I feel like I have to explain. Dana has well, aggressive tendencies when it comes to Kikyo. And someone asked if they could put this on their website. Well, I don't have a problem with that, but you have to give me proper credit (link back to the real story, leave a review, put my email address, etc.)
Make sure you e-mail me first, the address is in my user profile. (that way I can look at your pretty websites!)
And my friends didn't come up with this at all. I did it on my own (yup, it surprises me too)
And no, Dana really can't make popcorn…
Inuyasha the movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass
In 15 minutes!
Dana: Hey! Should I make popcorn?
Erica: OMG no! Do you want to kill us?
Dana: I don't burn it…much…+makes popcorn+
Erica: Wow! It's…burnt….
Victoria: Can we watch the movie now?
Dana+munches on popcorn+
Erica+rolls eyes+ anyways…+presses play+
Scene: Mysterious Shack that didn't exist till this movie
Inuyasha: +looks hot in human form+
Kagome: Ok, I'm ready to go outside.
Inuyasha: Don't play in the street, and be home by 4:30.
Kagome: Ok.
Outside Mysterious Shack:
Kagome: It's really quiet.
Random Fish+jumps+splish+ There, did that help?
Scene: Big Forest
Naraku is running through the forest.
Hiraikotsu+kills trees+
Erica: Hmm…Sango must be nearby…
Sango+appears+ Father, Kohaku…I love you, I'm going to get revenge for our village.
Erica: wow, I'm getting good at this.
Naraku+slides+
Sango: NARAKU+swings Hiraikotsu+
Naraku: miss me; miss me, now you've got to kiss me+turns ugly+
Kirara+attacks Naraku+
Sango: Thanks Kirara. If he killed me now that would have totally screwed up this movie, too.
Kirara: Stop nearly getting yourself killed, bitch!
Sango Kirara Shippers: YAY!
Erica: That is so wrong…
Dana: On so many levels…
Sango: +cuts off Naraku's ugly lobster claw+
Naraku+skips away+
Sango: Miroku! He's coming your way!
Erica: What if Naraku like…changed directions?
Miroku: Wind Tunnel!
Saimyosho: Bzzz….
Miroku: Shit, didn't think this through…
Naraku+shows his ugly face+ Perish…
Erica: HEY! The subtitle says Die! That's two different words…Damn Dubbing.
Dana: want some popcorn?
Sacred Arrow: RAWWWW+hits Naraku's arm+ I love my job…
Kagome: You are going down Naraku!
Naraku: Wench!
Kagome: Only Inuyasha can call me that+shoots another pointy arrow+
Arrow: +goes through Naraku's chest+ God this is fun.
Kagome: Wow, my shooting skills are way better in this movie…
Naraku+gets fat and explodes+
Shippo: I'll save you Kagome! I'm gonna die…I'm gonna die…
Miroku: AHHH!
Kirara: +catches Miroku+
Sango: Miroku!
Sango-Miroku Shippers: YAY!
Naraku+turns into Spider Naraku+ PHEAR ME!
Victoria: Wow…He's standing on the lake…cool
Kagome: Is that Naraku's true form?
Translation for all those in doubt: That's Naraku's true form!
Sango: Hey Kagome, Where's Inuyasha?
Kagome+shakes head+
Sango: …
Miroku: Well, its up to us. Let's go!
Kirara+charges+
Kagome: You ready Shippo?
Shippo: Yes no.
Kagome: Let's go…
Shippo: fine+Transforms into a stork+
Shippo's Bow+looks spiffy+
Kagome: Nice bow.
Shippo: I'm Not a Stork+glares at Erica+
Erica: Dude, that's a stork
Audience+nods in agreement+
Shippo: I'm a Seagull!
Naraku+charges at (stork) seagull.+
(Stork) Seagull+flies away like a stork+
Naraku+Spits smoke of doom+
Kagome and Shippo+make undignified scramble from smoke of doom+
Miroku: Aim from His legs even though there's a barrier and it would be pointless.
