Disclaimer: HIIIIIIIIIII! Listen, I don't own it. Or anything else...HA!

A/N: Hello! It's OCT.! Guess what dat means?! I can stop writting my humor and go back to Fear Itself! YEY GORE! I hope this chapter is good!

Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style)
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter IV- -Cough-The Concil of Elrond™-Cough-

"Ooooh...Me head...it spins...Where the fudge is I?"

"Your in the house of Elrond, you idiot! Don't you remember where that chick was bringing you?!"

Ness opened his eyes to see Bowser sitting at his bed side smoking a pipe. "Hey! It's...Gandy!"

"Yep!" Bowser said with a smile.

The midget sat up in his bed. "Hey...why didn't you meet us at the Pra- um, Dancing Dog?"

Bowser looked around the room. "Um.......I was.....delayed..."

---FlAsHbAcK---

(A/N: In the movie, which I'm going by, since about 60 of the people who saw the movie didn't read the books, these flashbacks are not together...I just forgot about 'em.)

---Isengard---

Bowser was sent flying on the ground by a punch from Mewtwo. "Foolish young Koopa!" He laughed. "You'll get nowhere if you side with the Ring Bearer!"

"Can I say no and still live?"

"NO!!!" Mewtwo used his magic powers to send Bowser over to the very very edge of the tower and to hold him up by his feet. "Join me! Together...We can rule da world!"

"NO! YOU SMELL BAD!"

"FINE! I'll just join that Sauron dude..." Mewtwo used his magic and flipped Bowser back onto the tower and then left.

Bowser growled to himself. "Mean old cat." He looked up and saw a random moth flying by. "FOOD!!!" Bowser grabbed the moth in one claw and ate it.

---Later!---

All the trees around Isengard have been ripped down. Boo-hoo. Mewtwo was once again picking on Bowser. "Dude...This Sauron is really cool. Join me and we can cool."

Bowser stamped his foot. "NO!"

"Fine! Then I shall kill you!"

The koopa slash wizard rolled his eyes. "That's what you've been saying for days! But have you?! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! I'll just do it for you!" Bowser turned and jumped of the tower and began falling...and falling...and falling...

"Bow- Gandalf!" Mewtwo yelled running to the side of the tower and screaming at the top of his lungs. "THE GIANT EAGLES WERE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR NORMAL FORMAT!"

"Argh! Now he tell m-"

POW!

Bowser had just falling, about 100 feet to the ground and slammed in the ground. Ouch.

---End FlAsHbAcK---

"Oh! So thats why you have a black eye!" Ness said. "How in the world did you survive the fall?"

Before Bowser could answer, Fox walked in all Elf-like. "Welcome to Rivendell™, Nano Dragon™."

"I'm in Rivendell?! COOL!"

---RIVENDELL! YEY!---

Ness is walking around when he hears someone scream. "HEY! IT'S FRODO!" He turned to see Luigi pointing. "GET HIM!"

Dr. Mario and Falco ran up to Ness and hugged him very very tight as Ness's eyes began to roll back in his head. "Can't...breathe...lungs...closing...getting...dark..."

"Okay enough of that!" Falco said, letting go along with Dr. Mario.

Ness coughed and turned around to see Pichu walking up towards them. "Dildo! Your...young?!"

Pichu nodded. "Aye me boy. Aye."

"But, you should be like..111 years old..."

"Well..." Pichu said, looking up towards Bowser who was laughing uneasy. "Dildo Baggins was recasted for 'reason beyond our control.'

---Gates of Rivendell (Fox: -Cough-™-Cough-)---

Fox and Bowser were staring down as they watch people enter. "Gandalf™, please tell you didn't invite these people?"

"I didn't invite these people..."

Link rode in on a horse, got off and looked around.

Popo walked in with a bunch of other little hairy midgets with his hammer looking all cool.

Captain Falcon galloped in, tried to get off his horse but tripped and fell flat on his face. "OW!"

"Grr...Why Gandalf™! WHY!?" Fox yelled at Bowser. "I didn't want these idiots here!"

"But...we're leaving the Ring-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

Bowser stared at Fox confused but shrugged it off. "Um...We're leaving it in Rivendell."

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"What are you doing?"

"Hush!" Fox said, holding his hand up. "We can't leave the Ring™ here! Sauron's™ eye is fixed on Rivendell™!" Before Bowser could respond, a random elf walked by and gave Fox a peice of paper. "Hmmm..."

