Essence: seems like Ibble Ibble could make it in to the next chappie… do you think that I own Yu Yu Hakusho? I don't! Kuwabara bashing is involved.
Kuwabara, the Ugly Person
Kuwabara ran into Essence because of his excitement. She slapped him, and stuck tape on his script, and then she attached it to his head over his face. She quickly walked over to the costume area to get the others.
" We're on in -1!" Essence yelled.
Hiei ran out of the costume half-dressed in a feathery tunic. He was wearing webbed shoes too. Yusuke and Botan ran out too in the same garb. Kuwabara was in a poncho with feathers and scuba flippers. Essence grabbed Ibble Ibble's floating script thing.
" Once upon a time, there was a family of people dressed in duck suits. The ugliest boy in the ugliest suit was always left out of everything."
" Can I play with you?" Kuwabara asked.
" Your suit makes me want to barf." Botan said.
" Can I play with you, Yusuke?"
" I would die from your ugliness."
" One day, the family went on a vacation to the swamp. They left Kuwabara there while he was sleeping the next day. He sprang to his feet after realizing what was going on."
" Guys! Where are you?"
" He ran to the swamp waters and lived for 5 years there, hoping for his family to return. After many years, he had gone from ugly to uglier. He was so ugly that it killed everything there, and he died from starvation."
" What!"
" Do you wish me to repeat it? I said 'He ran to the swamp waters and lived for 5 years there, hoping for his family to return. After many years, he had gone from ugly to uglier. He was so ugly that it killed everything there, and he died from starvation.' Got it?"
" That ain't how the story goes!" Botan yelled.
" 1: where did you get the southern accent, 2: that ain't how life goes!"
" So?" Yusuke replied.
Essence went over to Yusuke, and tackled him to the ground. He was thus wrapped in a straight jacket by Essence's author powers. Everyone got upset over this, so from afar the room looked like feathers, dust, and arm and legs. The door slammed open, and Ibble Ibble was there at the door next to Kurama. Ibble Ibble ran over to Essence, and shook her back to her senses.
" What the heck went on here?"
" Work, the usual."
" Oh, carry on."
" Ibble Ibble! I thought that we made a deal!" Kurama shouted.
" When was this?"
" At the institute!"
" What institute?" Ibble Ibble replied with a smirk.
" AAH!"
" Essence! That ain't how the story goes! Where did you learn childhood stories from?" Botan yelled.
" My sink."
" Okaay… and what about you Ibble Ibble?"
" I didn't learn very many, and from the floor at my pre-school!" She said with a smile.
" What! How did you pass kindergarten?"
" I used my head."
" And you Essence?"
" I'm ashamed to admit it, but I passed using my head…" Essence said with a pout/smile.
" Argh! You are driving me nuts!"
" That's kinda what I'm supposed to do. It's my job."
" Mine too."
" Can I get this suit off? Please?" Hiei pleaded.
" I didn't finish the story! His habitat was slowly destroyed by his corpse, thus causing more global warming. Eventually, the ozone layer left us, and killed us all. The End."
" Good! I'm rubbing off on you!"
" Not good." Hiei muttered.
The End
Hiei :Can someone help me get this off? Please? Anyone there!
