Disclaimer: Hello there. As you are about to read, I do not own ANYTHING that has to do with LotR, SSBM, or...anything. Enjoy.
A/N: Hello all my lovely readers. I should might as well say this now, before I get flames about how a Smasher should have played this person or this person is stupid to be played by this smasher. Yeah. Here's the reason:
This story was already written in Script Format durning the Summer. This means that all the Charatcers have already been chosen. I have written up to about the point where Aragorn tells Theoden that Gondor calls for aid. After That, the story was banned. Any LotR people who appear after that point have not been casted yet. Everyone UP to that point has been, however. This story was supose to be another chapter to my story called Stupidness!, but it was too big to be put into one little chapter, so you will notice, if you read that story, the first few people are people in that story. Ness, Falco, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Marth, and Mewtwo. After Chapter One in Script I changed my mind and got all of the Smashers in the story, hence why you are about to see...um, nevermind. ENJOY!
Falco and Luigi started whispering to eachother, Dr. Mario stood there confused and Ness asked, "Why are we staying there?"
"Because it looks like a giant mushroom..."
---Weathertop---
The five set up camp within a little cave like place. "Here ya go." Marth said, handing the four hobbits swords. "Your gonna need these."
"We are?" Asked Luigi.
"Yes...I have forseen it." Marth turned and started to leave. "I'm gonna go look around."
"WAIT!" Falco yelled. "Your not suppose to in the book!"
"OR AM I?!" Marth said, skipping off all giddy.
Ness yawned and put his head down. "Nessy go beddy bye..." He said as he closed his eyes.
"Hm...I'm hungry..." Dr. Mario said, taking out his pots and pans. "Let's cook!"
"YEAH!!!" Falco and Luigi cheered. Dr. Mario set up a small cooking place and started up a fire...only to have it be stomped out by Ness.
"YOU IDIOTS!! DON'T MAKE A FIRE!!!" He yelled. However, due to his small brain, it took a full seconds to learn that he had just stepped on burning hot wood and fire. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
Off in the distance, a high pitch yell was heard. The hobbits jumped and huddled together. "Wha-what was dat!!" Luigi asked, hiding behind Dr. Mario.
"It's...evil..." He responded. Dr. Mario pointed upwards. "TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!" The four ran up a staircase that just seemed to appear and found themselfs on the very top of Weathertop. They looked around to see five Ringwraiths staring down at them.
Falco reached for the sword at his side. "TO ARMS!!!"
"TO ARMS!!" Dr. Mario and Luigi yelled as the three of them ran at the Ringwraiths, however, they were thrown aside with ease.
"Give us the mushrooms!" Said Ringwraith 1. (A/N: I'll just call them Ringwraith and a number.)
Ness began to back up against a rock. "You! You want the ring, DON'T YOU!!!" He yelled.
The Five Ringwraiths began to whisper among themselfs before the fourth wraith answer. "Um, yeah, Well take the ring...if you want...just give us the mushrooms."
"Please? We've been hungry for thousands of years!" Ringwraith 5 said.
"YOU CAN NOT HAVE THE RING!!!" Ness bellowed, before placing it on his finger. He was then transported to the spooky world of the Ringwraiths.
"Listen up Frodo!" Ringwraith 1 said. "Don't move, or I might hurt you." He started to reach for Ness, but the boy pulled away. "DAMN IT!! I SAID DON'T MOVE!!" He reached for him again, but this time, stabbed him. "Oops?"
"Oh now you've gone and done it Bob!" Ringwraith 2 said. "You've stabbed the poor kid!"
"Hey, I told him not to move, but did he listen?! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
A figure jumped infront of Ness waving a torch, screaming, "Ayayayayayayaya."
"HEY! What are you doing!?" Yelled Ringwraith 3. Ness removed the Ring to see that it was Marth. He was swinging the torch around, trying to fend off the Ringwraiths. "Becarful with that, you might hit so- AAAAAAH OH MY GOD!!! IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" The poor Ringwraith yelled as Marth set his long cloak on fire. Number 3 began to run around blindly, until he stupidly ran right off the cliff and landed on the ground with a thud. The other four Wraiths stood there, in shock...
Ringwraith 4 removed his sword. "Oh...now it's on..." The four wraiths charged at Marth, who set Ringwraith Number 1 on fire.
"MY EYES!! MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNN!!!" He yelled, before he tripped and turned into dust.
"Oh my god, he killed Bob!"
"YOU BASTARD!" The remaining three wraiths charged at the Swordsman, who very easily fought them off. Marth then set Numbers 2 and 4 on fire.
