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A/N: HIHIHIHIHIHHIIIIII!! Hello there! We're about to start Chapter 5/6 of Fellowship of the Bling Bling, but first! Someone sent me a question! What did that Band-Aid have to do with anything? o.O If you have Fellowship of the Ring, go back to the part where Saruman is chanting on Isengard. If you pause it, you see on his right hand he has a Band-Aid on...which isn't 'normal' for middle-earth...right? Also! If you go back and watch Frodo fall down the snow in Caradhras, you can see when he starts to stand up that his hairy feet are just plastic! .......Hey, you notice things like this after watching the same scene over...and over...and over....and over...
"B-I-B-L-O!" Sang the Fellowship. "B-I-B-L-O! B-I-B-L-O!"
"And Biblo was his name-o!"
Bowser wasn't singing, sadly. He was busying feeling the wall. "You know..." He started, his tone of voice saying, 'It's time for a history lesson'. "Dwarf doors are invisible when closed."
"Yup!" Popo said with a silly grin. "We're great at hiding!"
The Koopa Mage chucked. "Yeah, and sometimes even the owners of the mines forget where the doors are if they're closed for too long."
Popo blushed and Link laughed. "Why doesn't that surprise me." The Elf said, rolling his eyes.
"HEY! If you've got something to say, SAY IT TO MY FACE!" Popo yelled to Link.
"I would, but your face is too low!"
"Atleast I'm not afraid of getting dirty!"
"I'm not!"
"Really?" Popo picked up some dirt and threw it on Link. Link stared at the dirt for a second before running off screaming like a little girl. "Mawhuahuahaa! Link Two, Popo One!"
"Hey! I found it!" The Fellowship turned to Bowser who was brushing some dirt away. Bowser looked as the moon hit the door and it magically appeared.
"Woah...It's pretty..." Ness and Luigi said, staring into the pretty blue light filling the door.
"What's it say?" Asked Dr. Mario, pointing at the Elvish text.
Bowser gave a chuckle which was really an evil laugh. "Oh My Dear Dear Hobbit!" He said, patting Dr. Mario on the head. "It says, Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, Friend, and Enter!"
"What's that mean?" Asked Falco. "Speak, Friend, and Enter, I mean."
"It's simple, really! It means if your a friend, speak the password and enter!" Said Bowser.
"Are you a friend?" Captain Falcon asked.
"Yup!"
Marth walked up. "But, what's the password then?"
Bowser looked around and shuffled his feet. There was a moment of silence until the Fellowship turned and looked at Popo. "...Gimli?"
"THEY NEVER TOLD ME!" Yelled Popo.
"...Gandalf?"
"Ummmm..." Bowser picked his staff up and put it to the door. "I shall try! Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen! Fennas nogothrim, lasto beth lammen!" He chanted as the Fellowship watched.
The gates remained closed. "..."
Bowser tried again. "Edro, Edro!"
The gates remained closed. "..."
"Grr! OPEN DAMN YOU, OPEN!"
The gates remained closed. "..." The Fellowship sighed and sat down. So they started...eating and smoking again. It must have been great to live back then. But off in the distance there was a cry of a wolf.
"AAAAAAH!" Yelled Bill. "WOLVES!" The Pony ran off into the darkness, mostly to be eaten. Poor Horse.
"Bill! Noooooooooooo!" Dr. Mario said, breaking down crying. "No! Bill! Nooo!"
Marth patted Dr. Mario on the back. "There, there. The mines are no place for a pony anyway."
Meanwhile, over with the other Hobbits, Falco and Luigi were tossing stones into the water. Falco threw his and it splashed right in the water. Luigi tossed his and it skipped across the water a little father. "Haha!" Said Luigi, poking Falco. "Beat that!" He poked him. "Beat that!" He poked him again. "Beat that!" Poke. "Beat that!" Poke. "Beat that, beat that, beat that, beat that!" Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke, Slap. "Ow..."
Captain Falcon picked up a stone and tossed it. It didn't hit the water, but went right over to the other side of the lake. "Ha! Beat That!" He said, poking Luigi. "Beat that!" He poked him again, but Luigi didn't want to wait for more pokes, oh no, not Luigi. The green plumber bit Captain Falcon's finger. "OW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!" He yelled, waving his hand around wildly with Luigi attached.
