Karunzel

Ibble Ibble was now handing parts out again. She gave Hiei the demon script.

" PLACES EVERYONE!" Ibble Ibble yelled.

" A hair extension! Are you crazy?" Kurama asked Ibble Ibble.

" Who told you?" Ibble Ibble whispered to Kurama.

" Umm…"

" Let's move it! Wouldn't want those cannibal reviewers eating you."

" Cannibal reviewers?" asked Hiei.

" Yep."

" Will they go away?" Kurama asked.

" Listen up! Okay… once upon a time, there was a girl named Karunzel. She-"

" Why am I a girl?"

" Because… you have the longest hair! Now, she was born into a good family, but they had to give her up in order to live."

Kuwabara and Yukina walk in and start crying.

" Dearest, er- Karunzel, we had to give you up for food, but we love you." Yukina said.

" We could have eaten her…" Kuwabara says.

" That is un-fatherly! I can't believe the nerve of you Kazuma!"

" So they squabbled on and on about being cannibals… anyway we need to get going. She was given to the evil witch, Genkai!" Ibble Ibble said.

" Uh… grr…" Genkai says unenthusiastically.

" So one day, out of the blue, Genkai said that Karunzel can't live in a house anymore."

" Why do I say that?"

" THAT'S HOW THE STORY GOES!"

" Okay… Karunzel you can't live in a house anymore."

" Where will I live, evil mother?" asked Kurama in a high voice.

" In a tall tower, and you will have to grow even longer hair! That is, so that I can reach you." Genkai said.

" So Karunzel was stored away in tall tower-" Ibble Ibble almost said.

" I sound like a box…" Kurama said.

" Until the movers came and took her away! Can I just get on with the story?"

" Fine."

" She grew her hair out and sat there singing to the birds each day. Waiting for her evil mother each time."

" Now, I sound like Yukina."

" That deeply offended me Kurama!" Yukina said.

" Please stop your bickering, so that I can get through this crazy place faster." Hiei said.

" Thank you, Hiei." Ibble Ibble said.

" Can we just go?" Genkai asked.

" Sure… One day, a prince heard her singing, and came over. When he saw that there was a tower, he waited to see if someone would come there."

" Excuse me, Ibble Ibble."

" Yes Kurama?"

" I can't get the hair extension on."

" WHAT!"

" I said-"

" I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID! I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE KURAMA!"

" I am but-

" THE SMART GUY!"

" Can we get on with the story?" Genkai asked.

" CUT!"

Ibble Ibble walked over to Kurama and attached the hairpiece to his hair. She walked back and continued narrarating.

" He watched and saw that the witch came, said:"

" Karunzel, Karunzel, let down your long hair." Genkai said.

" And down came 30 feet of hair, and she climbed up. When she left, she jumped on her broom and flew down. So, Prince Charm-Hiei tried it the next day."

" Karunzel, Karunzel, let down your long hair." Hiei said

" Good!"

" So that I may climb, way up there."

" 30 feet of hair fell down, so then Prince Charm-Hiei climbed up the hair."

" Who are you, sir?" Kurama asks.

" I am-" Hiei coughs.

" Genkai, can demons get sick?"

" YES, DIMWIT!" Genkai shouts.

" Hiei, do you have a cold?"

" Yes."

" And… YOU DIDN"T TELL ME! I could've called Yusuke to play Prince Charming!"

" Oops."

" Go on."

" I am Prince Charm-Hiei."

" Does evil mother know of your existence?" Kurama asked.

" No."

" We must leave. Now."

" Why?"

" Follow me."

" Karunzel and Prince Charm-Hiei tried jumping down the tower, but they got caught. The witch sent Charm-Hiei to a town 3 miles east, and cut Karunzel's hair." Ibble Ibble said.

" Why evil mother, Why?" Kurama asked.

" I felt like it."

" Could you get the extension off?"

" Sure."

" OW!"

" He he he!"

" I will find Prince Charm-Hiei! If it's the last thing I do!"

" Karunzel ran three miles to find that Prince Charm-Hiei was waiting for her. She ran to him and they got married, to live happily ever after." Ibble Ibble concluded.

THE END

" I divorce, Kazuma!" Yukina said.

" Fine. Then me and my army of psychic, kid eating people will go on with out you!" Kuwabara said.