As I seem to be turning into quite the little Necromancer here (Raising the dead and all) I've decided to dedicate this chapter to all the Velgarth characters past. I'm dragging them out of the Havens. After all, if I'm going to profane Misty's works why not go all the way?
AN: Oh, and Petey Honey, He could lose them at any time, besides how do you know the check is good, after all for a long time he had no pockets. Think about it.
Oh, and as my pockets are empty good luck trying to collect (Evil snickering, exactly how does one go about snickering anyway? Is there an art to it, or is it an inane (spelling intended) ability?)
Chapter 6 Bring out Yer Dead (I don't own the line Monty Python does) Posted as
Chapter 9
The next morning (Once again it's another day), a strange fog rose from the crevices in the stones of the city. The smell was indescribable (Hey I like that word, I think I will stick it in five more times, just for the heck of it). Coughing and holding their shirts to their mouths a small crowd of people tried to see the queen to complain about the lack of sanitation, but as we know that wasn't the real cause of the city's troubles.
The guard turned them back and the Queen sent for our resident Mary Sue (The totally untrained Mage, Bard, Mindspeaker, Fetcher, firestarter (Though if the cloud is what we think that it is, it might not go over well, the effect would be indescribable (#1)) and if we remember more, you have what we need)
Now if you must know, considering the Indescribable(#2) smell, there was no breakfast today. The effect would be similar to an enforced stay in a small room at the Mary Sue Convention (It's why they give hazard pay to the staff at the convention hall on those occasions)
Before our Mary Sue could arrive, the cloud blew away and the crowd drew a quick breath of relief. It was a relief that didn't last long.
As they turned to look at their neighbors, some of the more observant people noticed that the crowd was a little larger than it had been a moment before.(We may guess this was happening all over the city)
(You know, I'm guessing the smell is not unlike the quality of this fic, I've actually had someone mention it was Indescribable (#3) or something along those lines)
Now the new members of our party here were a little strange as you may guess, being dressed in costumes from various ages in Velgarth history, also the looks on their faces were Indescribable (#4), as you must imagine (How would you feel if you were dragged from the Havens and dumped into the middle of Haven)
AN: Sorry couldn't resist, I'll try to be good, the operative word being try, Oh if you are tired of Indescribables (#5) well, I just used the last one up. Oh Darn, woe is me etc.
One of the crowd at the palace seemed to be better prepared for this weird turn of events as he had been residing in a forest to the north for some time before finally getting to the big forest in the sky. (OK Kiddies do we all know this is?)
He frowned and looked around, this wasn't quite what he had been expecting when he signed up for the long haul. (But then who could predict a crazed fanfic writer with too much time on her hands, Oh did you know there's actually a website called I'm bored out of my mind? If you don't believe me, check it out with google)
He walked up to the guards, guarding the door to the palace and paused for a second.
Then another second, and another, the thought just occurred to him, where was Yfandes and Vanyel (Ha Ha, I bet you thought this was Vanyel)
He used his gift to talk the guards into letting him in to see the queen, as Elspeth and Darkwind were there, they recognized him instantly.
"Stefan?" Elspeth asked uncertainly.
"Yes" he said looking at the others in the room, he frowned when he came to Sierra and her men. What the heck? He thought to himself.
He shook his head, and turned back to the Queen "Your highness?" he asked uncertainly. (You know it just occurred to me, do they actually call their Queen this? I think I'd better check. When you think about it, who was the fool that came up with that term Highness anyway? What the heck is that supposed to mean, the image that comes to mind is the nose of a stuck up noble)
"Yes, I am she" Selenay said. (Hey where's her sidekick?)
He looked at her a moment before asking "What am I doing here?"
Neo spoke out "What are any of us doing here?"
Legolas shrugged "I'm not sure, One minute I was happily in Middle Earth minding my own business when suddenly I was here, and married"
"Where's Middle Earth?" Elspeth asked, curious.
"I'm not sure" Legolas said. "But I do know it's not here."
(This inane dialog went on for some time before I became bored and a little alarmed as they started to come dangerously close to discovering my existence. As I enjoy living I've decided to go on to the next chapter)
AN: You know if you insist on this insane or should I say inane campaign, I'll give you the death of a thousand puns (the horror...)
