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Chapter 2 Old Women In Rain
The sun in my room, the heat in my neck, the tease in my head, was getting me, and the only reason I got up, was because I had a day off today. I get to get a day off whenever I want, hah! No I'm just kidding… okay, so I woke up with pain in my neck this morning and I took two pain relief pills, due to the fact that the pain was intensifying. If there wasn't a cure, I'll go see a doctor. I turned on the Sphere T.V. and tuned in to channel five, to see the weather and news. The meteorologist who was pointing up and down was taking his time while in the map of Bevelle. Yeah, Djose will probably appear in the next few years. I know it and I'm proud to be last. No, it came in ten seconds.
"Still a lot of thunder and chances of rain. That's it."
Huh? That's all for the weather in Djose? That's all, okay, that was weird. But something got my ear, and my eye back on the screen and it was the woman here in front of the temple, in this raining cats and dogs weather, with my name on the news and it was LIVE! IN THE RAIN! IN THE FREAKIN' THUNDER! Great…
"Rumors have it, that the Machine Faction leader Gippal of Djose is getting fat."
I'm what?! This is a dream, a dream. Pinch myself and see if it's a dream. Ouch…it's not a dream?!
"Wait, you're not supposed to say that." Okay, that was the cameraman whispering to the spokeswoman, and she listened and was handed some papers and read it aloud and then she spoke the truth.
"Oh, Gippal, machine faction leader of Djose…"
This had better be good. I grabbed a bag of Oreo's and a bucket filled with Hershey's candy, and started to eat as I sat back in my couch stretching out my legs and knew what she was going to say. That I'm sexy.
"Is going to cancel all meetings with other machine facilities. Let's go have a word with him inside. Shall we?"
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that stupid meeting last night about this cancellation thingy…what?! Wait, they're going to come in my room, and talk to me?! Okay, my room is the last room down the hall, and it's eight in the morning and I can't run away when they're going to walk down this way…what am I gonna do? Oh, I have four choices:
Run away fast as you can and run into the storage with your chocolate
Order a pizza, what the hell? What kind of choice is that at a time like this?
Pretend you're asleep
Say that I'm sexy
Okay, it's a plan. Firstly, I'll go to sleep, then I'll wake up and charm the spokeswoman, and then I'll run away. Hah! Perfect.
The knocks on the door seemed like a dog biting my butt, and without no permission, they surely will come in and try to wake me up. Isn't that what all people doing when they have a deadline in the news society? Yup, from what I heard.
I turned the Sphere T.V. off and jumped on my bed and pretended that I was asleep and in my dreamland of chocolate.
"Ok, let's wake him up. Ahem, Gippal sir, will you please wake up. You have a signed contract with Channel five and we need to ask you a few questions."
Lady, you, and your cameraman are making my carpet wet, and no I will follow my plan!
Okay, plan started now.
"Please sir, we have a deadline in like three minutes."
Thus, the story of I, Gippal began.
"Uh, I uh, I know I'm…."
"Turn on the camera!" The spokeswoman said and she fixed her hair, "Hello, and welcome back to channel five news at eight. We are here in Djose's Machine Faction's leaders room, Gippal. He's going to wake up. What an exciting morning!"
What a queer news host and the channel with it.
And so my story went on, "I know I'm sexy". I hopped out of my bed and I looked down and realized I was still in my Hershey Kisses boxers and the cameraman moved the camera up and down. Yeah, the people of Spira were checking me out.
Rikku's room
"Gippal? On the news? Well hellooooo hot chocolate!" (A/n: Rikku obviously was talking about Gippal in his boxers and there Hershey's Kisses! LOL! I guess she likes this…)
Back to Gippal
"I know I'm hot, and I'll be the next hot guy of Spira. I am Spira's…. next top model. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chocolate to eat!" And I ran away grabbing my bucket of chocolate and the Oreo's and ran down the hall in my boxers. I still remember the expression on the spokeswoman's face and it was like all jaw dropping. I wonder if Rikku saw it. Well, I guess I'm in a lot of trouble now. I can't be, I'm famous! I better be!
As I ran into the closet I sat down and ate all my chocolate and thought about what was going to happen tomorrow. Hehe, ladies aren't my nightmare.
The Next Day…
I was happy that I made it into my room last night and my whole day off was wasted. I took a shower and looked forward to another bright day. What am I to do? I walked down the hall, towards the exit of the temple and opened up, and then I saw something very unexpected. Old women?
"We love you Gippal!" They shouted and shouted, and walked towards me. This wasn't happening, it's a dream, all a dream! I know it! I pinched myself and it wasn't a dream. Old women? Old women? Old women!
"We love you Gippal! We love you! Give grandma a hug in that beautiful body of yours!" Millions of them, and walking towards me! A NIGHTMARE! I ran towards the storage and looked at the big bag I was carrying. I could survive with a full day with M&M's and chocolate! Yay!
"We love you Gippal!"
A/n: Okay guys, I had fun writing this and it may not be with the story flow, but it has a whole connection. I just want Gippal to enjoy himself right now. Okay? Yay! Please review! No flames...