Sango: Ok. Sounds good to me.
Miroku: +gropes+
Sango-Miroku Shippers: YAY!
Sango: This is hardly the time! You are depraved+smack+
Miroku: It's not like I've never touched you there before…
Sango-Miroku Shippers: So that means there is a time for groping…
Inuyasha: What are they doing out there? I can't stand it anymore!
Myoga: No, wait+squish+
screaming in distance+
Kagome and Shippo: AHHH! Must escape smoke of doom!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Shippo+flies upward at last moment+
Naraku+smashes the shack+
Kagome: Inuyasha!...INUYASHA!
Sun+comes up+
Victoria: I love how fast the sun comes up…
Inuyasha: +twitches ears+
Miroku with handprint on face: Look down there!
Kagome: He made it!
Inuyasha: Sorry to keep you waiting, Naraku.
Dana+chokes on popcorn+ OMG he looks so cool!
Credits: Begin!
Inuyasha+breaks barrier+
Barrier: +breaks+
Sango: You get the right side
Miroku: Ok!
Sango+throws Hiraikotsu at the left legs+
Kirara+takes them to the other side+
Miroku: +smashes legs on the right+
Erica: That's the best plan they've ever had.
Dana: and they don't do that in the episodes because?
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Where's the jewel shard?
Kagome: On his back.
Inuyasha+jumps and stabs Naraku's back+
Naraku's back: KABOOM!
Pieces of Naraku+attack Inuyasha+
Kagome+runs to Inuyasha+
Inuyasha: Outta the way, bitch +shoves Kagome+
Inuyasha+is surrounded by Naraku+
Everyone else+does nothing to get him out+
Inuyasha: GET YOUR FILTHY BODY OFF OF ME!
Naraku+gets his filthy body off of Inuyasha+
Erica: that can be taken in so many different ways…
Miroku: Sango+throws his staff to Sango+
Staff+ hits Sango+
Director: CUT!
Naraku: I can't take this anymore! I'm going to my trailer!
Director: Do you want your paycheck or not?
(Naraku's TRUE past: He looks scary outside, but he's
actually a nice young man who loves animals and cooking. During
weekends, he does volunteer work. He's ranked number one as 'the
best husband material' by peers, although one small flaw is that he
cries a lot.)
Take 2:
Miroku: Sango+throws staff to Sango+
Sango+catches staff+
Sango+throws Hiraikotstaff at Naraku+
Inuyasha: WIND SCAR!
Kagome: +shoots arrow+
Naraku: +looks scared+
Sango: +hides behind Kirara+
Miroku: +hides behind log+
Inuyasha: +holds Kagome in his arms+
Kagome Inuyasha Shippers: YAY!
Naraku+explodes+
Kikyo+turns around+
Sesshy+turns around+ too bad this my only scene in the whole movie...
Kagura+stops walking+
Dana: OMG I HATE HER!
Kagura: I got my heart back!
Kanna: Naraku is dead…
Kohaku: I remember my sister, Sango!
Erica: Well, wasn't that a great movie? It was long too.
Dana: OMG!
Victoria: What?
Dana: I'm out of popcorn
Erica and Victoria: +facepalm+
Audience: +Gets up to leave+ Well, now that Naraku is dead…
Erica: Wait…The movie's not over yet…
Everyone: +is confused+
Inuyasha+is still holding Kagome+
Kagome Inuyasha Shippers: YAY!
Miroku: OMG! My wind tunnel is gone! Shit, now how am I supposed to fight?
Everyone in unison: Miroku's wind tunnel has disappeared!
Kirara: +turns cute+
Scene: Big creepy forest
Kagura: What are we looking for?
Kanna: I will purposely avoid your question and ask a different one
Kagura: Mmmkay, sounds good.
Kanna: What do you wish?
Kagura: Freedom.
Kanna+keeps walking+
Kagura?
Kanna: Your wish will come true.
People who have never seen Inuyasha: (PWNSI) : OMG Kanna is a genie!
