Oh my God! I just dreamed a Harry Potter fic this morning, Agrhhhh. It's eating my brain. I'm sure you really wanted to know that. OK, I've gotten myself under control now. Besides, as I didn't write the thing down it's fading away as we speak. You should be thanking me for that.
I just had a thought. Why hasn't anyone reviewed me asking why her mother was trying to marry Sierra off to the hapless Lord Gerdley when she was already married to a large naked elf? I mean, what a large gaping plot hole! Not that this thing has a plot anyway. (I've actually left that just to see if anyone would notice. I'm just evil that way)
Oh, and for your reading enjoyment, I dedicated this chapter to the grossly OOC, so every character (From the books) will be acting very strangely, perhaps it's something in the water, or a curse. Yeah that's it, The Curse of the Evil Fanfic. Hey that sounds like a good name for a sequel.
Chapter 4 I Bet You are Totally Shocked and Dismayed That I've Actually Advanced this Thing. Posted as Chapter 7. Or is it 8? I get Confused, no it's 7
The next Morning, ah, sorry to censor (Though with Sierra, perhaps you are having more fun imagining than if I actually described the scene) Just think about it ...or not. After all I have no control on what you do in your free time.
You know, I'm starting to wonder if I should be bringing in Jerry Springer here. But no, the guys are getting along too well, except Neo. (Hey I like him so, no getting along with the other guys for him).
As for the others Harry is a little young for me and Legolas, he's OK, but If I went gaga over him I wouldn't have been parading him around naked (I'd be keeping the image for myself). As for Neo, he's keeping his clothes, if I did to him what I did to Legolas, I'd be too busy drooling at the mental image to write. Hey, I like his...eyes. I'm guessing this is more than you wanted to know, so I move on to the next scene.
As our quartet walks down the corridor they come to a door, light appeared to be leaking through the edges of it and Sierra frowned slightly, feeling what she assumed must be magic (After all a totally untrained mage is always ready to handle strong magics and we may very well guess that this is the Heartstone (You have to know I'm Kidding, Right?), something that as a Mary Sue that she is well qualified to deal with)
She pushed the door open to the sight of Elspeth, Darkwind and Firesong standing in a circle around the heartstone.(Yeah, yeah I know Firesong's not actually supposed to be there, but as he's heard of our Mary Sue, he just had to come and teach her. Perhaps she'll be the next Vanyel) Never mind that she's just arrived. I think it's well established this thing makes no sense whatsoever.
(Oh, I'm wondering if you can guess where this is going as this is the grossly OOC chapter, I'll give you a hint (Shayach, not shayach etc. Another man in her harem at least for this chapter)) You've gotta know, I'm holding my hand over my mouth. Whether in horror or illness I haven't yet decided.
Sierra stepped in trailed by her men, A little crowded I know, but an interesting mental image you've got to admit. Sierra, Elspeth, Darkwind, Firesong, a naked elf, Harry and Neo crowed into one small room, with the Heartstone.
If you see no point to this exercise, you are not alone. Perhaps I should just move on to the next chapter and spare you the thought of Firesong and Sierra and Harry and Neo and the Naked elf. Yeah, I'd just better do that.
PS: Petey Honey, Sure have the cookies if you wish as they are tasteless, not unlike this fic. But I still reserve the right to keep Legolas naked. PPS: (Or perhaps PMS)It's a little hard to trash something the author keeps trashing herself. Like I give a Rip.
