Ibble Ibble: I don't own anything, except a box.

Red-ilocks and the Three Bears

Ibble Ibble handed everyone his or her parts in the play.

"Why am I 'Red-ilocks'?" Kurama asked.

"The almighty authoress said so." Yusuke said.

"I don't look like a little bear." Hiei said.

Kuwabara said, "I don't look like a girl bear."

"I get to be narrator, director-" Ibble Ibble began.

"We know!" Everyone yelled.

"Once upon a time, a girl named-" Ibble Ibble began.

"Not girl." Kurama said.

"HN. That was walking home came to the wrong house. Earlier that morning…"

Nothing happened.

"EARLIER THAT MORNING…"

Nothing happened again.

"Come on already!"

The three bears got on the stage.

"Would you like some porridge? Kuwabara said in a high voice.

"HN." Hiei said.

"Hiei!" Ibble Ibble said.

"Yes mama." Hiei said.

"Yes dear." Yusuke said.

Porridge is set on the table.

"Oh my, mine is too hot." Hiei said quietly.

"LOUDER!"

"Oh my, mine is too hot." He said even softer.

"Would you like to be acquainted with The Evil Monster Who Eats Short Three Eyed Demons?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hiei yelled.

"Well then?"

"Oh my, mine is too hot." Hiei said.

"It's disgusting. Did you make this yourself, Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked.

"WAH!" Kuwabara cried.

"How about Keiko can go around with a head, eh?" Ibble Ibble said threateningly.

"Umm… yes mine is to hot, too?" Yusuke said in a questioning tone.

"So the bears went for a walk to let it cool off. When Red-ilocks came to the house, she went inside."

"I am hungry." Kurama said in a bored tone.

"Are we at a funeral or not?" Ibble Ibble asked.

"Hungry I am." Kurama said.

"Doesn't anyone care?" Ibble Ibble asked.

"No!" Everyone yelled.

"Just do it, because I have almighty authoress powers."

"I am hungry." Kurama said.

He walked over to table and took a bite of porridge.

"Hair…auk…gel…bleh." Kurama choked out.

"Yusuke!"

"This one is too hair gel-ish." Kurama said.

He tried the next bowl of porridge.

"It has Eikichi's hair in it." Kurama said.

"Go on." Ibble Ibble groaned.

Kurama went to Hiei's bowl of porridge.

"I feel angry at everything. I am tired so I want to sit down." Kurama said.

He walked into the living room. He saw three chairs.

"I will sit on this chair." Kurama said.

He sat down on some soap and fell off.

"Let's try the next one." Kurama said.

He sat down and got scratched by Eikichi.

"Ow, I'll try the last one." Kurama said.

He sat on it and broke it.

"Not good. I feel- slippery?" Kurama said in a questioning tone.

"Can't you read? It says 'sleepy'!"

"I feel sleepy." Kurama said.

He walked into the bedroom. He sat on the first bed (Yusuke's) and slips off.

"Ow, my butt." Kurama said.

He sat on Kuwa's bed.

"Um… more cat hair." Kurama said.

He went over to Hiei's bed.

"It's small," Kurama said while falling down, "Ow."

"And then she falls asleep and the bears come back." Ibble Ibble said quickly.

"I am starved. Let's chow down." Yusuke said.

They start to eat until they notice that some was already gone.

"Let's skip food and watch the television." Kuwabara said.

"Yeah." Yusuke said.

"HN."

They went in to see that Eikichi was terrified, Yusuke's soap was on the floor and Hiei's chair was broken.

"Umm… wah wah." Hiei said.

They walked upstairs.

"Someone has been sleeping in my bed." Yusuke said.

"Grr…" Kuwabara said in a menacing tone.

"And I HN. Why am I doing this?" Hiei asked.

"Because I said so."

"Found eat?" Hiei said in a questioning tone.

"IT, IT, and IT!"

"Yes, and it is sleeping on baby bear's bed." Yusuke snickered.

Hiei said through clenched teeth, "Let's chase it away."

Ibble Ibble finished, "They chased Kurama- I mean Red-i-locks into the distance until she disappeared from sight."

THE END

Botan: why wasn't I in the- oof! (Gets hit by the 'THE END' sign)