Inuyasha Fans: Why do we even bother?
Scene: Somewhere in a less creepy forest
Mysterious Dude: Where is Mt. Fuji? And its dark, as it always is at night.
Kagome: +is bathing+
Sango+is bathing too+
Sango: What do we do now that Naraku is dead?
Kagome+shrugs+ probably I'll still look for the jewel shards. When all the shards are found, then what do I do? I won't have a reason to come back here.
Sango: +stands up, showing huge scar+
PWNSI: OMG what happened to Sango?
Inuyasha Fans: Well, its backstory.
PWNSI: Hey, and how come Kagome didn't take us all to the department of backstory in this movie?
Inuyasha Fans: Wow, you are right! Cool! You guys are on our good side now…
Kagome: We have to look for your brother, too.
Mysterious Dude+is watching everything+ Ohh! Celestial Maidens bathing!
Miroku: What are you doing here? Wow, I'm a lot less perverted in this movie than the last one.
Sango: Who's there?
Miroku: Seriously, what are you doing here+gets hit by log thrown by Sango+
Sango: You are such a pervert+throws bolder on Miroku+
Inuyasha: What's that noise+charges+ if Miroku is being perverted, he's going down!
Kagome: OMG Inuyasha SIT!
Inuyasha+subdued in the water+
Mysterious Dude: Thank God they didn't find me. +walks away+
Scene: Big pond of Shallow water
Kanna: Recites: To meet nevermore, Tears of sorrow overflow deep within my heart, What good this potion of life, all is but dust in the wind.
Moon+becomes full+
Kanna+reflects the moonlight into the mirror in the pond+
Lady in Mirror: Naraku is dead. Cool, hey, and What UP. I am the (coughenemycough) Celestial Maiden in this movie. My name is Kaguya. Eternal Night shall be mine.
Castle in Big Lake+emerges+
Kaguya: I'm brainwashing you and telling you I can grant your wish
Kagura: Even though you are brainwashing me I will do it so that this movie is a bit longer.
Kagome's Era
Teacher: To meet nevermore, Tears of sorrow overflow deep within my heart, What good this potion of life, all is but dust in the wind. I will never see Princess Kaguya again. The tears of sadness overflow and send me adrift on the sea of loneliness. What good is this potion of immortality? I have no use for it now"
Erica: Wow…
Victoria: That's deep…
Dana: I hate popcorn.
Kagome+is sleeping through a major plot point+
Class+Is over+
Kagome's friends+are annoying+
Kagome: That's right! Kaguya went to the moon and never came back. I wonder how long I can travel between the two dimensions of time?
Victoria: And she made that connection…how?
Kagome's friend: Hey, your bitch is here, Kagome.
(Kagome's Bitch) Hojo: Here. Have soda. Come with me to a fair even though I know you will bail.
Sota: Sis! Inuyasha…merferwerfl.
Kagome: …Bye
Everyone+looks at soda+
By a dog store…
Dogs: bark! Bark! (Meow!)
Kagome: what?
Sota: I let Inuyasha out of the house and can't find him.
Kagome: Shut up you dumb dogs! SIT!
Thump!
Inuyasha: YOU BITCH!
Kagome: HIDE IN THE PHOTO BOOTH!
Sota+inserts change+
Photo Booth+takes picture+
Inuyasha: Get down, Kagome+tries to protect her from the photo taking power+
Photo Booth+takes picture+ I'm just doing my job!
Inuyasha: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!
Photo booth+takes picture+ NO! Don't hurt me!
Kagome: SIT!
Feudal Era: long orange river.
Erica: Dana, eat this.
Victoria: When did you make popcorn?
Erica+shrugs+ who knows?
Victoria: HEY! It's not burnt+eats popcorn+
Dana: This is so unfair…
Kanna+picks up round marble+
Kagura: That's the crystal from the Dragon's neck?
Kanna+nods+
Kikyo's soul stealers: APPEAR!
