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A/N: If you hold anything dear to you about Lord of the Rings, READ THIS!

Fellowship of the Bling-Bling's first half was written by my memory, so you will notice things from the movie will be out of place. The second half and then onto the very last last chapter will be written as I watch(ed) the movie. If you would like to read the Script Format versions, go to my homepage, e-mail me for a copy or

A/N: They aren't up YET, but they will be soon. Oh, Chapter 1 for some reason on the Script format comes up weird so let me play around with it for a while. You can get chapters 2-9 of FotBB very soon, then soon TMTTBT, and lastly RoaJwowaK (Yeah thats nice)

Sorry for you time!

Lord of the Rings (SSBM Style!)
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter II- Mushrooms are good for you!

---Isengard---

Mewtwo was standing outside with a staff looking up at a tree. The tree stared back, laughed, then went back to being a tree. "I hate trees..."

"SARUMAAAAAAAAN!!!" Bowser's voice was heard from thousands of inches away.

Mewtwo turned to face the giant turtle riding on a very small pony. "...Great..."

---Inside Isengard--- (I'm trying to save time!)

"So...you say your found the ring?"

"Yeah."

"And...it's evil?"

"Yep."

"And...a little midget has it?"

"Uh-huh."

"Who is only protected by...his gardener?"

"Yes!"

Mewtwo gave out an evil evil laugh. "HAHA!! IT SHALL BE MINE!!!"

Bowser gasped. "You! Your...evil!!! I should have known anyone who Christopher Lee played was evil! DAMN IT!!!"

"Gandalf, Gandalf, Gandalf. When will you ever learn? Join with me. The ring will look so pretty on my finger, y'know!" The cat said, holding up his balled finger. "Don't you think?"

"Honey, gold just isn't you color."

"IF YOU WILL NOT JOIN WITH ME-" Mewtwo reached for his staff, shut all the doors and lifted Bowser into the air. "THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE!"

Bowser goes spinning upwards towards the top of the tower. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- BOOM! I'mnotreallydead,PeterJacksonjustwantedittoolooklikeit.Bastard."

---Somewhere in the happy green Shire---

"My feet hurt..." Dr. Mario complained.

"Shut up."

"My tummy is roaring..."

"Shut up."

"Are we there yet?"

"Be quiet!"

"You smell like gas..."

Ness turned around to yell at Dr. Mario, when instead he was then run over by a green blur. Another blur jumped out and fell onto Dr. Mario. "Oooough...Hey! Lookie!" Luigi said, pointing. "It's Frodo and Sam!"

Falco got up and looked around. "Where?"

Dr. Mario pushed the bird off. "Gah. Watch where your going, idiot!"

Luigi got off Ness and helped him up. "Ooow...Becarful next time Peepee."

"Pippin."

"HEY!" Came the voice of a male hobbit. "YOU LITTLE RATS!!! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CORN!!! AND STUFF!!!"

"Shit..." Falco said, taking a step back. "It's Farmer Maggot. Let's run, ok?" So the four hobbits burst out into a mad dash through the corn feild, leading up too...uh-oh...A LEDGE! Falco stopped before he could run right off. "Damn...That's a long way down."

Luigi then crashed into Falco, Ness into Luigi and Dr. Mario into Ness sending all of the hobbits rolling down the hill and landing in mud. "Ouch..." Ness mutter, holding his head. "That was stupid..."

Luigi's eyes lit up. "MUSHROOMS!!!!" He pushed Dr. Mario off him and he and Falco ran over to start picking the mushrooms.

Ness also stood up and looked around. "Hey...we're on the road."

"So?" Falco and Luigi both asked.

"Gandy said that those horses will come at you and not stop...Let's get off the road...NOW!!!" Ness yelled, running over to the side of the road. He jumped under a log followed by Dr. Mario, Falco and Luigi. They waited...and waited...and waiting...

Then they heard horsey-feet coming. A black horse with evil red eyes stopped right over the log as a rider dressed all in black jumped off. He sniffed the air... "Mushrooms?!" It asked, looking around. "Hmm...I smell Mushrooms..." He leaned his head over the log and began smelling. "Muuuuuuushrooooooooooms...Oh muuuuuuuuuuuuuushroooooooooms!"

Ness began to go buggy-eyed and reached for the Ring. But Dr. Mario grabbed his hand and pulled it away. "Bad Frodo! Bad Boy!" He whispered as Falco through their bag of food off into the wild.

The Black Rider bolted up and looked around. "Wha-wha-what was that?!" It backed away slowly, hopped on its horse and road away saying, "I WILL GET MY MUSHROOMS!!!"

The four hobbits ran far away from the log and after a few minutes of running, stopped to catch their breath. "What the hell was that!!!" Falco asked Ness.

"Dunno..." Ness said calmly. "But I wanted the mushrooms..."

"Then why were you reaching for the Ring?" Dr. Mario asked.

Ness looked down at the Ring around his neck, which in return, winked at him. "Um...I don't really think I wanna talk about it."

"Hey..." Falco said. "Why don't we go to the Buckleberry Ferry."

"Buckleberry Ferry!" Luigi laughed. "Buckleberry Ferry! Say that ten times fast!" Falco then whacked Luigi on the head with a random log he had just picked up.

---That night---

The hobbits are dashing from tree to tree to try and avoid being seen from the Mushroom Maniac on a horse. "Hm, I don't see anyone..." Ness said, peering out.