"AAH! THATS IT, I GIVE UP!!" They both yelled before running of the side of Weathertop. Marth looked around and then his eyes fell upon the last Ringwraith, number 5.
Ringwraith Number 5 was heading back over towards Ness. "Mushrooooooms, come here mushroooooo-" He turned and saw that Marth was glaring at him. "........Shit......." Marth threw the torch right into the Ringwraiths face, making him run off the side of the mountain.
Marth ran over to Ness. "Frodo dude!"
The other three hobbits also joined Marth. "Strider, he's hurt!!" Dr. Mario said.
"Duh...And where we you three when this happened?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"We were hiding in a hole!" The three replied with a smile.
Marth reached down and held up the sword Ringwraith 1 dropped when he, uh, 'died'. "He's been stabbed with a...um...nice so nice blade..." He said, as the blade on the sword disappeared.
"Is he gonna die?" Asked Falco with a slight tone of hope in his voice.
"He might...HE NEEDS ELVEN TREATMENT!! WE MUST RUN TO RIVENDELL!"
---Not Weathertop---
So they do so. Marth picked up Ness and the four left Weathertop and headed towards Rivendell, now running...yey...so they're running...and running...and running...They stop for a second in a place with giant stone trolls. "Wow..." Luigi said, looking up at the trolls. "That old rat was telling the truth about those trolls..."
"Sam!" Marth said. "Go look for some pretty flowers to stop the poison!" Dr. Mario nodded and he and Marth walked off to find some pretty flowers. Marth saw some of the pretty flowers, but as he bent down to pick them up, a blade was brought right to his neck.
"What's this? A ranger caught of gaurd? HAHA!!!"
Back at the campsite, Falco and Luigi were poking sweaty Ness. "He's not doing so good, eh?" Luigi asked.
Before Falco could reply, the sound of horsey-feet was heard coming from behind them. They turned around to see a white angel coming down on pegasus. "GASP!?" Went Ness.
The Angel got off and the white blindly light stopped, only to reveal...sigh...Zelda... "Daaaaaaaaaamn, you weren't kidding! He looks horrbile!"
"You need to learn how to trust me." Marth said, also jumping off the horse.
"I'll go take him to see my daddy." Zelda said, grabbing Ness and putting him on the horse.
"HEY!!!" Falco yelled. "YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO RIDE HIM TO THE FORD!!!"
"Well, Glory was a little busy today, so I took his place!" Zeld replied, jumping onto the horse.
"Ride fast, my lovely Arwen!" Marth said with a smile.
"Thats not your li-" But her words were cut short by Marth slapping the pony's ass.
"RIDE!!!"
"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!!!" Yelled the Pony as he and Zelda galloped off.
---Some plains the next day---
Zelda is riding her pony at top speed. "Faster, faster, faster, FASTER!!" She yelled into the pony's ear.
"Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, SHUT UP!!" Replied the Pony.
As they rode, they noticed eight black horses following them. The Eight Ringwraiths have returned! "GIVE US THE BOY!!" Yelled Ringwraith 7.
"YEAH!" Agreed Ringwraith 9. "HE HAS MUSHROOMS!"
Ringwraith 5 put his hand on Ringwraith 9's shoulder. "It's not about the mushrooms anymore..." He said sadly. "It's about Bob..."
"But...I still want the mushrooms..." Number 9 pouted.
"We all do...a little inside..."
So Zelda was ridding at top speed away from the evil black cloaked riders. She atlast reached a river and got across it, but on the other side, the Wraiths weren't far behind. The stopped at the edge of the water and Number 8 spoke. "Give us the boy!" He said.
Zelda, somehow hearing them as you mush remember, their convastaions are just high pitch screams, raised her sword and yelled, "If you want him, COME AND CLAIM HIM!"
"FINE!!" The eight wraiths began to cross the river as Zelda began to chant. A giant rumble was heard from down the stream and the wraiths turned to see a...
"GIANT MUSHROOM!!!!" Number 6 yelled, pointing a Giant Mushroom of Water coming towards them. The eight began to ride away, but the water pounded down on them and they were washed down stream.
"HA! I so own." Zelda smirked. She looked down to see Ness gasping for air. "NO!! FRODO!!! DON'T DIE!!" She said, placing him down on the ground.
"Well, I'm not really gonna die just become a Ringwraith..." He said calmy.
Zelda began to cry. "He's dead..."
"No I'm not."
"Shut up, your not fooling anybody."
To Be Countined...
A/N: That chapter had alot of script format stuff in it! YEY! THAT WAS THE ENTIRE CHAPTER 2 OF THE SCIRPT!! W00T!