Erica: Kikyo must be nearby…
Kikyo: +appears+
Kikyo: …
Kikyo: A demonic aura replaced Naraku's. I will figure it out and become the true hero of this movie!
Dana: MUST KILL KIKYO+throws empty popcorn bowl at TV+
TV+crack+sizzle+
Dana: Oh shit…
Victoria: We can fix this!
Erica: Duct Tape fixes everything+fixes TV+ Yeah, your mom will never notice, Dana.
Dana: Let's watch this at Erica's house…
Kagura: +floats on feather+
Kanna+drops (coughmarblecough) crystal in one of lakes of Mount Fuji+
Kaguya: recites: Oh arrow of mine, with power pure and immense to slay the dragon, do your good deed fast and swift, grasp the crystal in its neck.
Chinese symbol of Wind: +lights up+
Lake Shoji:
Kanna: +drops holly into the lake+
Kaguya: recites: I ventured to see If what I had heard was true, But this jeweled sprig with leaves so real, 'twas nothing more than an empty promise.
Chinese symbol of earth+lights up+
Kaguya's mirror:
Kaguya: Three more remain…
Kagura: Mmmkay, what's next?
Kanna: Inuyasha…he who wears the cloth woven from the Fire rat.
PWNSI: OMG Inuyasha is in Danger!
Inuyasha Fans: And you were just getting on our good side too…
The area surrounding the Bone Eater's Well:
Inuyasha: What are you doing?
Kagome: Well, since we don't have pictures of each other, we might as well keep them.
Inuyasha: What's that?
Kagome: A locket. Promise to never take it off.
Inuyasha: When did you get it?
Kagome: …
Inuyasha: Why can't I take it off?
Kagome: It will grant your wishes. Way better than the Sacred Jewel.
Inuyasha: So I can send you home forever now?
Kagome: …No.
Inuyasha: Well, its stupid then. +takes off locket+
Kagome: What's wrong with it+hands it back to him+ You are a jerk.
Inuyasha: What did you say+A.D.D. kicks in+ Bye. +runs+
Kagome: …
Inuyasha: I smell Naraku…he's still alive…he needs to invest into some deodorant
Big open clearing free of trees
Kagura: Hey Inuyasha! What's up?
Inuyasha: Not much. You here to avenge Naraku?
Kagura: No, But I will make my answer vague so you won't understand. +Blade of Wind+
Inuyasha+jumps+ Then why the visit?
Kagura: … Dance of Blades!
Kagome: I'm here! Hey Kagura+waves+
Kagura: Dance of the Dragon!
Inuyasha+is surrounded+
Kagura: +blades of wind+
Inuyasha's haori+is cut+
Piece+flies away+
Piece+is caught by Kagura+
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Stay away!
Full moon unnoticed until now+appears+
Everyone+looks at moon+
Kaguya: recites: the white hot flames of my love for you cannot burn this raiment of fur. My raiment sleeves dried of tears Now on this day I don't.
Hi Inuyasha. I'm going to taunt you.
Inuyasha: I hate you.
Kaguya: You want to be a demon…
Inuyasha: Wind Scar…
Wind Scar: +unscars+
Kagura: Dance of the Dragon!
Inuyasha: Backlash wave!
Big Black Hole: +explodes+
Inuyasha+stares stupidly at death+
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha+is sat+
Kaguya: The flow of time is different around that girl…
Audience: Thank you Captain Obvious…
Kanna+drops piece of haori in the water+
Kaguya: recites: Could you have but known that it would burn so swiftly, this raiment of fur you would not have sat with such little show of concern.
Chinese Symbol of Fire+is shiny+
Kaguya+demonic laugh+
Scene: Miroku's … place…
Miroku: I've defeated Naraku. So now I must find someone to bear my child…please be Sango, please be Sango!
Scene: Big canyon…
Sango: +is sitting sidesaddle on Kirara+
Kirara+finds Kohaku+
Kohaku+is chased by pigs+
Hiraikotsu+saves Kohaku's but+
Scene: Empty village
Kikyo: +wanders aimlessly+
Dana: OMG I HATE HER+grabs popcorn bowl+
Erica and Victoria: NO+restrains Dana+
Erica: Step away from the 64 inch HD TV…
Kikyo: Hello, sweet innocent Child.
