Title: Attack Of The Jamies
Author: Dru
Fandom: X-Men: Evolution
Pairing: None
Summary: A Jamie fic! Well ok as I read what I wrote make that more of a New Recruits talking about Jamie fic.
Archive: If you want it. Just let me know!
Rating: K
Parts: 1/1
Status: Complete
Spoilers: None
Series/Sequel: Nope
Disclaimer:I do not own Jamie, X-men Evolution, or anyone!
Authors notes & Warnings: Just the average Jamie/New Recruits type fic. IE crazy chaos and rampant copies! Warning for being insanely short and silly! And for a bit of New Recruit torture. But I torture because I love! Really!


"You do it!" Amara hissed.

"No way! You do it!" Sam whispered back.

"I'm I princess I don't have to do it! Roberto! You do it!"

"Oh no no no! Do I look stupid to you! I'm not doing it! Let Rahne do it! He likes her!" He hissed sharply.

"Ach no way! I may be brave but I'm no' stupid! I'm no' goin' in there!" She said shaking her head.

"Outta the way you chickens I'll do it!" Tabitha hissed pushing her way to the front of the group and slowly cracked the door open a hair and pressed her ear to it listening.

The others held their breath watching as Tabitha listened in on what must be their certain doom. Jamie. Jamie in the living room. Jamie in the living room plotting something with his copies. They suppressed shudders as they thought of what that could mean for all of them.

Tabitha eased the door back closed and backed away looking worried.

"Well! What did you hear!" Ray asked having trouble keeping his voice down.

"Jamie. Make that lots of Jamies. They're... plotting something. I couldn't hear quite what it was but it's bad. Oh god I know it's bad!" Tabitha hugged her self looking pale.

"What! How do you know it's bad? What did you hear!" Jubilee asked wide eyed.

Tabitha gulped. "Giggling. Evil giggling. I-I gotta uh just remembered I have a Danger Room session! Bye! I'll pray for your souls!" She told them taking off.

"Oh come on! This is Jamie we're talking about! The squirt! How bad could it be?" Bobby hissed to the remaining group.

"I don't know Icecube. How bad do you think it could be?" Jamie asked.

Slowly all as one they turned to see the living room doors open and a army of Jamies grinning evilly at them.

They stared. They blinked. They rubbed their eyes then stared again. Then Bobby screamed the one thing they were all thinking. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Every man for him self! Ice powered mutants first!" Well ok except for the ice powered mutants part.

They all took off in every direction as Jamie cackled and yelled. "After them! After them my pretties! Kill! Kill kill kill! Bring down my vengeance upon their heads! Bwahahahahahaha!"

The screams echoed all over the school.

"ARGH! No! Not that! Not Kitty's cooking! Oh god please no! Anything but that!"

"Noooo! Not the whipped cream!"

"YUCK! Are they throwing spinach!"

"My hair! My hair! Oh god what did they do to my hair!"

"No! Help! Oh God! They're dancing again! They're dancing again! Why are they dancing again!"

"They have water guns! THEY HAVE WATER GUNS!"

"Mercy! Oh please God have mercy!"

"Medic!"

"AHHH! No! Mommy!"

Jamie crossed his arms over his chest and grinned watching his clones chase down other other students like lions taking down gazelles on the plains, and inflicting his revenge for him. "It's good to be me. NO ONE cuts Multiple out of things and lives to tell about it!"

The End