The Case of the Personality Shippos:
Chapter 5: Tears of Sorrow
"Now that we've rounded up these buggers, what do we do?" Inuyasha said as he flexed his knuckles. They got the greedy Shippo and tied him up with the others. "Since these are all personalities, the real Shippo must be around here somewhere." Miroku reasoned. "C'mon! Let's go find him. He could be in mortal danger!" Kagome worried to herself as her skin went pale. "Sure, and when we find him, he's actually around here safe and sound," Inuyasha replied reluctantly.
"Aww, please Inuyasha?" Kagome begged with puppy eyes. "Oh fine." A little bit of secret swearing was coming out of Inuyasha's mouth. As he ran through the trees, a sharp tiny rock was in his path, but he didn't see it. He just kept jumping and jumped onto the sharp pointy rock.
Now normally if he walked, he wouldn't have felt the sharp pain. However, he was bounding, so he always came down with force. So Inuyasha howled in pain and was running like a mad maniac. Unfortunately, he was running off the side of a cliffside so…
After those horrific accidents, Inuyasha decided to return to camp and tripped on something soft, and found it was a Shippo. "Alright, Shippo. You're coming back with me and you can't do anything about it." Suddenly he let out a piercing cry that could make a lion run back to its den and shut its ears normally. And Inuyasha's enhanced sense of hearing didn't help either. "Ow! Shut it, will ya!" Inuyasha screamed over the noise. Luckily, the crying stopped and found the campsite again. "Well did you find him?" Kagome and the others asked. "If you mean Shippo, yes. If you meant the real Shippo, no." "Well what does this one do?" Sango asked. "He cries so hard that some tree bark actually cracked," Inuyasha replied. Luckily he was asleep, and he didn't cry anymore.
"Quick, tie him up!" Inuyasha whispered excitedly to Kagome. "But look at him. He looks so frail and innocent." Kagome had fallen victim to the cuteness trick. "I don't care how cute he is. Just tie him up!" By this time Inuyasha was about to yell like a madman. "No, Inuyasha, just a little more," Kagome begged with some tears of her eyes. "WHAT?" Inuyasha screamed out of his big mouth. Unfortunately, the noise caused the sad Shippo to wake up, and started screaming again. "Inuyasha, why did you have to scream!" Miroku yelled over the noise.
A/N: For the short third paragraph, I kinda learned that from Science class this year's January or February on force and motion.
For the last paragraph where Kagome had tears flowing out of her eyes, she was obviously trying to charm Inuyasha into letting Shippo stay in her arms. If you don't like stereotypical people, then I'm very sorry.
