The Case of the Personality Shippos:
Chapter 7: Insanity ensues!
"Do you sense that?" Kagome asked." "Yeah, I definitely recognize that scent. Get ready, guys, 'cause we're in for another fight of our lives." Suddenly, Naraku appeared out of nowhere. "Ha-ha, Inuyasha, prepare to die!" Naraku cackled like a wicked witch. As Inuyasha drew his Tetsusaiga, Naraku shot a tentacle at him and struck Inuyasha down.
"Inuyasha! Are you alright?" Kagome asked worriedly. "Yeah, I'm fine! Now hurry up and just move away or shoot, got that?" "Why you--" Kagome muttered angrily as the words came out of your mouth. "You better not use that kind of language against me mister, or I'll say the s-word!"
All of the bickering and most fascinating curse words within the noisy commotion started to cause some certain kids to start waking up to all of the noise. "Quiet you fools! Once you've all gone to your grave you can start all the bickering you want!" Naraku sputtered out angrily. "Who ever told you could tell us what to do!" Inuyasha cursed.
Now instead of physical combat, Inuyasha and Naraku are battling with… words? After several continuous taunts, a voice nearby was heard to say, "Keep it down will ya! We're already awake, so go take your arguments somewhere else!" Everyone (yes, even Naraku) looked up and saw the angry Shippo looking at everyone around him with a red face on.
"Little fox, stay out of any business that concerns you," Naraku said coolly. "Shippo! Run for it!" Kagome cried out. "Like I said, keep it down or I'll have to call my lackeys on you, you bit-" "Hold it! Who are you to tell me what to do? You're also a small kid, so don't use that kind of language, and you're so little, how could you have any servants with you?" Naraku smirked.
"Front and center!" this Shippo let out a call only reserved for military purposes, as 4 more Shippos bounded out. "Is this some kind of fox magic? For this sorcery will not fool me!" Naraku said with a bit of sarcastic laughter in his voice. "Guys... sic him." As all of them chased after Naraku, saying, "C'mon, play with us!" "Come back here, you ungrateful bit-" "Hey! Give me those jewel shards!" "Wah! Please come back and play with us!" "Ha-ha! I can run faster than you! Bet you I can beat you to that abandoned hut over there!"
As they chased Naraku into the abandoned hut, the Shippos shut the door and locked it. There was a hassle of dust emanating from the hut, and some child-like giggles and taunts. Suddenly, all of it stopped. The gang broke down the door only to find Naraku dead, with his hands on his head, which had several bumps on his head, white foam frothing out of his mouth, and series of bites and scratches on his entire body.
"How did you kill Naraku?" Kagome asked. "Yeah, what quality did you possess that we don't?" Inuyasha questioned sternly. "Oh that's easy," the happy Shippo explained, "first off, we chased him into the hut. Then we taunted him while the angry one over there bit and scratched him constantly. Then that guy banged his head against the wall and hit it so many times that he finally fell onto the floor asleep with his eyes open. Oh, and there was white stuff that came out of his mouth, too."
"Inuyasha, what's the matter?" Kagome asked Inuyasha, who was deep in thought. "I was wondering, if we couldn't defeat Naraku, then maybe…"
A/N:
Oooo! What is Inuyasha thinking (or plotting) about? Find out next time in my next chapter!
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