Karunzel
Ibble Ibble was now handing parts out again. She gave Hiei the demon script.
" PLACES EVERYONE!" Ibble Ibble yelled.
" A hair extension! Are you crazy?" Kurama asked Ibble Ibble.
" Who told you?" Ibble Ibble whispered to Kurama.
" Umm…"
" Let's move it! Wouldn't want those cannibal reviewers eating you."
" Cannibal reviewers?" asked Hiei.
" Yep."
" Will they go away?" Kurama asked.
" Listen up! Okay… once upon a time, there was a girl named Karunzel. She-"
" Why am I a girl?"
" Because… you have the longest hair! Now, she was born into a good family, but they had to give her up in order to live."
Kuwabara and Yukina walk in and start crying.
" Dearest, er- Karunzel, we had to give you up for food, but we love you." Yukina said.
" We could have eaten her…" Kuwabara says.
" That is un-fatherly! I can't believe the nerve of you Kazuma!"
" So they squabbled on and on about being cannibals… anyway we need to get going. She was given to the evil witch, Genkai!" Ibble Ibble said.
" Uh… grr…" Genkai says unenthusiastically.
" So one day, out of the blue, Genkai said that Karunzel can't live in a house anymore."
" Why do I say that?"
" THAT'S HOW THE STORY GOES!"
" Okay… Karunzel you can't live in a house anymore."
" Where will I live, evil mother?" asked Kurama in a high voice.
" In a tall tower, and you will have to grow even longer hair! That is, so that I can reach you." Genkai said.
" So Karunzel was stored away in tall tower-" Ibble Ibble almost said.
" I sound like a box…" Kurama said.
" Until the movers came and took her away! Can I just get on with the story?"
" Fine."
" She grew her hair out and sat there singing to the birds each day. Waiting for her evil mother each time."
" Now, I sound like Yukina."
" That deeply offended me Kurama!" Yukina said.
" Please stop your bickering, so that I can get through this crazy place faster." Hiei said.
" Thank you, Hiei." Ibble Ibble said.
" Can we just go?" Genkai asked.
" Sure… One day, a prince heard her singing, and came over. When he saw that there was a tower, he waited to see if someone would come there."
" Excuse me, Ibble Ibble."
" Yes Kurama?"
" I can't get the hair extension on."
" WHAT!"
" I said-"
" I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID! I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE KURAMA!"
" I am but-
" THE SMART GUY!"
" Can we get on with the story?" Genkai asked.
" CUT!"
Ibble Ibble walked over to Kurama and attached the hairpiece to his hair. She walked back and continued narrarating.
" He watched and saw that the witch came, said:"
" Karunzel, Karunzel, let down your long hair." Genkai said.
" And down came 30 feet of hair, and she climbed up. When she left, she jumped on her broom and flew down. So, Prince Charm-Hiei tried it the next day."
" Karunzel, Karunzel, let down your long hair." Hiei said
" Good!"
" So that I may climb, way up there."
" 30 feet of hair fell down, so then Prince Charm-Hiei climbed up the hair."
" Who are you, sir?" Kurama asks.
" I am-" Hiei coughs.
" Genkai, can demons get sick?"
" YES, DIMWIT!" Genkai shouts.
" Hiei, do you have a cold?"
" Yes."
" And… YOU DIDN"T TELL ME! I could've called Yusuke to play Prince Charming!"
" Oops."
" Go on."
" I am Prince Charm-Hiei."
" Does evil mother know of your existence?" Kurama asked.
" No."
" We must leave. Now."
" Why?"
" Follow me."
" Karunzel and Prince Charm-Hiei tried jumping down the tower, but they got caught. The witch sent Charm-Hiei to a town 3 miles east, and cut Karunzel's hair." Ibble Ibble said.
" Why evil mother, Why?" Kurama asked.
" I felt like it."
" Could you get the extension off?"
" Sure."
" OW!"
" He he he!"
" I will find Prince Charm-Hiei! If it's the last thing I do!"
" Karunzel ran three miles to find that Prince Charm-Hiei was waiting for her. She ran to him and they got married, to live happily ever after." Ibble Ibble concluded.
THE END
" I divorce, Kazuma!" Yukina said.
" Fine. Then me and my army of psychic, kid eating people will go on with out you!" Kuwabara said.
