Crazy, Perverted Writings that a friend and I wrote together...
Disclaimer: all characters belong to their respective owners, yadayada blahblahblah. Basically, I don't own and of the characters mentioned in these stories. Yu-Yu-Hakusho © whoever wrote it, I dunno. Digimon © Bandai, Toei Animation. DarkStalkers © CAPCOM co., ltd.
Story One- PMS and Brotherly Love.
Morrigan Aensland the succubus walked up to Demitri Maximov the vampire. "Hey, guess what!" said the succubus with a devious smile on her face.
"What?" replied the vampire sarcastically.
"It's that time of the month for me!" Morrigan stated, grinning suggestively.
Demitri twitched his nose, desperately trying to suppress his vampiric instincts.
Elsewhere...
"SIT, boy!" shouted Kagome, sitting Inuyasha for the millionth time.
"Dammit, woman, don't come her when your PMPing!" shouted the half demon.
"It's PMSing, you idiot!" Kagome shouted back. Inuyasha ran off before she could say the dreaded 's'-word again.
It was then that he ran in to Sesshoumaru.
"Prepare to die, Inuyasha." said Fluffy-sama.
"Sesshy, what do you do when someone's PMSing?" Asked Inu.
"... You kill them." replied Sesshoumaru, not quite understanding what his half brother was talking about.
"Sesshy, will you kill Kagome then?" asked Inu, putting on his best puppy-face.
"Why not..." muttered Sesshoumaru.
"I love you big bro!" Inuyasha said before clinging to Sesshy's leg.
Shippou was walking with Kagome around Kaede's village. As they passed by a vacant house, they heard the sounds of slurping and moaning (remember Morrigan and Demitri?)
Shippou fell over in surprise. "WTF?" he exclaimed. "I don't get it!" he cried to Kagome.
"Don't worry, Shippou-chan... I'll show you..." replied Kagome.
"Kagome? W-why are you looking at me like that?" said the young kitsune nervously.
Miroku came up, and grabbed Sesshy's ass by mistake because he mistook Fluffy-sama for a girl! Sesshy turned around, and with ice in his voice, said " Now you will perish. Only one person can touch my ass." Miroku touched the fluffy-thing on Sesshy's shoulder.
"IRON REAPER, SOUL STEALER! That's MY fluffy-thing, bitch!" screamed Inu.
Meanwhile...
Shippou was running from Kagome. His fear spurred him onwards. "Put your f---ing clothes back on, you pedophiliacbitch!" shouted Shippou.
Inu curled up around Sesshy. "You'll protect me while I sleep, right, brother?"
"Whatever, half-breed."
"I love you, bro!" said Inu before falling into a peaceful slumber.
"Yeah, yeah..." muttered Sesshou.
"This is too weird..." said Miroku.
Demitri emerged from the vacant house, wiping blood off of his mouth. Morrigan followed en suite, and stepped outside with no apparent bite wounds on her anywhere. "..." was all she said.
"SOMEONE F---ING HELP ME!" screamed Shippou, as Kagome caught him...
Suddenly, Sesshy and Inu appeared. "You sick woman, leave poor Shippou-chan alone!" cried Inuyasha. "Sesshy, go kill her for me!"
"Why not?" sighed Sesshoumaru. He then proceeded to unsheathe Tokijin. "Die." he said as he sliced Kagome in two (missing Shippou, thank goodness). Naraku cheered.
"Where the hell are we?" mutters Demitri.
"This is not hell... It's worse..." Morrigan says. And Inuyasha fell asleep one more!
Well, there you have it, folks! Perhaps the most perverted thing I have ever helped to write! If you're not too emotionally and mentally disturbed, please review!