Innocent Child: Here, you look kind. +dies+
Kikyo: …what can I do with this teacup?
Victoria: Wow…That's a major plot point…
Scene: Big meadow
Inuyasha: My haori is ripped and I look terrible.
Kagome: I know…I was there…
Inuyasha: must change subject—Where's the sacred jewel shard?
Kagome: You got hurt.
Inuyasha: That's not telling me where it is…
Shippo: You are just pissed because Kikyo has you whipped.
…
Shippo: Ow…Got to remember to keep my mouth shut…
Mysterious Dude from hot spring: OMG! I'm going to be raped! Most likely MURDERED!
Mean Dudes: Give us your stuff
Mysterious Dude: Can't you bother someone else?
Mean Dudes: Can we beat you up now?
Inuyasha: Excuse me, madam.
Mean Dudettes: You Suck!
Inuyasha: …
Dudettes+are dead-ish+
Mysterious Dude: Here. Have some chocolate.
Kagome: OMG HOJO JUMPED DOWN THE WELL AND IS STALKING ME!
Inuyasha: …
Mysterious Dude: my name is Hojo.
Kagome: Wow…this is a pretty rag!
Hojo: It's a family heirloom
Kagome: This couldn't be a celestial robe…could it?
Hojo: Don't ask me, you were the one sleeping in class.
Miroku: The moon is full.
Hachi: ok…the werewolves are happy.
Miroku: We can fix this.
Hachi: you don't have a wind tunnel. You can't make me go.
Miroku: I can with persuasion…+grabs sledge hammer+
Scene: Sango's village
Sango: OMG. You still don't remember me.
Kohaku: Am I supposed to?
Kirara+gets frisky+
Kagura: I am here to collect the plot point that Kohaku conveniently has.
Sango: Over my dead body!
Kagura: That can be arranged…
Dance of the Dragon+
Swallow's Cowrie Shell+falls+ WHEEEE!
Sango: So what happens if she gets that?
Kohaku: The curse will be broken…
Erica: Well, that's not vague or uninformative
Kanna reciting…(she's really good at this poem stuff)
Kanna: recites: Time has passed swiftly as I have waited to see the shell you promised. They say that I wait in vain, could this be so?
Chinese Symbol of Water+shiny…oh so shiny+
Kagura: One object remains…The Stone Bowl of Buddha
Scene: Kagome, Hojo, and Inuyasha eating food
Kagome: So, where are you going?
Hojo: I cannot reveal that information…(S.W.A.T team comes down)
Kagome+holds Ramen ransom+
Hojo: Mount Fuji. Must throw Celestial Robe into crater.
Kagome: Mmmkay. Here. +hands back food+
OMG! It's the story of Princess Kaguya!
Inuyasha: You were sleeping in class again, weren't you?
Scene: Big creepy forest
Soul Stealers: +hover+ Why does everyone hate us? We are mere cute snaky dragons…
Erica: Kikyo must be nearby…you ok with that Dana?
Dana: merferwerful…+is tied in duct tape to protect TV+
Kikyo+walks+
Kagura: Yo.
The dead priestess…you look depressed.
Kikyo: I hate Naraku…
Kagura: Don't we all?
Kikyo: Here +throws (cough)teacup(cough) Stone Bowl of Buddha+
PWNSI: OMG Kikyo is a Psychic FAERIE!
Kagura: Thanks. So…
Kikyo: bye.
Kagura: She's creepy
Dana+nods in agreement+
House of Backstory:
Old Man: I'm here to explain the movie to you.
Hachi: Kagome's not going to do it anymore?
Old Man:…
Miroku: Darn, I really am going to miss that.
Lake Kawaguchi
Kanna+throws (coughteacupcough) Stone Bowl into lake+
Kanna: recites: I hoped to find a gleam of the fallen dew—but nothing can I see, Why did you go yonder to Mount Ogura?
