Hey People!

Isn't it time we have another party? I mean the last party we went to in Brooklyn was something we just had to go to because well, we didn't want to waste our time watching nickelodeon with our younger siblings. The birthday girl might have been an avant-garde filmmaker but parties are not her thing, there wasn't even a theme! Luckily an aftershave commercial model we all know and hate, sort of, saved the day with the hottest sound-system in New York and daddy's most expensive Cristal.

Now to the things worth discussing:

Have you heard of the new lead singer of Symptom? He's even hotter than that last season Flow and even more gifted than D, which is saying a lot, since he did get published in the New Yorker. The Raves better watch out there's a new band in town who'll sweep all those in love with them if they're not on their guard. News is the band just checked into the Tribeca Star Hotel. You guys know what that means. Time to give our pal C a little visit.

You know you love me,

Gossip Girl

I need a new hairstyle, and new nails and a new life. Time to break out Daddy's credit card. Blair thought as she looked at her face in the mirror. Her life has been shit lately. Starting with her parents getting a divorce, her dad turning gay, her mother marrying a fat loser, she almost got rejected by Yale, and the newest drama that added to her life would be the fact that her boyfriend just cheated on her with her best friend, again. I should have dumped him long time ago. Fuck! I look like shit!


Her hair that was pixie cut a few months ago now hung at the base of her neck, it looked droopy and lifeless. Her little sister Yale, was screaming her little heart out for some attention. Any other time Blair would have been the first to run out there and comfort her but not today, not when she's still feeling sorry for herself. She walked into her bathroom after deciding that she deserved a fucking shopping spree after all the shit she just went through. She put on some old Juicy Sweats and hailed a cab to Barney's. Maybe it's a bit predictable that a spoiled girl with a trust fund large enough to ensure that her grandkids, grandkids can still live her life would do some retail therapy after a having a bad day but you know what, it works.

Everyone in the whole store knew who she was and the size of her bank account, she never had a problem in getting anyone to help her, today was different though. Her personal shopper was fucking talking to someone else, someone with fugly bangs, ugly discount clothes, and big boobs. It was that stupid freshman that Serena's always seen patronizing with, Ginny or something. She glared at her even though Jenny didn't noticed and walked towards the shoe department. Who the fuck does she think she is? Some stupid freshman from the west side, some poser Serena wannabe. Didn't Nate date her ass for a few months? First she takes my boyfriend, then my best friend, now my personal shopper; she messed with the wrong Eastsider on the wrong day. In her head Blair was making some complicated movie where she becomes the Queen of the scene and Serena becomes the sidekick and Nate pledges his undying love to her but she stomped on his heart and that Ginny girl got run over a truck along with her stupid ugly cronies.

After buying new Pucci flats, Marc Jacobs shoes, and a Christian Louboutin espadrilles she decided that she needed new jeans, and tops, shirts, dresses, skirts and purses. She passed by a Missoni robe and decided she wanted it. She passed by the purse section and decided she wanted the Marc Jacobs purse (actually about 3 of them) and that sold out Cram tote that somehow she just wanted that they had one just like that for Blair Waldorf, what a Waldorf wants a Waldorf gets especially if she just so happens to have a purse full of money with her. She bought 2 pairs of sevens, 2 pairs of Joe's Jeans, and 3 pairs of Citizens of Humanity just because she liked the way the pants looked. 3 Diane von Furstenberg skirts, 3 $150 tops, and a hot Joie skirt. Finally after an hour of shopping she thought that she had enough. Maybe she'll hit Bendel's tomorrow, then Bloomingdales. Blair had a heart so she went down to the baby department and had a little shopping spree for Yale too. Getting her little sweats, hundred dollar jeans, cashmere backpacks, matching missoni robes and sold out things that she somehow got, and shirts that matched with Blair, little things that Yale really didn't need but would look absolutely darling on her.

She had the store send her purchases to her house while she made a few more stops for the day, including a spa and facial at one of New York's most expensive and hardest to get into Salon. When Blair got home that evening she was in a terrific mood, fuck she was in such a great mood that she even kissed Cyrus' cheek and tousled Tyler's hair and actually didn't complain about the stench in Aaron's room. Everyone stared at her once she sat down in the dinner table.

"What?" - She asked as she grabbed some of the California Roll in front of her. She called her mom earlier telling her that she'll provide for dinner and got sushi delivered from a restaurant that never delivers and you had to have a reservation, preferably 2 months before the day, usually, you never got in if you were an ordinary person.

"Okay, spit it out, who are you and what you done to my sister?" - Aaron asked.

"Ha! Ha!" - She laughed sarcastically. "You're hilarious. I'm just in a great mood!"

"Obviously." - Tyler replied.

"So.. Blair I received a call today from my accountant, you had a little excursion with your credit card..." - Her mother started off not wanting to voice out just exactly how much Blair spent.

"That reminds me!" - Blair said as she vanished for a few minutes and came back with a bag. "These are for you mom."

This bag was her get out of jail card, she didn't want to get in that much trouble so she actually bought her family something, a lot of something's actually.

She bought her mom a couple of dresses and a matching one with Yale. She didn't want to use her little sister but if that meant she could keep her new thousand dollar shoes she was going to do anything. Then she handed Cyrus, Aaron and Tyler their things.

Her mother forgot all about the lecture she was going to give and beamed at her daughter liking this new attitude very, very much. After dinner they actually had a little family bonding time and watched a movie, for the first time ever Blair actually spent time with Cyrus without barfing her dinner, he might even be tolerable, she thought, or that could have just been wine talking.

The next day Blair woke up feeling better and less crappier, it was Friday and only one more day of school. Hmm, first step, rule the scene again and pretend Serena isn't perfect.

That can't be that hard can it?

Hey People!

The weekend's coming up! There's a new club and band in town! Time to do something crazy and fun!

Your Email:


Dear GG

So is that N guy single or not? I saw him at this pizza place and he was totally flirting with this one girl. If he is single... I really want to jump him!

Rawr

Dear Rawr

Keep your paws on for a second! Even if he was single he won't be for long!

GG

Dear GossipG

I heard that B bought like half of Barney's when she went shopping, she went totally shopping crazy and bought like ten pairs of shoes!

ShopGirl

Dear Shop Girl

I don't doubt that she would buy ten pairs of shoes, I mean the more the merrier! I think you're a little jealous. Don't worry, your time will come when you can buy what you wish with Daddy's credit card.

GG

Sightings

B walking out of Barney's followed by an army of attendants. S and N having a long talk in her balcony and smoking. J looking wistfully at S's window. Crossing over to the stalker side?

You know you love me,

Gossip Girl

A/N: Holy crap! I didn't realize it until CMaca reviewed that the first chapter somehow got well turned into the second one! I didn't even notice. Sorry!