Essence of Good and Evil: due to a minor incident, Ibble Ibble and Kurama will not be in for the next three chappies…

Yusuke: is this an omen?

Essence of Good and Evil: NO! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!

Sleeping Handsome

" Why me!" Yusuke asks.

" Because you questioned me!" Essence said.

" But-"

" NO!"

" Why do I have to play the part of a boy?" Botan asks.

" I felt like doing it."

" But-"

" NOOOO!"

" Fine."

" Get in your positions everyone! It starts now!"

Yusuke, Hiei, and Jin get on stage.

" Once upon a time, there was a birth in the kingdom of Blah."

" That's not how story go!" Jin said.

" That is how I will tell it!"

" I liked Ibble Ibble better, even if she is in the mental-" Hiei began.

" SHUSH! Now she was blessed with all sorts of gifts, except the one where she would fall asleep for one hundred years if she where to be pricked by a spinning wheel. "

" I order all spinning wheels to be destroyed!" Hiei said.

" All but one was destroyed. On her sixteenth birthday, she went up a tower and met an old woman."

" Hello old hag- I mean miss old hag." Yusuke said.

" I will teach you to spin, Princess dimwit." Genkai said harshly.

" Whatever." Yusuke said.

" She walked over there carefully." Essence said as Yusuke tripped. " Then she fell and pricked her finger on the needle."

" Can't reach needle…" Yusuke said. "Done."

" She fell asleep and slept for 100 years." Essence sees Yusuke on the floor really asleep. " Uh… Yusuke? This was supposed to be pretend."

" NO! NO! NO! " Yusuke sleep yelled.

" Anyway, a prince decided to come to try and wake her. Her- er- his name was Prince Charm Botan. "

" I, Prince Charm Botan, shall wake her up. I will go and kiss her now." Botan said.

" He ran up the tower, and knelt down beside her. Then he kissed her-"

" That's gross!"

" DO IT!"

"NO."

" YES."

" NOOOOO!"

" NOOOO!"

" YES!"

" Reverse psychology always works."

" Then he kissed her. After that she woke up."

" EWW! Botan germs!"

" Then they lived happily ever after, the end."

THE END

Ibble Ibble: Kurama! I'm not crazy!

Kurama: you just don't want to admit it! I am taking you to therapy!

Ibble Ibble: No, notthe therapist!