Chinese Symbol of Metal+lights up+
Kaguya: YAY! I'm free! Cool! And the moon is pretty seen through a real body…
Kanna: woah…that's deep.
Kagura: Where's my "true" freedom?
Kaguya: Do one more thing
Really cute Kagome and Inuyasha scene:
Kagome: +finally realizes its dumb to sleep in class+
Shippo: Aren't they cute together? Though they would never admit it…
Hojo: Sigh, I love Kagome
Shippo: Is that why you are her bitch?
Hojo: HUSH! Don't say that out loud!
Shippo: So you were the pervert!
Hojo: …
Kagome: Hey, I bet Kaguya didn't really want to go to the moon, after all, Sailor moon had dibs.
Inuyasha: Are you crazy, it was so Princess Serenity's
Kagome: +A.D.D. Kicks in+ A shooting star! I must make a wish…
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha, do you still want to be a full demon?
Inuyasha: Yes. I gotta protect you somehow…
Kagome: I like you just the way you are.
Kagome Inuyasha Shippers: YAY!
Inuyasha: That's ridiculous
Kagome: What's ridiculous? CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE SERIOUS?
Inuyasha+turns head slowly for artful effect+
Dana: OMG SO HOT!
Kagome+is speechless+
Victoria: Does that happen in real life?
Erica: Let's check…you+points at random guy+lights fire+ Turn slowly…YUP! Any guy looks good turning slowly in the firelight!
Random Guy: Can I leave now?
Erica: I'm done with you. Goodbye.
Random Guy:(
Kaguya+interrupts cute moment+
The Time has now come (cough)the walrus said, to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings(cough)., behold the robe from heaven that shall drape about my shoulders, and for you it is a deep sadness that I feel
Inuyasha: you ruined my moment! Time to Die!
Kaguya: Where's the celestial Robe?
Inuyasha: NO+Wind Scar+
Kaguya: You will not Interfere!
Her mouth is moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
And the Wind Scar is reflected!
Inuyasha+is tied to tree+
Kaguya: You are a half-demon. Hence why I am the demon in this movie.
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Hojo+drops celestial robe+
Inuyasha: Run, you fool!
Kaguya: There! The Celestial Washcloth+blah blah+
Kagome: NO+shoots pointy arrow+
Pointy Arrow: RAWW! I'm gonna miss…
Kaguya: A Sacred Arrow.
Pointy Arrow: No shit, Sherlock.
Kagome: +stands in front of Inuyasha+ Let him go!
Inuyasha: Get out of here, Kagome!
Kaguya: Try it.
Kagome: It's your funeral +shoots pointy arrow+
Pointy Arrow: RAWWW! Unlike my cousin, I will actually strike the target!
Kaguya's mirror+eats arrow+spits out arrow+ pheeea…sour.
Pointy Arrow: OH shit…Run away! Shit, I'm gonna kill Inuyasha!
Kagome+leaps in front of Inuyasha+
Hojo: NO+in a fruitless attempt to save Kagome he throws the Celestial Washcloth at her+
Pointy Arrow+stabs Kagome and Celestial Washcloth+
Kagome+faints+
Inuyasha: Ka…go…me?
Kagome: I figured since you are always saving my ass I should protect you.
Inuyasha+pitches a spaz+ KAGOME! KAGOME! KAGOME!
Pretty Music: +adds to tension and sadness+
Inuyasha: If Kagome dies I'll make you regret the day you met me. And then I'd bow down to Sesshy to get her life back.
Sesshy lovers: OMG why isn't Sesshy in this movie!
Kaguya: Don't worry, I won't let her die so easily. Become my slave or I'm leaving!
Inuyasha: Leave then!
Kaguya: Bye +leaves with Kagome+
Inuyasha: LEAVE KAGOME HERE YOU BITCH! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?
