Miss petty rep, I hope they don't have you working on the legal documents, where did it say Lego las isn't an elf? He just isn't the elf you've been working with. "It wasn't me" as he said.

I've been amusing myself for some time at what spell check does to the names of Valdemar and so we come to this chapters dedication, an ode to spell check. I will run it over the whole thing when I am done and you get to guess who is who. The only clue I give is that names are underlined.

Chapter 11 What the Heck are you Called Anyway? Posted as Chapter 14

Sierra walked to her next class, for once she wasn't trailed by the men, Neon and Lego las were at the Salle and Harry, well, Harry was busy working on his crack spell.

She sighed, she hadn't had much time with Greggory lately. Actually ever since she had arrived at Haven. If she didn't know better, she'd think he'd been avoiding her, but that wasn't possible. Was it? No, she decided, it was just bad luck (You have to know, I have some severe Greggory torture planned in a coming chapter. But don't blame me, it was sort of by request)

Danyelle, Stephen and Glandes walked together through Companions field. They noticed the Sierra walking quickly through that corner of the field.

"Who's that?" Danyelle asked.

"I'm not sure, I saw her with the Queen the day that we came back to life" Stephen said.

Glandes snorted :I pity Greggory, but he Choose her:

Selena sat back at the table and looked over to Daren. He smiled at her and took a sip of his wine.

"So, how are Dark wind and Elspeth doing in Ardor's?" he asked.

(You have to know I'm going to try to stick as many names as I can in this thing)

A knock on the door, brought that conversation to an end and both of them looked up to see another man walk in the door.

Selena smiled and said "Kris, It's great to see you well."

He smiled and nodded "I wanted to ask you about a trainee."

"Who would that be?" Selena asked.

"I don't know her name, but she has three strange men following her around, one isn't human" he said shaking his head.

"Oh, that would be Sierra, she's new and has almost as many talents as Danyelle Ashkenazim. "

"Is that possible?" Kris asked.

"She's a Mary Sue" Selena said as if that explained it.

"Oh, it all makes sense now" was all Kris said.

Kerouac sat in the Salle brooding, the Mary Sue is going down she thought to herself, it was too dangerous to Valdemar to have one of those here.

:I'm with you as long as you don't kill her, we have to think about Greggory: Villainy sent to her.

Kerouac smiled and made her plans.

Alberich sat back in his rooms (That's it, I just wanted to get his name in here too).

Skiff climbed the roof of the palace as he did from time to time to keep in practice.

Talia walked beside Role during one of the few free times she had, Dirk and Aphrodite followed along behind.

(Does it seem just plain wrong to you that spell check changes all these names, but it doesn't touch Mary Sue)

Mandrake flew high over the palace, an intruder? heh heh, this is going to be fun, he thought as he began his dive.

Skiff shouted in surprise as something plucked him off the roof, he hadn't even seen it coming, what ever it was.

(And no, no character of the books has been harmed in the writing of this story, at least physically. So Skiff lives)

Falcons bane sat drooling in the corner of the pub (Hey you have to work with what you have, his soul and mind were destroyed)

Ur tho stood on the wall of the city, looking off into the distance, it had been so long since he had been in this mortal world. He sighed and turned back to retrace his steps.

An car lurked in the shadows, he was still confused about how he had ended up here, but he wasn't complaining from what he could remember he had been in a bad place.

Tarmac and Kathryne walked side by side down the winding city street, they still hadn't found Chryste's husband yet.

Amber drake sighed, this place was very strange. And he still wasn't sure how he had come to be here, he thought he had been dead. He was almost certain of that fact.

Danyelle had kept his eyes open for his aunt Sail but of course we know he wouldn't find her and I believe that the Companions were still interested in keeping their secrets.

Sundanese sat quietly in his rooms reading, Selena had asked him to help discover what had been causing the events of the last few days.

Leaven walked besides his lifebonded and Companion.(Thought I'd write her name? Well I forgot it and I'm too lazy to check just now. Besides it's probably one of the books still in storage)

Oh, just to be evil. I'm letting you in on a secret, when I finally end this thing I'm planning to do something truly evil to Sierra. But you'll just have to wait and see, I'll give you a clue. I've discovered the source of the Mary Sue Mojo. But who knows how many chapters you'll have to wade through before you get to it.(Evil Laughter)