Ibble Ibble: Thanks to Essence of Good and Evil for letting me put you in, and thanks Mikobunny for helping me proofread.
Kuwabara and Yukina
Ibble Ibble was handing out the parts again, and she was instructing everyone into their costumes. Kurama, yet again a victim of cruel fate, was playing the part of the step-mom. Hiei was going to be the dad, and Yukina was going to be the girl. Kuwabara was going to be the boy.
"Once upon a time, there was a poor family that lived in the woods. They had so little, they sometimes couldn't eat. The parents got together one night, in their rooms." Ibble Ibble narrarated.
"Why don't we leave them in the woods tomorrow? Surely they both will starve before they reach anywhere." Kurama said in an extremely high voice.
"Sure, who cares?" Hiei said.
"STOP! Hiei, you're the loving father. You aren't supposed to let him- err, her do that to
Kuwa-sel and Yuki-tel!" Ibble Ibble yelled.
"So?" Hiei replied.
"Well," Ibble Ibble paused, "Well, what about Yukina. Do you want her to be stuck in the woods with him?"
"Fine, be that way. Don't do it." Hiei replied.
"Meanwhile, Kuwa-sel and Yuki-tel were hiding out in the hallway next to the door." Ibble Ibble said.
"Don't worry, my love-" Kuwabara began.
"Yuki-tel! Yuki-tel!" Ibble Ibble yelled.
"Do we have to do it the regular way?" Kuwabara whined.
"How else would we do it?"
"The happy way!" Yukina and Kuwabara cheered.
"WHAT!"
"By singing, we can portray the story!"
"I can't believe that she's your sister." Kurama whispered to Hiei.
"It was hard for me to believe that too." Hiei muttered back.
Kuwabara and Yukina started to dance. They danced to bed and sung the letter 'Z' all night. In the morning, Kurama and Hiei grabbed Kuwabara and Yukina and they took them to the woods. Yukina dropped cookies as they went along. Kurama swiftly ran off before they could do anything. Hiei was…um…
"HIEI!" Ibble Ibble yelled.
Hiei snored.
"Yukina, you were supposed to drop bread crumbs!" Ibble Ibble yelled.
"Cookies taste better!" Yukina snapped.
"Why couldn't you just break up the cookies then?"
"They wouldn't taste good then…"
"They aren't supposed to taste good!"
"Then how would the birdies come to eat them?"
Just then, vultures swoop down and pick up Kurama. They fly off with him, and thena vulture comes back and eats all the cookies. Everyone stared up.
"What just happened?" Hiei asked.
"That is when the author can't concentrate because of something walking on the keyboard… Or, I think the story just ended." Ibble Ibble said.
"That works!" Kuwabara sang off key.
"What will we do now?" Hiei asked.
"I know, for the next story, Hiei will narrarate." Ibble Ibble said.
Ibble Ibble: sorry, this chappie was short. I honestly didn't even know that Hansel and Gretel existed until 4th grade. It was hard writing what I didn't know…