Kaguya: Come to my Barbie Dream Castle, with the Dream Corvette beyond the Dream Lake. +disappears+
Vines holding Inuyasha+break+
Inuyasha: DAMN! Where's this Barbie Dream Castle?
Hojo+raises hand+
Inuyasha: Yes?
Hojo: I know! Pick me!
Scene: Sky…(what? I can't be anymore specific than that)
Miroku: So the Celestial Maiden is a bitch?
Hachi: And a hottie too.
Miroku:. Mmmkay.
Big Creepy Forest
Miroku: Someone's up ahead. +attacks person+
Sango+kills Miroku+
Miroku: shit. I was beat by a girl.
Sango: Oh, shit, sorry Miroku.
Miroku+glomps Sango+
Sango+blushes+
Miroku Sango Shippers: YAY!
Kohaku, Kirara, and Hachi: Should we leave so you two can get a room?
Big shallow pool of pointlessness
Miroku: So, since the mirror is gone, this was pointless?
Sango: Looks to be the case…
Sango: GASP! One of the five treasures is the cloth of the fire rat! Do you think that's what Inuyasha has?
Miroku: And how many half-demons do you know with a haori made of a fire rat?
Scene: Barbie Dream Castle
Kaguya: Time and the full moon are aligned once more, An eternal dream, a celebration, this night, and now let it all begin. +star in sky+
Miroku and Crew+hide behind rock+
Forest of Creepiness
Inuyasha+finds castle+
Lake:
Miroku and Sango: +try to get to castle+
Hachi+is hit+
falls into the depths of doom+
Miroku: NO! Hachi! Speak to me!
Miroku Hachi Shippers: YAY+is killed by Miroku-Sango Shippers+
Hachi+snore+
Sango: +falls+
Kirara and Sango+saved by inflate-a-Shippo+
Shippo: SANGO!
Inuyasha: KAGOME!
Sango: INUYASHA!
Inside the dream castle:
Kaguya: YAY!
Kagome+is held in place by a triangle+
Inuyasha: (in the distance) Kagome, are you all right?
Kagome+wakes up+ Inuyasha…INUYASHA!
Wound on her back+heals+
Inuyasha: KAGOME! I'm coming to get you! Don't give up on me!
Kagome: +yells frantically+
Inuyasha+fights battle with Hercules' enemy+ (because it makes total sense)
Kikyo+shoots pointy arrow+ told you I'd become the true hero of this movie!
Inuyasha+wins+ Who shot that arrow? Oh Well, I have to save Kagome.
Dana: Wow, where did that come from?
Erica: The arrow or Kikyo?
Dana: Kikyo
Erica: Well, one day, she was resurrected by Urasue…
Dana+tapes Erica's mouth shut+
Victoria: This is too violent for my blood…
Inside The Castle
Kagura: HAHA! You lost.
Kaguya: Shut up, bitch.
Kagura: You are not even a real Celestial Being.
Kaguya+evil arm spurts out+covers it up+yes I am.
Kagura: Go, Kanna.
Kanna: +tries to suck soul out of Kaguya+
It+doesn't work+
Inuyasha+breaks into building to save Kagome+
Kanna and Kagura: +Are put into mirror+
Kanna+doesn't seem to care+
Outside the Castle:
Miroku and crew+are wasting Kagome's band-aids+
Miroku+paints wind tunnel on right hand+
Everyone+rolls eyes+
In the Castle
Kaguya: He will, not interfere.
Kagome: Why do you keep saying that?
Kaguya: All good evil demons have a good catchphrase. That is mine.
Inuyasha+arrives+
Kagome: SAVE ME!
Inuyasha: OK!
Kagome: NO! Don't save me! IT'S A TRAP!
Inuyasha: I'm too stubborn to listen!
Kaguya: POWER OF THE MIRROR OF STILLNESS!
DUN
DUN
DUUUUN!
Time+stops+
Really…Its not moving…
Shippo: +Freaks out+
Kagome's stuff+glows+ yeah, we deserve a little recognition…
Miroku: +states the obvious+
In the Castle:
Inuyasha+has keeled over+
gets up+
Kaguya: How are you able to move?
