Haven: SG-1

I couldn't stand that Vetch won. Plus, he looks like a Goa'uld, he sounds like a Goa'uld, he acts like a Goa'uld, he has what appears to be Goa'uld technology. So, I wrote a crossover where he is a Goa'uld.

Disclaimer: This just in! All Or None is not dead! (takes note from person.) This just in! All Or None does not own Haven: Call of the King, Stargate: SG-1 or any of the characters form it!


Chapter One: What now?

/Chess, I would look the other way. This could be messy,\ said Vetch.

"Wait!" Chess called. "We had a deal! You said you wouldn't kill him. Anyway, what use is he dead?"

/Oh it doesn't matter if he's dead! He just needs to be here! Well, most of him anyways.\

"NO!" Chess yelled, throwing herself in front of Haven. "You MONSTER!"

/And you were showing so much promise, too,\ said Vetch, firing a hand device blast at Chess. /Well, I would hate to keep you two apart, so you can die together!\ The nearby ring began to spin and lights came on. Vetch had, of course, noticed the probe near it when he'd returned, but hadn't given it much thought. /What now?\

The ring made a magnificent show of an explosion outward that then retracted back in, resulting in what looked like a pool of water.

Four people wearing green came through. One women, one man wearing glasses, one black man, and one man with gray hair.

/SG-1! I should have known that probe was a prophecy of your arrival!\

"Well that gives you an advantage over us," said the man with gray hair. "You know who we are."

/I am Vetch! Ruler of the known universe! Bow, before your god!\

"Vetch. I've heard that name before," said the man with glasses. "Legend has it his people would die without him watching over them."


Jack noticed the young man and his friend. They appeared to be at the mercy of the Goa'uld who was calling himself Vetch. Maybe if he could keep Vetch busy long enough, they could escape.

"Vetch huh? Isn't that a plant?" he said without really thinking about it. "Oh boy," he said as he realized that he'd just gotten the Goa'uld angry.

The two humans seemed to be sneaking away.

/I have more important matters to attend to at the moment! I will kill you for your insolence after I have killed Haven and his… WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?\ said Vetch, as he noticed that the two humans had vanished. /Find them!\ he yelled. /It seems we've had a slight change in plans. I will kill you first!\

"So, uhh, what now?" said Jack.


Oh boy. Wonder what happens next. Where did Haven and Chess go? I know how SG-1 gets out of this. Do you?

In case those of you who have played Haven: Call of the King haven't noticed, this isn't quite at the end. It's right after Lavacore Wastes (The Catana refinery.) So no, Haven does not have the Black Diamonds. They may well find their way into this story, but not straight away. (If I can figure out what they do.)