Essence of Good and Evil: due to a minor incident, Ibble Ibble and Kurama will not be in for the next three chappies…
Yusuke: is this an omen?
Essence of Good and Evil: NO! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!
Sleeping Handsome
" Why me!" Yusuke asks.
" Because you questioned me!" Essence said.
" But-"
" NO!"
" Why do I have to play the part of a boy?" Botan asks.
" I felt like doing it."
" But-"
" NOOOO!"
" Fine."
" Get in your positions everyone! It starts now!"
Yusuke, Hiei, and Jin get on stage.
" Once upon a time, there was a birth in the kingdom of Blah."
" That's not how story go!" Jin said.
" That is how I will tell it!"
" I liked Ibble Ibble better, even if she is in the mental-" Hiei began.
" SHUSH! Now she was blessed with all sorts of gifts, except the one where she would fall asleep for one hundred years if she where to be pricked by a spinning wheel. "
" I order all spinning wheels to be destroyed!" Hiei said.
" All but one was destroyed. On her sixteenth birthday, she went up a tower and met an old woman."
" Hello old hag- I mean miss old hag." Yusuke said.
" I will teach you to spin, Princess dimwit." Genkai said harshly.
" Whatever." Yusuke said.
" She walked over there carefully." Essence said as Yusuke tripped. " Then she fell and pricked her finger on the needle."
" Can't reach needle…" Yusuke said. "Done."
" She fell asleep and slept for 100 years." Essence sees Yusuke on the floor really asleep. " Uh… Yusuke? This was supposed to be pretend."
" NO! NO! NO! " Yusuke sleep yelled.
" Anyway, a prince decided to come to try and wake her. Her- er- his name was Prince Charm Botan. "
" I, Prince Charm Botan, shall wake her up. I will go and kiss her now." Botan said.
" He ran up the tower, and knelt down beside her. Then he kissed her-"
" That's gross!"
" DO IT!"
"NO."
" YES."
" NOOOOO!"
" NOOOO!"
" YES!"
" Reverse psychology always works."
" Then he kissed her. After that she woke up."
" EWW! Botan germs!"
" Then they lived happily ever after, the end."
THE END
Ibble Ibble: Kurama! I'm not crazy!
Kurama: you just don't want to admit it! I am taking you to therapy!
Ibble Ibble: No, notthe therapist!