"What's that say?" Bowser asked.

"It says, 'Due to the fact that this is a Super Smash Brothers: Melee™ paradoy of Lord of the Rings™, The part of Sauron™ shall no longer be played by a Giant Eye™, but Master Hand™.'"

"Well..." Bowser said, rubbing his chin. "It does make more sense for a HAND to want a ring. Why would a eye want a ring?"

"Eyebrow Ring™."

"STOP SAYING TRADEMARK IN THAT CUTE VERSION OF TM!" Bowser yelled. "Hm...We must have a meeting about the Ring of Power!!!" He looked around the room, waiting for a ™ to appear.

"It's not coming to you Gandalf™ son of...um...Gandalf™. But yes, we must have a talk about the Ring of the Power™. Tomorrow!!! But now it's time to make sure my little girl isn't with that evil Ranger! WEEE!" Fox turned around and skipped out the room.

---Council of Elrond™--- (Where is the night sceens?! Okay! Here...)

C. Falcon: Cool. A sword. (Cuts himself) Ow. (Runs away)

Marth: (Puts the sword back)

Zelda: Marth...I love you.

Marth: Yeah...I love you too.

Zelda: Here take my necklace.

(Done. Now...)

---Council of Elrond™---

There were random Elves, Humans, Dwarves, Bowser, Ness and Marth sitting in a circle. Fox then walked with his Pimp stick and his two hoes Daisy and Samus. "Yo yo yo! Wazzzzzzup mah homies!!!" Fox said swing his pimp stick. (Nana: -Takes the Keyboard back from Peach)

---Council of Elrond™---

(A/N: The Council sceen may be out-of-order)

There were random Elves, Humans, Dwarves, Bowser, Ness and Marth sitting in a circle. Fox then walked with. "Hello everyone. We are here to talk about the Ring of Power™, are we not?"

"Um...yes!" The Council replied.

"Very well!" Fox took his seat and picked up a burning torch. "BRING WOOD AND OIL!"

The council stared at Fox for a second...until someone yelled, "HEY! THAT'S MY LINE, BEEP!"

"Oops..Yeah sorry..." Fox put the torch down and cough. "Bring forth the Ring™, Frodo™."

Ness got up out of his chair and walked over towards a giant stone. He placed the Ring on the rock and headed back to his seat. "Oooooooh!" Went the Council.

"So it does exist..." Captain Falcon said, slipping out of his chair. "DAMN IT!...It is a gift!" He said standing up. "Yes! I see it! 'Tis a gift!" Falcon began walking over towards the ring but then tripped. "Ouchy!" He got back up and contiuned. "I have a great idea. Let Gondor-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"Have the Ring!" He finished.

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"You can not weild it!" Marth yelled. "None of us can, you ass! If one of us could, why would be having this stupid talk!"

Falcon turned towards Marth. "And what would a ranger know of such madders?!"

Link jumped out of his seat. "He is no mere Ranger, although he looks as dirty as one." Captain Falcon turned towards Link. "He is Aragron-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"Son of...um...Aranowhatshisnameish."

"-Cough-Arathorn™-Cough-"

Captain Falcon looked shocked and turned towards Marth. "That dirty, smelly ranger is Isuldor's-"

"-Cough-Wrong Spelling-Cough-"

"Heir?!"

"And heir to the throne of Gondor-" Link quickly added.

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"You prissy pansy steward!"

"-Cough-He's not Steward yet-Cough-" The Council turned and looked at Fox, raising an eyebrow.

"And Elf saying prissy pansy?! HAHAHAHA!!" Falcon laughed, but the quickly stopped as he was getting horrible death glares from the Elves.

Marth sighed and said in Elvish, "Sit down, Lego." Link listened and sat down muttering some curses about not to be called Lego.

Captain Falcon gave up and turned back to his seat. "Gondor-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"-Has no king..." He muttered, sitting down, but missing the seat. "ARGH!"

Fox pointed to the ring. "It's evil, thus meaning it must be destroyed!"

"Fine!" Popo said, hopping out of his chair. He walked over and slammed his mallet on the ring, only causing the mallet to burst into flames and him to fall flat on his back. "Arrrrrrrrgh?!"