"Ready to run like the little furry footed things we are?" Falco asked and got a nodd in reply. "GO!"

The four hobbits ran out...only to run face to face with a black rider! "GASP!" Went the Black Rider.

"GASP!" Went the Hobbits.

"GASP!" Went the Black Rider.

"RUN!" Went the Hobbits. The four turned and began to run down the dirt road towards the Buckleberry Ferry, the rider on their tail.

"HEY! I JUST WANT SOME MUSHROOMS!!" It yelled. The hobbits reached the ferry and Luigi and Dr. Mario ran on. Falco un-hooked the chain holding it and also go on. Ness was now running...all dramatic....

"JUMP, FRODO, JUMP!" The four yelled. Ness jumped in the air...and landed face first into the water. The other three sighed, pulled him onto the Ferry and sailed down the river, leaving a sad Black Rider who just wanted some mushrooms.

The Black Rider turned around. "Of course you know this means WAR!" He yelled as he road off into the night.

---Bree---

It was raining...boo...the four ran up to the gates of Bree and knocked on the gate. "WHO IS THERE!!!" Yelled the Watchguy.

"Um, hubble Gateman, please let us in." Ness begged.

"LUMP YOU!"

The hobbits stood in the rain for a few moments before breaking down the gate, and smashing the Gateguy.

---The Dancing Doggie---

They were just sitting there, chillin, y'know. Waiting for Bowser. Nothing to do. But Falco was up at the bar drinking. "Hey, um, Mister Frodo..." Dr. Mario said, pulling Ness's shirit. "That man...over thar...he's been staring at you." He pointed to a man in the corner smoking a pipe.

"Well, I don't see why not!" Ness said, jumping onto the table. "I'm so damn sexy, no one would want to take their eyes off me!!!" He began dancing a little before he got bored and sat back down as Falco returned with a giant cup of ale.

"Oooh, what in the world is that!" Luigi said.

"It's um...A pint..." Falco muttered, taking a sip. "It's for us birds only."

"I'm getting one!" Luigi yelled, hopping of the chair and running to the bar. As he did, a waiter walked by and Ness stopped him.

"Hey you." Ness said. adressing the waiter.

"My name is not You. Is there something you want?" The waiter asked.

"Yep!" Ness nodded and pointed to the man in the corner. "That man! Who is he?"

"Never seen him before in my life, but I know he's a ranger...Oh...and some people call him..." The waiter looked to his left...then his right...then his left... "Strider..."

"I see..."

"Frodo Baggins?! YES! I KNOW HIM!" Luigi's voice was heard from the bar. The three turned to see a very drunk Luigi pointing at Ness. "That's him! Frodo Baggins! He's my cousin!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Ness yelled, dashing at Luigi. "YOU FOOL OF A TOOK!" He yelled, slapping the green plumber. However, as luck would have it, Ness slipped and fell on the ground. "OW!!!" But little did he know...

...But he had thrown the Ring up into the air. It started to come down onto Ness's finger. "Oooooh, my first line!!!" Ness thought he heard the Ring say before it fell onto his finger and made him disappear.

Dr. Mario and Falco looked at eachother with panic eyes. "That's not good..." They both said, as Strider in the back got up.

---Weird World Place---

Ness got off the floor and looked around. He was still in the bar...but it looked like the world was disappearing before his eyes...then a giant red eye appeared out of the blue. "I SEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!" The Red Eye said. Ness, full of fear about how a giant eye can talk, took off the Ring and returned to the bar...only to get picked up by the ranger.

---Strider's room---

Ness was thrown onto the floor by the angry ranger. "Ouch! Hey, what was that for!" He whined, looking up at the man.

"I can make myself unseen if I chose, but to go invisible is a rare gift." Strider said, taking off his hood to reveal...MARTH!

"Heya Marth!" Ness said with a smile. Just then, the door flew open and Dr. Mario, Falco and Luigi were standing there holding asorted...junk.

"YOU BETTER LET HIM GO YO- MARTH!" Dr. Mario said, surpirsed to see who he saw.

"We can't stay here..." Marth said, grabbing Ness and running from the room with the hobbits behind him. They ran across the street and to another Inn just as four certain cloaked fools entered the Dancing Doggie.

"I smell...Mushrooms..." Said The 1st Black Rider.

"They must be here!" Said Number 2.

"STAB THEM!!!" The Four Riders went to each of the four beds and began to stab, stab, stab, stab, STAB!!! Only after a few more stabs did the fourth rider deciced to pull of the covers to see...

"Guys...It's a pillow."

"WE'VE TURNED THEM INTO PILLOWS?!" Number Two said, shocked. The other three black riders sighed and left.

Across the street, however, the Blackriders Convastation sounded like a lot of high pitched screams. "What...what are they?" Ness asked Marth.

Marth looked out the window. "They were once great kings of men...but now...They are Ringwraiths...evil little things with obsession for mushrooms. And now that they know you have Mushrooms...they won't stop hunting you."

"Damn...I don't even like mushrooms."

"We've got to leave this place..." Marth said, standing up.

"Where are we going?" Ness asked.

"Rivendell."

To Be Contiuned...

A/N: Alright...I hope Chapter 2/3 isn't as big as chapter 1 was. Enjoy Part 2 of Chapter 1, which is really Chapter 2 in this story! AHA!