Kage Sannin: Oh yeah! It's my first Eyeshield 21 fanfiction!
Kage Sannin: (fires several missiles in a Hiruma-esqe fashion)
Seto and Itachi: ...
Kage Sannin: (hugs Seto)
Kage Sannin: WE MUST CELEBRATE!
Seto: Don't do that...
Kage Sannin: This particular fanfiction is one of the weirder ideas I've had.
Itachi: That's even possible?
Kage Sannin: (vein mark)
Kage Sannin: As usual I apologize for any ooc-ness in my fanfiction, now lets have the two stars say the disclaimer!
(Shin and Hiruma appear)
Hiruma: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NEE-SAN!
Shin: You have a nee-san?
Hiruma: Don't ask...
Kage Sannin: Say the disclaimer now!
Shin and Hiruma:
Kage Sannin (Fucking nee-san) does not own Eyeshield 21 or any of it's characters.
Everyone: ...
Itachi: That's got to be the plainest disclaimer you've ever written.
Kage Sannin: (shrugs)
Kage Sannin: I'll think up a better one next time.
Kage Sannin: So here's the first chapter of a white knight's master plan for romance!
Step 1: Realization
"Shin. Shin? SHIN!" Shin looked up at Sakuraba who was giving him a weird look. "I've been calling you for five minutes already, what's up?" Shin shook his head and said "it's nothing." Shin was both annoyed and confused. Not a good combination. One might ask what the heck could possibly annoy or confuse the famous Shin of the Oujou White Knights, who was prided on for his intelligence and cold demeanor. Well, recently he had started thinking about a certain insane quarter back. A LOT. How much is a lot? Well...
Flash Back:
"Shin was dressing in the morning when he suddenly heard Hiruma's voice in his head. He froze for several seconds, blinked, and went on dressing."
Another Flash Back:
"Shin is doing his mornings laps when he finds himself thinking about the angry face, he saw on Hiruma. He again froze and blinked several times before resuming his normal activities."
Well, at least that how it started out several weeks ago, but from then on it had started to get steadily worse. Shin found himself thinking about Hiruma during every passing moment. His face, his laugh, the way he walked, the way he talked, EVERYTHING! It was starting to get so bad that he couldn't hide it any more. It was starting to worry Shin. "I think I might be sick." thought Shin, as he headed for the locker room to change for team practice. "But wait," he thought. "I don't get sick."
"What is wrong with me?" Shin sighed as he took his place on the field. As he stood lost in thought his teammates stared at him. Ootawara stared and said "Oi Sakuraba what's up with Shin?" Sakuraba shugged and said "dunno, he's been like this for weeks." They all continued to stare as Shin got into position absentmindedly still lost in thought. Gunpei walked out onto the field and yelled "Alright, it's time for drills!" Sakuraba raised his hand and said "Umm the spring tournament is over, and summer vacation hasn't even started, so shouldn't we...?" "That's exactly the kind of thinking that makes losers!" shouted Gunpei. Sakuraba flinched along with several of the other team members, as Gunpei continued shouting "with an attitude like that, it's no wonder a team like the Deimon Devil Bats scored against us!" With the mention of the Devil Bats Shin looked up, as his mind wandered again to Hiruma. "ALRIGHT!" yelled Gunpei, getting everyone's attention. He looked to see that everyone was in place and blew the whistle.
Everyone started running along with Shin. "Why do I keep thinking about him?" thought Shin. Unfortunately, Shin was so lost in thought that he hadn't noticed that Takami had thrown the ball to him. And so- "HEY SHIN!"- it hit him straight in the face. Every single person on the field froze in shock. Shin had never missed a catch in practice before, much less have the ball hit him in the face. They all stared in disbelief as the ball slowly fell off of his face, which had lost some of his usual deadpan expression revealing a similar state of shock as his teammates. "Okay..." said Sakuraba, "Now I'm starting to get worried." "You're not the only one." said Takami, scrutinizing Shin. And he was right because even Gunpei looked worried as he approached the now frozen Shin and said "are you alright son? You've not been yourself lately." Shin shook his head and said "I'm fine." Gunpei continued to look at him and said "I think you should skip practice today and go home and rest." Shin looked up and said "I'm fine, I can continue to play-" Gunpei shook his head and said "I insist." So with that being said Shin silently took off his helmet and left the field without a word.
As he headed for home he thought "maybe I really am sick." While opening the door to his house, his thoughts again drifted off to the psychopathic blond. He shook his head to try and clear his head of those thoughts, and thought "maybe a good night's rest will put a stop to all this."
Shin woke up with a start. That proved it. He was sweating hard and breathing with extreme difficulty. "I really am sick!" he thought with a flushed face, as he recalled the dream he just had. Because if dreaming about doing lewd things to a very cute and very naked Hiruma wasn't enough to prove that he was sick, nothing would. Shin thus threw on his clothes as quickly as possible and made an immediate appointment with the doctor's office.
"Alright," said the Doctor looking bored. "What's the problem here." Shin said with the usual deadpan expression on his face. "I think I'm seriously ill." The doctor calmly took out a note pad and a pen and said with an equally bored tone, "please describe some of your symptoms." Shin then said, "I've been continually thinking about a person I know." The doctor scribbled down some notes and said "go on." Shin continued saying "I've been very distracted," "uh huh," "I've been unable to think about anything else," "uh huh" "I very recently had a dream about this person," "uh huh" "Also I feel very strange whenever I see or think about this person." The doctor calmly looked at him and said "describe the feeling you get." Shin thought about it for several seconds and said "it's a sensation in my chest, a sort of warm feeling that makes me feel slightly light headed." The doctor continued scribbling on his notepad and said "uh huh." The doctor then said "tell me exactly when this started."
Flash Back:
"Shin was running his morning lap as usual, when he saw Hiruma in his path. Hiruma looked different to him that morning for some reason. Though he was writing something in the black booklet he carried around with him with the usual insanely evil expression he had on his face, he still looked different. He finished writing and put the book back in his pocket, and then looked up to see Shin. They were both silent for several seconds, before Hiruma said smirking "practice?" When Shin remained silent, Hiruma said "just so you know, all the practice in the world won't make you faster than Eyeshield 21." Hiruma then turned around still smirking and started to walk off when Shin grabbed his wrist and pulled him towards him to stop him from leaving and said "I know who he is." Hiruma turned around to look at him and Shin's heart suddenly skipped a beat at the shocked and confused look on his face."
"And that's when it started." said Shin. The doctor nodded and wrote on his notepad. Shin continued saying "also since then, upon seeing him my heart beats become erratic, and I sometimes start sweating." The doctor closed his notepad and said "I know exactly what is the problem." Shin said "what is it? Do I need medication?" The doctor shook his head and said dryly "you're sick, but not in the way you think you are." "What is that supposed to mean?" said Shin nonplused. The doctor smiled slightly and said "Seijuuro-san, you're in love." And thus, it began.
Kage Sannin: Well it's a start, but Hiruma barely appeared in this chapter!
Seto: And whose fault is that?
Kage Sannin: Be quiet Seto-kun, well I hope to get the next chapter out soon in any case.
Itachi: You hope in any case.
Kage Sannin: You shut up too, well til then see you next time!
