Note: This is supposed to be horrible, but hilarious. It was the effect I was going for when I started this thing.

Well Sierra seems to be collecting guys, as Mary Sues are usually based on the Author, is this really a bad thing? Hey wait, I do not have a tiny little mind, and I don't think I'm nauseating, at least I hope not. And the last time I checked I haven't ever been Chosen, I think I'd be the first one to know If that happened. Oh, and as far as I know I've never been married to a large naked elf. (Could have been interesting though)

This chapter is dedicated to all those who live for reviews "The I won't post another chapter unless I get 10 million reviews" I'd put that down, but I have the feeling that as evil as this is, people would stop reviewing in self defense. As it is all I can promise is that if you give an interesting review it will probably make it's way into the authors notes.

Chapter 3 (finally) But not Chapter 2 Anymore, So Now We Move On. But not org. Or Orc as the case may be. Posted as Chapter 6

The next morning our trio...er quartet trotted out to the baths, as our Mary Sue got to thinking that perhaps she had better start treating her men better. (I had a thought, should I have her pick up a man a chapter? Hmmm. Nah, I'm not that evil, at least until I talk myself into it) (The guy who dared me to post this thing mentioned a candidate for the job, but I'd have to think about it before I torture another poor innocent character, at least ones not in Mercedes' books.)

Sierra met up with her guys in the corridor outside the baths. She smiled to see them all, then turned walking to breakfast then her first class of the day. In History the four of them started gathering looks, though most of the other students had heard the strange story and knew who she was. (After all, how many elves, especially naked ones would you find in Valdemar?)

They all followed her to each of her classes (I won't bore you with the details, I'm not that evil). Then they all walked out to Companions field, she frowned as he looked through the field for Greggory. Where was he, she thought. She spent the next candlemark looking for him, her time with him almost over, she found him behind the stables.

:Oh Greggory: she sent running to his side.

He winced and hung his head as she hugged him.

:Oh sweety, I've missed you so much: she gushed as she hugged him harder.

:Even last night: he asked, luckily for him she had set her shields high and had blocked him out (I'm not that much of a sadist).

"Of course" she said confused.

He gave her a look wondering if there was something he had missed about his Chosen.

"We had so much fun last night, we...played scrabble" she said with a smile.

Silence :Oh, is that what you call it:

"Of course" she said confused.

(You know this is getting annoying, I think I'll be going on to the next scene or chapter whichever comes first and considering my short attention span...Oh, never mind)

I was going to have our quartet go to weapons practice, but I think I will wait until Legolas is wearing clothes, I don't think I need to go into my reasoning there, lets just say I'm not that evil. Besides after looking at the Authors rant on the bottom of the page, you'll see this is just a shameless plug for reviews. Which is after all as much of a point as this Chapter is going to have.

I think I will end here, but don't worry (Or jump for joy) I have the outlines of 2 more chapters ready to finish, as I've been doing it that way since I began this...well, I don't exactly know what to call it.

AR: (Author's rant) Or perhaps it should be ARGH: Well for PETE's sake. I was going to put some clothes on him this chapter, but as I am a contrary cuss and this chapter is dedicated to the person who craves reviews...All I'm going to say is if 9 more people review requesting clothes for Legolas, I'll do it.

You know "Clothes for Legolas" sounds like a cause. Besides you can't get blood out of a turnip. A million dollars? Get real. Oh, and while we are on the topic of litigation,it occurred to me last night, I've added alot of characters to our cast that Mercedes doesn't own, well I don't either. So there.

(You just have to know, I was just waiting for someone to respond to that little bit, thanks for biting)