Falco reached down for another rock and was about to throw it when Marth grabbed his hand. "Do not disturb the wawa." Said Marth.
"Frodo was supposed to say that..." Falco moaned.
"Not in the movie."
Ness was walking back and forth. "Gandy, I don't get it."
"I know you don't get it. Just sit down! You're making me head spin...Ooooh...Me head..." Bowser said, holding his skull. "It Spins."
A little lightbulb appeared over Ness's head...no wait, it was a candle stick. "I've got an Idea!" Ness rushed to Bowser and began shaking him back and forth. "Quick! What's the Elvish word for Friend!"
Bowser's world was spinning and he couldn't tell what was going on. "Friend? Friend? I have a friend named Mellon..."
"Mellon!" Ness said, dropping the dazed Koopa. "MELLON!" He screamed to the door.
The gates remained closed. "Oh Did I say Mellon?" Bowser said followed with a drunken laugh. "I meant Malon."
The gates opened. "YEY!" Cheered the Fellowship. Well, all but one...
Falco stood there with big sad eyes. "What? Merry was supposed to figure the riddle out!" He glared over at Ness. "You! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY GORILY FOR THE LAST TIME!" Falco jumped up and landed ontop of Ness.
"Hey! Get off!" Falco then began poking the boy with his beak. "AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! AAAAAAAH!!!" Ness screamed as he fell to the ground under the poking of Falco.
('Ness Getting Hurt' Scoreboard: 4)
Of course, the other Fellowship members rushed to his rescue...by entering Moria without a second look back.
---Moria---
"Lumos!" Bowser said, pressing the 'ON' switch on his staff.
"Ah Soon Master Elf you'll be enjoy the fable hospitality of the dwarves!" Popo boasted to Link.
While Popo was boasting, Luigi was admiring the the dead bodies on the floor...until he tripped over one. "Ewwwww...I stepped in dead Dwarf..."
"And they call it a mine!" Popo was still ranting, ingoring the faces that the remaining Fellowship memebers had on. "A MINE! AHAHHAAAAAA!"
"This is no Mine, you idiot..." Captain Falcon looking around all nervous. "It's a tomb." He turned to head out, but instead tripped over body. "Damn my luck..."
"HO!" Popo said with wide open eyes. He dashed to a body. "HO! HO!"
"Where?" Marth looked around the room.
"Santa?" Bowser looked around the room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Popo screamed, hugging the dead body. "Ew..." He dropped his and got up as fast as he could."
Link reached down and picked up one of the arrows in the Dwarf. "Goblins!" He stated. Link knew his arrows.
"Nox!" Bowser said, quickling hitting the 'OFF' switch. "Out of the mines!"
---Outside---
Luigi and Dr. Mario dashed out first, only to see that Falco was still poking Ness. Just as they exited, however, a giant monster came up out of the water. "Oooooh..." Moaned the Watcher of the Water. "Who threw this rock on my head so very long ago?!" Using it's giant tenicals, it grabbed onto Ness and started to pull him into the water. "You! You did it, didn't you!"
"EEP!" Screamed the three other Hobbits, trying to pull Ness back. "Strider!" Yelled Dr. Mario.
"Aragorn!" Marth yelled back. He and Captain Falcon dashed out into the lake and began chopping off tenicals as Luigi took out his swords and slashed the tenical holding Ness.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Screamed Mr. Watcher. He grabbed Ness and began to dangle him over the water. "YOU! YOU MR. KNOCKED OUT HOBBIT! YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
Captain Falcon was busy chopping up the tenicals to see that Ness was in danger. "Take this! And This! And This! And-" He missed one strike, tripped and fell into the water.
Marth did notice. He charged over through the water and chopped the tenical holding onto Ness. "OUCHY!" Screamed Mr. Watcher as Ness fell into Marth's arms.
"Yo, I know I just like said to get out but..." Bowser said holding up his staff. "GET YO SORRY ASS INTO THE MINES!"
Marth, carrying Ness began to run towards shore but the Watcher was really pissed. Wouldn't you? They were gonna make it, but the Link took out his bow and shot the Watcher right in his eyes. "OWWWWWIEEEESSSS!" Watcher cried, looking away. "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh-" It disappeared under the water.