A/N: Hello all my lovely readers. I should might as well say this now, before I get flames about how a Smasher should have played this person or this person is stupid to be played by this smasher. Yeah. Here's the reason:
This story was already written in Script Format durning the Summer. This means that all the Charatcers have already been chosen. I have written up to about the point where Aragorn tells Theoden that Gondor calls for aid. After That, the story was banned. Any LotR people who appear after that point have not been casted yet. Everyone UP to that point has been, however. This story was supose to be another chapter to my story called Stupidness!, but it was too big to be put into one little chapter, so you will notice, if you read that story, the first few people are people in that story. Ness, Falco, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Marth, and Mewtwo. After Chapter One in Script I changed my mind and got all of the Smashers in the story, hence why you are about to see...um, nevermind. ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings (SSBM Style!)
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter III- Giant Mushrooms and Pony Slapping
Falco and Luigi started whispering to eachother, Dr. Mario stood there confused and Ness asked, "Why are we staying there?"
"Because it looks like a giant mushroom..."
---Weathertop---
The five set up camp within a little cave like place. "Here ya go." Marth said, handing the four hobbits swords. "Your gonna need these."
"We are?" Asked Luigi.
"Yes...I have forseen it." Marth turned and started to leave. "I'm gonna go look around."
"WAIT!" Falco yelled. "Your not suppose to in the book!"
"OR AM I?!" Marth said, skipping off all giddy.
Ness yawned and put his head down. "Nessy go beddy bye..." He said as he closed his eyes.
"Hm...I'm hungry..." Dr. Mario said, taking out his pots and pans. "Let's cook!"
"YEAH!!!" Falco and Luigi cheered. Dr. Mario set up a small cooking place and started up a fire...only to have it be stomped out by Ness.
"YOU IDIOTS!! DON'T MAKE A FIRE!!!" He yelled. However, due to his small brain, it took a full seconds to learn that he had just stepped on burning hot wood and fire. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
Off in the distance, a high pitch yell was heard. The hobbits jumped and huddled together. "Wha-what was dat!!" Luigi asked, hiding behind Dr. Mario.
"It's...evil..." He responded. Dr. Mario pointed upwards. "TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!" The four ran up a staircase that just seemed to appear and found themselfs on the very top of Weathertop. They looked around to see five Ringwraiths staring down at them.
Falco reached for the sword at his side. "TO ARMS!!!"
"TO ARMS!!" Dr. Mario and Luigi yelled as the three of them ran at the Ringwraiths, however, they were thrown aside with ease.
"Give us the mushrooms!" Said Ringwraith 1. (A/N: I'll just call them Ringwraith and a number.)
Ness began to back up against a rock. "You! You want the ring, DON'T YOU!!!" He yelled.
The Five Ringwraiths began to whisper among themselfs before the fourth wraith answer. "Um, yeah, Well take the ring...if you want...just give us the mushrooms."
"Please? We've been hungry for thousands of years!" Ringwraith 5 said.
"YOU CAN NOT HAVE THE RING!!!" Ness bellowed, before placing it on his finger. He was then transported to the spooky world of the Ringwraiths.
"Listen up Frodo!" Ringwraith 1 said. "Don't move, or I might hurt you." He started to reach for Ness, but the boy pulled away. "DAMN IT!! I SAID DON'T MOVE!!" He reached for him again, but this time, stabbed him. "Oops?"
"Oh now you've gone and done it Bob!" Ringwraith 2 said. "You've stabbed the poor kid!"
"Hey, I told him not to move, but did he listen?! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
A figure jumped infront of Ness waving a torch, screaming, "Ayayayayayayaya."
"HEY! What are you doing!?" Yelled Ringwraith 3. Ness removed the Ring to see that it was Marth. He was swinging the torch around, trying to fend off the Ringwraiths. "Becarful with that, you might hit so- AAAAAAH OH MY GOD!!! IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" The poor Ringwraith yelled as Marth set his long cloak on fire. Number 3 began to run around blindly, until he stupidly ran right off the cliff and landed on the ground with a thud. The other four Wraiths stood there, in shock...
Ringwraith 4 removed his sword. "Oh...now it's on..." The four wraiths charged at Marth, who set Ringwraith Number 1 on fire.
"MY EYES!! MY EYES, THEY BURNNNNNN!!!" He yelled, before he tripped and turned into dust.
"Oh my god, he killed Bob!"
"YOU BASTARD!" The remaining three wraiths charged at the Swordsman, who very easily fought them off. Marth then set Numbers 2 and 4 on fire.
