"Hi-ya people! Kira here soon to be joined by Shinnya, Ceileta, and Mikka. Well I think the title gives away what this is about so... YUSUKE!" A puff of smoke appears only to drift away reveling a very confused Yusuke.

"Huh?"

"Disclaimer!"

"Pft. Fine, but just this once, don't get used to me cooperating. Kira doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime she may torture though this."

"Thank you, and also for a quick warning for u Yaoi haters out there, there will be Yaoi and lots of random couples... lets see, a final one against Ceileta's will is YusukeXKurama, then there's a bunch of OC's, hm I guess maybe KoenmaXBotan, KuwabaraXYukina, and Maybe I'll even bring back Sakyo for Shizuru. . But I am warning you now if you are any form of a homophobic don't read this has a Kurama and Yusuke coupling. If you don't like that, O' well live with it. I didn't make you come here in the first place. .

he he oh plus there will be so much random flirting and stuff there really is no reason to make certain couples. On with the story.

Camera Zooms in on a Large, Bright, Colorful building.

A large man with a... limited amount of hair is standing on a small stage looking out at a group.

"Okay everyone time for roll-call!" The man said happily pulling out a clipboard. "Botan?"

"Here! Here! Here!" Botan yelled waving her hands frantically.

"0.0U Okay, Hiei?" Asked the man.

"Hn."

"Could we say 'here' please."

"Grrr. Hn." Was Hiei's only response as the began unsheathing his sword.

"EEP! Eh, Anger management is next door." The man said as Hiei glared.

"Eh, Koenma?"

"I'm here! As a cool teenager!" Koenma said flashing a smile.

"Yea, um, Kurama?" the man asked.

"Present." Kurama responded.

"Great!... Kuwabara?" He asked. "Kuwabara?" He asked yet again as Botan materialized her oar and whacked a sleeping Kuwabara upside the head.

"huh? What?" He asked sitting up and wiping away some drool.

"Say 'here'" Botan responded.

"Here!"

"Great... Shizuru?"

"Yep I'm here." Shizuru responded puffing out a cloud of smoke.

"Um, I'm sorry Miss. Shizuru but there is no smoking in the building, you'll have to put that out."

"WHAT? I don't think I heard you correctly! What did you just say?" Shizuru asked while growing fangs and glaring with now glowing red eyes.

"eh heh heh heh, just calling for... Yukina, Yukina are you here?" The man asked trembling.

"Here." Yukina's small voice replied.

"Aww how adorable, how about Yusuke?"

"Hey Urameshi what are you doing?" Kuwabara asked Yusuke who was on his toes and almost to the door.

"Oh nothing! Just stretching. HERE!" Yusuke yelled walking back to his seat grumbling.

"WONDERFUL!" The man said. "Well I'm your instructor Mr. Sunshine, and lets get started. Now, lets pair up with our 'TRUST BUDDIES!'"

"Why are we here anyways Koenma!" Yusuke yelled while walking over to his 'trust buddy.'

"Daddy said that we all didn't trust each other enough."

"Yes, BUT why are THEY here?" Yusuke asked pointing to Shizuru, Yukina, and Botan.

"Because... I invited them." Koenma replied dramatically as if it was actually important.

"But WHY!"

"I sense much tension... perhaps we should do some... RELAXATION EXERSIZES! With our buddies!" Said the trust councilor happily. "Tension never leads to trustworthy-ness" he continued as everyone sweatdropped. "Now you two sit down," he said as Yusuke and Koenma plopped down angrily in the chairs in the middle of the room. "Now their partners come here." Botan and Kurama hesitantly walked up. "Now stand behind your partner."

Kurama walked up behind Yusuke and Botan stood happily behind Koenma Everyone soon followed suit and went to get partners. Kuwabara started to run towards Yukina, he watched as Hiei appeared next to her, said a few things and walked off glaring/smirking at Kuwabara. Turning around Kuwabara's eye's widened as he seen Shizuru smiling maliciously and cracking her knuckles.

"Come on little bro, lets join the group!"

"Uh guys?" Kuwabara asked as everyone went on with their business. "Eep"

FLASHES TO ANGER MANAGEMENT NEXT DOOR

"Okay group, welcome to anger management." Said a woman with long dark brown hair happily. "I'm Miss. Valerie and I'm here to help you make your life's a Happy Place. Now, Lets take roll call." She pulled out a clipboard and began.