Inuyasha: pfft. How should I know?
Locket: +oh so shiny+
Kagome: and he said he didn't want it…When did he put it back on?
Kaguya+makes Inuyasha disappear+
Kagome: Where did he go? MARCO!
Audience: POLO!
Kaguya: He was trapped in an illusion. He'll find us soon.
Outside the Castle Beyond the Looking Glass
Sango: Inuyasha, what happened to your haori? I've never seen you dressed messy before.
Inuyasha+anger+punch+
Miroku: Why take it out on me?
Inuyasha: Well, why not?
Kirara: Can't argue with that logic
Inuyasha: +opens the lake/looking glass+
Everyone+jumps inside without thinking on how to get out+
Inside the pentacle mirror
Kaguya: I'm hungry…What's on the menu today? AHH! Steamed Kagome!
Inuyasha: Kaguya!
Kaguya+grabs hair accessory+
Hair accessory+turns into sword+
Erica+grabs hair clip+ Darn it…I want a sword…
Inuyasha+loses Tetsusaiga+ NO!
Kaguya+stabs Inuyasha+ Must make you a demon…
Inuyasha: +turns demon+
Kagome: NO! THIS IS NOT YOUR HEART! I"LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU IF I HAVE TO!
Sango: Let's break the mirror!
Kaguya+stabbity+
Kohaku: Sister, no!
YAY! HE REMEMBERS SANGO!
Miroku: Only you can save him…no pressure now…
Shippo: +frees Kagome+
Kagome+hugs Inuyasha+
Kagome: I love you as a half-demon, Inuyasha!
Kaguya: +interferes+
Inuyasha+clutches Kagome in his very sharp claws+
The part we have all been waiting for…
Kagome+kisses Inuyasha+
Inuyasha: +changes back+kisses Kagome back+
Inuyasha: +hugs Kagome+ I could have really hurt you+
Inuyasha Kagome Shippers+die of happiness+
Inuyasha Kikyo Shippers+cries in sorrow+
Miroku+must make Sango mine+
Sango: OMG get away!
Miroku: Come into my arms…
Sango+hugs Kohaku+
Kaguya: Uhh, yeah, evil demon standing right here…
Pieces of haori+return to Inuyasha+
Naraku: +emerges from Kohaku's body+
Miroku's Wind Tunnel: +wind tunnels+
Miroku: Naraku wants to absorb Kaguya
Naraku: You will not interfere.
Kaguya: That's my line.
Kaguya: Get your filthy body off of me.
Blah, blah blah.
Naraku: they can't find me…
Kagome: Shippo, change into a bow.
Shippo: Should I ask follow up questions about this?
Kagome: +grabs Miroku's staff+
Inuyasha: Backlash Wave!
Kaguya: +big ball of death+
Inuyasha: Wind Scar!
Kagome: Saves the day!
Kaguya+tries to eat Kagome+
Miroku+sucks up Kaguya+
Everyone+goes through mirror+
Shippo+is tripped up on opium+ OMG I'm gonna die! and why do I still have the sacred jewel shards!
Hojo: OMG Kagome, the Celestial Washcloth returned to me!
Kagome: just like a puppy?
Inuyasha: ….
Miroku: Grandpa, you were right, Kaguya was a beauty. Please make Sango jealous…
Sango: YOU IDIOT!
Miroku+nuzzles Sango's hand+
Miroku Sango Shippers: YAY!
Everyone: +sweatdrop+
The End!
And since there were only a few Sango Miroku moments…
Commitment:
"Sango... "
"What is it, Miroku?"
"Will you marry me?"
"I will not sleep with you."
Drat.
Note to self: this method does not work on clever women.
Well, do you want me to do the third movie? do ya? Well, If i can get 20 reviews for the first and 20 for this one I will put up the next movie. But you are going to have to tell your friends, you enemies, your parents, your cat, your friend's parents, about this fanfic. toodles!
