I've had a great...or... er evil idea. A dedication to the totally bizarre song fic. And to add to the nausea a stupid poem (I hate to admit it , but I've written the thing months ago and now I'm cleaning the fanfic closet) I was going to use Eminems Cleaning out My Closet, but looking at the lyrics, I'm too lazy to replace certain words, could have been funny though.
Oh, I thought of using the Barney- I Love You song, but as I loath Barney and wish not to promote anything to do with him, you are spared. (Another thought occurred to me (Evil grin), Eminem and Barney doing a duet, what to name it? I Love You, You Hate Me, Stupid (Expletive as this Expletive site won't let me Expletive put the weird symbols for an expletive) Little Druggie)
Gratuitous Poem
Einey Meenie miney moe
Catch a Herald
Take him home
Fifty times
Each day I say
To his Companion
Have some hay
I was looking through my CD's for something strange and I found one on the music of Iraq, the thought occurred to me that perhaps that would work, but when I looked to check out the lyrics, they were written in Japanese (At least I thought they were the lyrics, I could be wrong as I can't read Japanese).
I was looking at some Irish music, but it was too pretty and actually would have worked great for a nice fic (Not quite the effect I'm looking for) Shee-at, unfortunately my taste in music is too good for this thing. (Shameless plug for my taste in music)
Chapter 7 Silly Sappy Songs and Dumb Poetry Posted as chapter 10
As I seem to have no luck finding a song, I shall write my own. My inspiration is Ch 5, The Name is (The Mary Sue Mojo)—It's sung to the music of Black Magic Woman.
It's the Mary Sue Mojo
It's the Mary Sue Mojo
A little Mary Sue Mojo
And It's getting the dinner outta me
(Guitar music, lasts a little while)
(Still more guitar music)
(More guitar music)
(Are still reading this?)
(If so, you must be)
(More bored)
(Than I am)
She's got the Mary Sue Mojo
She's getting the best out of Kero
She's making us ill
OK, that's enough, this is making me ill.
Just be glad this site doesn't support sound or I'd be evil enough to make you listen to me sing this. Nope, that would be too embarrassing. I'm just glad nobody knows my real name. Except for my family of course and a few people I told about this thing, Mostly they were wondering what I was laughing my head off about. I do work on this in public if you can believe it.
Oh, for one moment in my life I did sing a song the way it was intended, perfect pitch, the extra little stuff that singers add to make it sound like they know what they are doing, the works really. But alas, it didn't last long, I was so shocked I stopped singing and haven't been able to do it since (I think it was the instance of the monkeys who write Shakespeare, if enough morons (Meaning me) out there do it long enough, someone gets it right)
And now we end this Chapter on the note of me calling myself a moron. I'm sure there are other people out there that would agree. Be warned though, if I could do that to myself (calling myself a moron and posting it where millions of people could read it) what could I do to ...(Perhaps I rate myself too highly, why would millions of people bother to read this crap anyway)
Well,
I have chapters 9 and 10 finished and waiting, but not 8. This seems to
be the kind of thing I can skip around in and not lose anything. I
wonder why? Hmmm...