"Woah, that wasn't in the movie..." Marth said, looking on with a surpirsed face.
"Oh yeah." Watched returned to the surface and charged at them. "MUST CRUSH GATE FOR NO REASON!" The Fellowship screamed and ran into the Mines as the Watcher of the Water crushed the gates.
---Moria---
"Lumos." Bowser turned his staff on again. "Geez, my batteries are gonna run out. Why? Because we have no other choice but to face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard. There are fouler things then Orcs in the deeper places of our world..."
---Day One---
Bowser was leading them over a endless pit and wanted to show off how smart he was. "The wealth of Moria was not in gold or jewels! But Mithrill!" He pressed a button on his staff reading, 'BRIGHTS' and his staff lit up the entire endless pit.
"Ooooooooooooooooh, Pretty..." The Fellowship said, staring in awe.
"Dildo had a shirt of Mithrill once." Bowser returned his staff to normal mode and began walking again.
"A Kingly Gift!" Popo remarked and Bowser laughed.
"Yup! I never told him...but it was worth more the bloodly shire itself..."
"Really?!" Asked the Hobbits and got a nod. "Cool!" So they take some pictures and move on to...
---Day Two---
One Day Two, it seemed that Bowser was going through his monthly mood swing. "Bowser, are we there yet?" Asked Luigi.
"No! WE ARE NOT THERE YET!" He screamed back. "We would have been there if someone didn't chose the damn mines! But noooooooooooooooooooo..." Bowser said, rolling his head on the no. "He had to chose these dark, damp, ugly, smell, MINES!!! GOD!" He threw his arms up in the air. "You know what? I'm gonna die down here. And then you'll be all, 'Nooo! I'm lost and confused without Gandalf!' And I'll be all 'Hahaha!' Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do." He turned around to see the entire Fellowship cowering together in fear. "Yeah. I am sooooooo doing that next chapter."
---Day Three---
Uh-oh! Problem! The Company of the Ring (Ha! Something new!) was doing fine until they reached a place with three doors. "Which way Gandalf?" Asked Captain Falcon.
Bowser stood there, with the most confused look on him the Koopa could ever get. The camera zoomed in on his face as he said, "I have no memory of this place..."
"ARGH!" The Fellowship threw down their weapons, backpacks, and anything they were holding, for yet ANOTHER rest.
"Psssssssssst! Peepee!" Falco whispered to Luigi.
"Geez, It's Pippin! I don't understand! It was cute the first time, but STOP!" Luigi yelled as low as he could.
"Hush Pee. Look!" Falco held up a book. "It's Gandalf's Diary!"
"Oooooooooooooooh!" Luigi sqeauled. "We have to be naughty and open it!" So they did.
Day 35-
Argh! What is this?! A Fellowship...with these idiots?! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! Great...now I'm stuck with these fools for a year...what fun...I have some angst-ridden hobbit called Frodo, his fat lover Sam, some retarted little cousins Merry and Peepee (Luigi corrects the book), a prissy pansy human named Boromir, some Elf who can't sing to save his life named Legolas, a smelly midget named Gimli and some other Ranger who really really REALLY needs soap named Aragon. This is just great...
Falco flipped to a more recent page.
Day 49-
I'm sorry. I'm not good at keeping time. As it only been 13 days? ...Well, It has now. Today we were heading up on these mountain things...Caradhras? Whatever, I had no clue where I'm going...in fact, I was leading this group around in circles for days! And they don't seem to notice! I've been making this whole thing up as I go along! Well, that will show them for just putting me in the leader spot without asking! I mean, come on!!! Argh! Here comes that Elf...
Falco went right to the last page.
Day 58-
Stupid, stupid, stupid!!! I let Frodo pick the mines! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THESE MINES!!! THEY SMELL!! Hmph...well, atleast I KNOW my way around in here...I think. This rock I'm leaning on does look a little too familiar though...Oooh, how I want to just push that stupid Peepee Took (Luigi corrects the book) off the ledge! If I do, I'll try and make it look like his cousin did it! YES! YES! I FRAMED FRODO, I CAN FRAME MERRY! HAHAHAHA! Oh...Hello Aragon...Hey don't take my book awa-
Falco shut the book and tossed it over the ledge. "Well...that was...intersting..."
