapped a cloth around "it won't work really good, but hey, you need something." Milenko looked at the door and all of a sudden had an idea, he jumped into the plane and got out seven black suites "they were just lyeing around!" he said as he put it on, after everyone was done Phazyr looked at himself "sam fisher got nothing on us!" then they all began to walk in.
Milenko crawled on top of one of the pipes on the roof, then saw a teddi walking by, he snapped a silenter on a pistol he had and grabbed the teddi, then rapidly shot at the teddiz head. finally Milenko dropped the body and continued, followed by everyone in the shadows. Everyone climbed ontop of the bar when they reached a big room "Everyone, some how, we found the panther king's corpse before the danmed squirrels!" one of the teddiz said, he was infront of them all "Well, take one last glance" Phazyr said as he pulled out a sniper rifle and aimed it at the front teddiz head "Eat lead mutha fucka" and a silent gun shot was heard by the squirrels as the front teddiz head fell onto the floor and the body dropped. Everyone looked at the squirrels as they jumped down "BE AFRAID BITCHES!" Milenko yelled as he jumped down and slammed his gun barrel into a teddiz head, then pulled it out and shot at one behind him.
I
fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I
can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew
the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk
alone any longer
I fight, for the ones that cant fight
And if I
lose, at least I tried
Milenko looked at the squirrels as Rodent grabbed hold of a teddiz arm and shattered it, then used the bone to cut open its skull.Phazyr launched a grenade at the teddiz, blowing up all of them. Then a big teddi pulled out a rocket launcher and fired it at all the squirrels, Milenko and all of the male squirrels slammed into the wall.
We,
we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have
to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the
maggots
Milenko rubbed his head as Rodent got up and went back into the battle, he looked up and saw Maj fighting off a teddi with a sword like hers, it then retracted as the teddi was about to slam his sword into her neck, Milenko jumped and slammed his elbow into the teddi breaking its jaw, then began shooting at it.
I won't, be the
inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it,
as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a
stand
It isn't, just a one-side aversion
We've dealt, with a
manic diversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I
won't leave another victim deserted
Rodent grabbed a teddi as he shot into its stomach, blood flying everywhere. He then pulled out a sword and hit his back with Milenko's back, except he had a jaggad sword that he ripped from a teddiz lifeless coarpse, both grinned as more teddiz came with shot guns, uzis, and such, right as they shot, Milenko and Rodent jumped dodging the bullets as the sliced through the teddiz
We, we are the
new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my
life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots
Do
you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you
understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Teddiz ran through these big doors as they shot at the squirrels, some getting a limb chopped off, Phazyr jumped ontop of a light as he grabbed a teddi with him, he then slammd it into the light bulb, slowly burning it, as the lights were turned off, screams from the teddiz and squirrels were heard, when the light flickerd on and off, two sneakers, both teddi and squirrel were facing off, one was Fago, and behind them were entrails and bodies of lifless squirrels and teddiz, the light flickerd on and off, both moving from one place to another in a second.
Say it again say it again (we won't
die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say
it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't
die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say
it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't
die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Fago jumped down from where he was with the other squirrel, he jumped on the roof as the teddi sneaker began shooting at the roof, until the gun ran out of bullets a wire came onto the teddiz neck as he yelled blood coming from his neck, he chopped the wire and fell on the floor, then threw a spear at Fago, landing it right onto his leg.
We
fight til no one can fight us
We live, and no one can stop us
We
pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantages is
The bottom
line is
We never, had to fight in the first place
We only, had
to spit back at their face
We won't, walk alone any longer
What
doesnt kill us, only makes us stronger
Faygo fell to the floor holding his leg, as Phazyr was shooting around the place, murdering any teddi he could see, one dodged his attack and grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back, he yelped at this surprise, but then put a pistol to the teddiz eye, he shot at it as he heard a shattering of glass, he turned around and was met by an eyeless teddi, he must of broke off a glass eye. It was breathing easily as it stabbed him.
We, we are the new
diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my
life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots
Do
you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand
(yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Rodent jumped onto a pipe and grabbed a teddi and began choking it until he could feel no breath on his fur, he then dropped it as he jumped down into a puddle of blood, blood covering every squirrel and teddi in eye point, he could hear grenade exploshions and even curses in all the madness, he turned around as he was grabbed by two strong heands that pulled him into the air, the teddi threw him into the wall, Rodent grabbed a rocket launcher from a dead squirrels body and blew out a rocket at the teddi, missing it but still smacking a wall close to him slicing him, he turned around, blood coming from his black and blue right body, he was still fuckin' alive!
Say
it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we
won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it
again say it again (we won't die)
Milenko pulled out his gun at another teddi coming towards him, he shot blowing off its head and jumped ontop of a pipe watching the carnage, he was tapped on the arm as he turned, met by a teddi who put a gun to his face, the gun was shot as Milenko fell from where he was, landing on a pile of dead bodies he looked at the teddi as he got up, still bleeding from the shot in his eye, he shot at the teddi into its eye blowing it out "Now we are even" Milenko said before he fell to the floor.
After that all the teddiz bodies dropped, everyone looked at Milenko and then at themselves, blood drenched fur was on everyone. Everyone ran to Milenko's side as the grabbed him and took him out, forgetting all about the panther king, who was now leaving into a new land.
end chapter-
MUHAHAHA! A cliff hanger! i'm so evol! Okay, well if any of you are wondering why I put two mass weapons (panther king and atomic bomb) both are actually one, for you see the aliens need an high tempurture (about the tempurture of an atomic bomb) to produce, then they need an excensive cooling of the eggs they are in to be able to hatch, yea I made it up, but it is better then milk making them produce. And yea, Milenko might die, I shall not reveal if he will or not, but the odds are against him so he will most likely die.
