Kage Sannin: Woot second chapter!
Seto: You seem so proud...
Kage Sannin: Yes!
Itachi: Congratulations.
Hiruma: ...
Everyone: ...?
Hiruma: (sleeping)
Kage Sannin: Ahh so cute.
Kage Sannin: Okay, Seto-kun please say the disclaimer. (Goes to wrap Hiruma in blankets)
Seto:
Disclaimer: Kage Sannin does not own Eyeshield 21 or any of it's characters because if she did... you don't want to know...
Itachi: You really don't want to know...
Kage Sannin: (Puts a stuffed fox in with the blankets)
Step 2: Research
There was no mistaking it. Shin was sitting at a bench in the park at night silently brooding as some might say. "I'm in love with Hiruma." thought Shin. How long did it take him to reach this conclusion? Well after, the fateful meeting with the doctor, he was in a state of disbelief and confusion and thus in a business like effort to maintain his mentality he made visits with several other doctors, and was given the same answer. Shin was in denial for several days. He attempted to disregard the opinion of the doctors and the annoying magazine he had picked up and read in a desperate attempt to escape boredom, and focus on other things, as well as try to term his "symptoms" as other emotions or illnesses, and beyond all else kept telling himself that he wasn't in love with him. But as the days went by Shin had found it harder and harder to deny that fact, because the more he thought about it the truer it became. So after many days of contemplation, he finally admitted to himself that he was in love with the psychopathic blond
As Shin was a logical person, he realized quickly what he had to do. The only logical thing for a person in Shin's position to do, he knew, was to court Hiruma and try to win his heart. And thus, that is what he decided to do. However, he also knew very well that he hadn't the slightest clue about love and romance. He wondered if he should ask his teammates for advice. He decided otherwise however, after remembering the hoards of fangirls chasing Sakuraba, the failed attempts at asking girls out of Ootawara, and Takami's attempts at writing love poetry. So, he decided, he would do some research himself on the subject.
Shin walked calmly along the streets. He had already decided what he was going to do. Love, he had decided was like foot ball. To succeed, one must keep a level head and devise a plan. So, Shin had decided to gather information about love and romance and then devise a plan for winning Hiruma's affections. As he walked, he kept an eye out for any store that might help him in his quest. After walking a certain length, he spotted a shop with drawn black curtains and a sign that said: "Love Boutique" in cursive letters. Shin calmly turned and entered the shop. Less than five seconds after entering, he left without a word and continued on.
After that unpleasant experience, Shin went to the book store. He first went to the shelf labeled romance. One shelf rack was full of novels with covers of men and women in various embraces. He skimmed several novels before moving on. He then picked up several shoujo mangas on the second rack that he yet again flipped through and then several frilly pink books on romance. He then spotted a small blue handbook that was titled "A Man's Guide to Love and Romance." Shin examined the book and after confirming it had no frills or lace, opened it and read on the introductory page:
"Yo, and welcome to A Man's Guide to Love and Romance! As I am a man myself, I know that most men and boys don't know very much about romance when they first fall in love so this book's here to help you! This book is filled with tips and tricks for winning the heart of the girl (or boy) you desire."
Shin closed the book and walked to the counter. "I'd like to buy this."
Back at his house he started to read his book.
"An Introduction to Love and Romance:
Yo, and welcome to this book! It is guaranteed that this book will give you invaluable advice on how to win the person of your affections so read on! If you are an amateur in the field of love, continue reading, if not, turn to page 80.
Shin calmly continued reading without changing his expression.
If you are reading this book, I assume that you're in love and you need advice and help desperately, as a normal man would not likely come near any book about romance with a ten foot pole if he did not need help. Well it's okay however, as I am here to help! As we men are singular logical thinkers, the help in this book will be organized into steps.
He nodded calmly, that made sense to him.
Step 1: Realization
You may be wondering about what this step means. It's very simple. If you want a girl(boy) to fall in love with you, you must first admit that love to yourself! After all, you can't expect someone to fall in love with you if you don't want to believe that you are in love with that person yourself! So if you have completed the first step let's move on.
Shin stopped reading for several seconds to contemplate that fact, and then moved on.
Step 2: Research
If you are new to love and romance, you will obviously want to consult several guides and aids. By reading this book you have made the correct choice. Congratulations, you have completed step 2!
Now that we got those two steps out of the way, we can move on to the actual steps.
Shin thought "finally." And turned to the next page.
Kage Sannin: Well that was a boring and short chapter but it takes care of the introductory stuff for this fanfiction.
Itachi: (ignores)
Seto(typing on his laptop)
Kage Sannin: With the next chapter, the master plan will commence as Hiruma-chan will make his first actual appearance!
Kage Sannin: Yay!
Itachi: Your "ototou-kun" is sleeping you know.
Kage Sannin: oops.
Hiruma: (sleeping cuddled up with the fox plushie)
Kage Sannin: (takes out her camera) He's going to hate me for this. Kekekekeke...