"AAH! THATS IT, I GIVE UP!!" They both yelled before running of the side of Weathertop. Marth looked around and then his eyes fell upon the last Ringwraith, number 5.
Ringwraith Number 5 was heading back over towards Ness. "Mushrooooooms, come here mushroooooo-" He turned and saw that Marth was glaring at him. "........Shit......." Marth threw the torch right into the Ringwraiths face, making him run off the side of the mountain.
Marth ran over to Ness. "Frodo dude!"
The other three hobbits also joined Marth. "Strider, he's hurt!!" Dr. Mario said.
"Duh...And where we you three when this happened?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"We were hiding in a hole!" The three replied with a smile.
Marth reached down and held up the sword Ringwraith 1 dropped when he, uh, 'died'. "He's been stabbed with a...um...nice so nice blade..." He said, as the blade on the sword disappeared.
"Is he gonna die?" Asked Falco with a slight tone of hope in his voice.
"He might...HE NEEDS ELVEN TREATMENT!! WE MUST RUN TO RIVENDELL!"
---Not Weathertop---
So they do so. Marth picked up Ness and the four left Weathertop and headed towards Rivendell, now running...yey...so they're running...and running...and running...They stop for a second in a place with giant stone trolls. "Wow..." Luigi said, looking up at the trolls. "That old rat was telling the truth about those trolls..."
"Sam!" Marth said. "Go look for some pretty flowers to stop the poison!" Dr. Mario nodded and he and Marth walked off to find some pretty flowers. Marth saw some of the pretty flowers, but as he bent down to pick them up, a blade was brought right to his neck.
"What's this? A ranger caught of gaurd? HAHA!!!"
Back at the campsite, Falco and Luigi were poking sweaty Ness. "He's not doing so good, eh?" Luigi asked.
Before Falco could reply, the sound of horsey-feet was heard coming from behind them. They turned around to see a white angel coming down on pegasus. "GASP!?" Went Ness.
The Angel got off and the white blindly light stopped, only to reveal...sigh...Zelda... "Daaaaaaaaaamn, you weren't kidding! He looks horrbile!"
"You need to learn how to trust me." Marth said, also jumping off the horse.
"I'll go take him to see my daddy." Zelda said, grabbing Ness and putting him on the horse.
"HEY!!!" Falco yelled. "YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO RIDE HIM TO THE FORD!!!"
"Well, Glory was a little busy today, so I took his place!" Zeld replied, jumping onto the horse.
"Ride fast, my lovely Arwen!" Marth said with a smile.
"Thats not your li-" But her words were cut short by Marth slapping the pony's ass.
"RIDE!!!"
"I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!!!" Yelled the Pony as he and Zelda galloped off.
---Some plains the next day---
Zelda is riding her pony at top speed. "Faster, faster, faster, FASTER!!" She yelled into the pony's ear.
"Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, SHUT UP!!" Replied the Pony.
As they rode, they noticed eight black horses following them. The Eight Ringwraiths have returned! "GIVE US THE BOY!!" Yelled Ringwraith 7.
"YEAH!" Agreed Ringwraith 9. "HE HAS MUSHROOMS!"
Ringwraith 5 put his hand on Ringwraith 9's shoulder. "It's not about the mushrooms anymore..." He said sadly. "It's about Bob..."
"But...I still want the mushrooms..." Number 9 pouted.
"We all do...a little inside..."
So Zelda was ridding at top speed away from the evil black cloaked riders. She atlast reached a river and got across it, but on the other side, the Wraiths weren't far behind. The stopped at the edge of the water and Number 8 spoke. "Give us the boy!" He said.
Zelda, somehow hearing them as you mush remember, their convastaions are just high pitch screams, raised her sword and yelled, "If you want him, COME AND CLAIM HIM!"
"FINE!!" The eight wraiths began to cross the river as Zelda began to chant. A giant rumble was heard from down the stream and the wraiths turned to see a...
"GIANT MUSHROOM!!!!" Number 6 yelled, pointing a Giant Mushroom of Water coming towards them. The eight began to ride away, but the water pounded down on them and they were washed down stream.
"HA! I so own." Zelda smirked. She looked down to see Ness gasping for air. "NO!! FRODO!!! DON'T DIE!!" She said, placing him down on the ground.
"Well, I'm not really gonna die just become a Ringwraith..." He said calmy.
Zelda began to cry. "He's dead..."
"No I'm not."
"Shut up, your not fooling anybody."
To Be Countined...
A/N: That chapter had alot of script format stuff in it! YEY! THAT WAS THE ENTIRE CHAPTER 2 OF THE SCIRPT!! W00T!