"Shinnya?"

"Whateva," responded a shorter girl with brown hair, wearing a blue shirt that said 'Bow down to me' on the front and 'If you don't I'll make you." On the back with an evil looking smiley face.

"Yeah, um, Kira?"

"Hn." Responded the girl with long black hair with blood red highlights, green baggy pants, and a black shirt with white writing that said 'Got Yaoi?'

"Okay," said Valerie while mumbling 'doesn't anyone know how to say 'here'?'

"Did you say something Miss. Valerie?" asked Kira while playing with her pocketknife.

"Eh heh heh heh heh. Ceileta?"

"Currently Present" replied a girl with long brown hair and a purple sweater.

"Wonderful" was Val's reply. "Mikka?"

"Here! Here! Here!" Replied a tall girl with short honey-brown hair wearing a black shirt with skull and crossbones that said "Got Rum?" along with a 'I love Johnny Depp' pin.

"Okay! We're all here so lets start." Said Val as Ceileta raised her hand. "Yes?"

"Um, why am I here? I'm not the least bit angry..."

"Support dear, that's all."

"Come on, get on with the flippin' anger management stuff so I can get out of here." Shinnya yelled to her counselor.

"Oh my, it seems we need a lot of work to do." Said Val looking at Shinnya as she glared in response.

"Now why, my dear, are you so angry?"

"Because I have the right to be angry that's why!"

"I see, now why is that?" Val asked sweetly, almost sickingly so.

"It all started in the trailer park and with my sister..." She began, Val, Ceileta, and Mikka listened intently.

"Oh geez, not this again, how many times must I hear this?" Questioned Kira having already heard the life story speech three times.

Flashes back to Trust Room

"See, Just like this." Said Mr. Sunshine as he taught the YYH gang how to give massages using Koenma as an example. He let go of Koenma as Koenma shivered. "Great! Now partners start!" The counselor said as the YYH gang started their relaxation portion of the session.

Massages go a follows: 1st person Giving Massage 2nd Person Receiving Massage

Botan-Koenma, Kurama-Yusuke, Yukina-Hiei, and Shizuru-Kuwabara.

All the guys were relaxed as they got their massages... Exept for Hiei who was tense about his sister giving him a massage,(when is he not tense?) Kuwabara who was screaming in pain, Koenma who was blushing uncontrollably about Botan, and Yusuke who was trying to ignore the awkwardness as Kurama skillfully worked his magic.

(Kira: He seems like he would give a good massage... but awwwwwwww's I wuv Yusukwae and Kuwama pairings . Shinya: Why are you talking like that? Ceileta: What? Yusuke and Kurama can't be together! Kira: Two words. My. Story. Shinya: I thought that you said you had no anger Ceileta... Ceileta: Eh heh heh heh heh)

Flashes to a New Room

"Okay guys welcome to 'World Peace' I'll be your instructor, Stacey. It's great to see you here lets take a quick roll call." Said the counselor pulling out a clip board. "Okay Knifes?"

"Present." Said a tall man in a red and white spacesuit and short light blond hair.

"Naraku?"

"Here" replied a man with long black hair and red eye shadow.

"Haven't I had a drink named Naraku before? Anyways Shesshomaru?"

(Shinnya: He he my Alcoholic tropical fruit beverage .)

"Why am I here girl?" Shesshomaru asked as he began to pull out his sword (Which I can't spell the name of, not the Tetsaiga, his other sword I can't spell the name of. Tokijin or w/e)

"0.0 um, yeah, Batosai?"

"I am no longer the Botosai, that I am not." Responded a man with long red hair and a cross-shaped scar on his cheek.

"Yeah, that's what they all say kid." Responded Stacey as she put the clipboard away and sat everyone in a circle.

NOTE:

Kira: Just so ya'll know that unless you say different the world peace group is only going to be mentioned once a chapter.

R&R Send some idea's

Also this was just an intro so it wasn't meant to be funny, but if it was that's awesome, and next time it'll be funny and have yaoi-ness. I'll get my friends who have a sense of humor to help me.

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