Well, because I've been asked to do this, I'm adding to this thing. Keep in mind, I've never read the Harry Potter books, so this should be pretty bad, which is the point after all. (I'll be checking the Harry Potter fic's to get names (Gruesome huh?) This chapter is dedicated to the really obnoxious crossover. And so we have an evil one-shot that wouldn't die. What else can I do to this thing.
Oh, and I'm feeling particularly evil today, so be warned. I'm actually going to make three muses. Three, three muses for the price of one. Fun for me anyway.
Me: So, any ideas today?
Tellos the scurvy thief: I could empty the palace coffers.
Me: Bad, bad, Tellos. It's not in the plot.
Tellos: Oh darn.(Or should I say curses, Nah, it's not Pirates of the Carribean or a bad silent movie, though it could be interesting to tie Sierra to the train tracks, but then this torture would end.). Hey does this thing actually have a plot?
Me: No comment
Lord Jori the obnoxious noble: You are too far beneath me to give you any ideas, peon.
Tellos: heh heh heh, nice purse you had.
Lord Jori: Hey give that back.
Tellos: make me, ow ow ow.
Lord Jori: that's what you get, jerk.
Me: Hey behave!
Tellos and Lord Jori: Butt out, peon.
Dorina the bad tempered Companion: snort.
Me: (shoving uncooperating muses back into the pit they came from) I guess I'll be doing this thing myself.
Chapter 2
Our heroine and her Lifebonded have settled into Haven, but all is not well. Harrys friends plot to save their friend from the evil Mary Sue (or at least nauseating, just about the same thing anyway)
Ha ha, just to be evil I'm ending this here. You will have to wait for the rest of chapter 2 (I'm sure you're just heartbroken about that)