Fox chuckled and shook his head. "Foolish Dwarf. The Ring of Power™ can no be destroyed by any weapon we have here Gimli™, son of Gloin™. It was made in the firey pits of Mount Doom™! Only there can it be un-made. And one of you...must do this..."

The Council stayed quiet. Some leaves fell and a random bird flew by. "..."

"Ahem, Fox..." Captain Falco said. "One does not walk into Mordor-

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"-idiot! Not with 10,000 men could you do it! There is evil there that does not sleep!"

Link quickly stood up. "Did you not just hear what Lord Elrond-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"-Just said?! The ring must be destoryed!"

Popo hopped out his seat next. "And I suppose your gonna be the one to do it?!"

Captain Falcon stood up aswell. "It's a waste of time!"

Popo walked up to Link and looked up at him with a very evil glare. "I will be dead, before I see the Ring in the hands of a Elf!"

"!!!" The Elves jumped up and began ranting, ready to attack Popo, but Link held them back. "Don't worry..." He said with a smirk. "Little Dwarf is just full on sugar."

"!!!" The Dwarves jumped up and began ranting, ready to attack Link. "Never trust a Elf!" Popo yelled.

"!!!" The Humans jumped up and began ranting, just with anyone about anything. "Gondor should get the ring!!!" Captain Falco screamed.

Marth sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Oh God..."

"!!!" Th- Oh, um, Bowser said, jumping up and begining to rant. As all the people were ranting, Marth was having a headache, and Fox was having a coughing a fit trying to keep up with everyone's mistakes...

--Ness's World---

Ness stared at the Ring, not hearing any of the people screaming and ranting. He stared at it...longer...and longer...and longer...till... "Sup?" The Ring asked.

Ness shrugged. "Nothin' Much. Just bored. I don't know what the hell these people are talking about."

"Me too." Answered the Ring. "But I heard they want to kill me..."

"Yeah, I heard that too."

"Damn..." The Ring frowned...if it could.

"Hey...Your cool..." Ness smiled at the Ring.

"I know."

---Council of Elrond™---

"YO! I WILL TAKE IT!!" Ness screamed, standing up.

"Hubba-wa?!" Went Bowser.

"Hubba-wa?!" Went Marth.

"Hubba-wa?!" Went Popo, Link, Captain Falcon and Fox.

"Hubba-wa?!" Went all the Humans, Dwarves and Elves.

"I will take the ring to Mordor!" Ness paused for a second. "Um...But I don't know the way..."

"Hmm..." The Council began to talk among themself.

"I will help you bare this burden, Nano Dragons-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"As long as it's yours to bare."

Marth got up and walked over to Ness, bowing on one knee. "I swore on my life, I would protect you...or something along those lines. And that's what I'm gonna do cause thats just the kinda guy I am. You have my sword."

Link stepped foward. "And you have my bow!"

Popo jumped infront of Link. "And you have my Axe...or rather Mallet!"

Captain Falcon stood up and walked over to Ness. You carry the fate of us all, little one."

Ness smiled. "I know!"

If this is the will of the council, then Gondor-"

"-Cough-™-Cough-"

"Will see it done."

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" Everyone turned to see Dr. Mario dash out from the bushes the join the group. "Mister Frodo ain't going nowhere without me!!!"

"Indeed it is hard to spearate you two at all, when he is summoned to a serect council and YOU are NOT!" Fox told Dr. Mario.

"Oi! Oi!"

Fox turned around surpirsed to see Falco and Luigi run out and join Dr. Mario and Ness. "MORE?!"

"Yep! Listen, we risked out lives out there for this kid..." Falco said. "And he owes me a new bike. So I'm gonna be with him till he pays me back!"

"And you need people of intelligence of this sort of mission...quest...thingy!" Luigi exclaimed.

Falco whispered into Luigi's ear, "That rules you out Pee."

"Pip..."

"Nine Companions..." Fox said, looking over the group. Bowser, Ness, Falco, Dr. Mario, Luigi, Link, Popo, Marth and Captain Falcon stood their in all their glory. "Very well then. You shall be known at the Fellowship of the Bling-Bling!"

The Fellowship memebers gave eachother a high-five. "W00T!"

To Be Contiuned...

A/N: I tried to fit the entire Chapter 3 of Script into this one chapter. Sorry if it's alot like a script story, or people are just jumping around...