"Gandy?"
Bowser threw down his pipe and turned around to scream in Ness's face. "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! DON'T YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO BOTHER!!!"
"But, there is something down there!" Ness said, holding onto Bowser's leg.
"Oh...that...Yeah..." Bowser laughed to himself. "That's Gollum."
"Really?" Ness peered over the side of the cliff to see Gollum climbing up the rocks. "Gasp! Kill it Gandy! Kill it!"
"I'm sorry, but I can not." Said Bowser. "Gollum will have an important part to play, for good or evil."
"Oh..."
"And he's gonna bite off one of your fingers."
"What?!"
"Nothing!" Bowser stood up and looked around. "Oh and by the way, his name is Sméagol." He sniffed the air and a smile came across his face. "I remember where I am!"
"YEY!" Cheered the Fellowship as the followed him deeper in the mines.
---Deeper into the Mines---
The group heading into a dark and giant room. Bowser held up his staff and whispered, "Let me risk a little more light." His staff went onto the 'BRIGHTS' version again and the entire room was filled with light. "GENTELMAN! BEHOLD! The Great City of Dimrill Dale."
"Um, that's not what the city is called..." Whispered Falco.
"YES IT IS! SHUT UP!"
"Wow..." Marth and Captain both said, staring up.
"Amazing...for Dwarves, anyway." Link said with a smirk and only got an evil lookin return. "Po-Popo? Put down the dirt...Please?"
Popo was about to toss the dirt at Link, but instead, was whacked on the head by Bowser. "Idiot!" He yelled. "Look over there! It's A Tomb! Go cry over it!"
Popo turned and saw the tomb Bowser had just metion. "!!!" He said...somehow, rushing over to the tomb and dashing inside. "No! NOOOOO!!"
The Fellowship followed Popo in and looked around at the dirty tomb. "It's dusty and dirty in here..." Dr. Mario said looking around.
"Most tombs are." Reminded Captain Falcon.
"Gandalf?" Marth asked as Bowser took a step forward towards the tomb.
"It says..." Bowser tried to look around the crying Ice Climber. "It says..." Bowser still couldn't see past the floods of tears. "GIMLI! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!" Popo stopped crying as Bowser read aloud, "Here lies Balin, son of Fundin. Lord of Moria."
"So...he's dead, right?" Ness asked.
"Yes." Bowser nodded. "He is dead. It is as I feared."
And there, the Fellowship stood, in the Tomb of Balin, with their heads bowed in respect.
To Be Continued...
A/N: Yey! Chapter 5/6 Is done! Woo-hoo! I was having so much fun re-writing these storys...I forgot Bowser 'dies' next chapter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A/N: HIHIHIHIHIHHIIIIII!! Hello there! We're about to start Chapter 5/6 of Fellowship of the Bling Bling, but first! Someone sent me a question! What did that Band-Aid have to do with anything? o.O If you have Fellowship of the Ring, go back to the part where Saruman is chanting on Isengard. If you pause it, you see on his right hand he has a Band-Aid on...which isn't 'normal' for middle-earth...right? Also! If you go back and watch Frodo fall down the snow in Caradhras, you can see when he starts to stand up that his hairy feet are just plastic! .......Hey, you notice things like this after watching the same scene over...and over...and over....and over...
Lord of the Rings (SSBM Style!
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter VI- Moria is Scary!
"B-I-B-L-O!" Sang the Fellowship. "B-I-B-L-O! B-I-B-L-O!"
"And Biblo was his name-o!"
Bowser wasn't singing, sadly. He was busying feeling the wall. "You know..." He started, his tone of voice saying, 'It's time for a history lesson'. "Dwarf doors are invisible when closed."
"Yup!" Popo said with a silly grin. "We're great at hiding!"
The Koopa Mage chucked. "Yeah, and sometimes even the owners of the mines forget where the doors are if they're closed for too long."
Popo blushed and Link laughed. "Why doesn't that surprise me." The Elf said, rolling his eyes.
"HEY! If you've got something to say, SAY IT TO MY FACE!" Popo yelled to Link.
"I would, but your face is too low!"
"Atleast I'm not afraid of getting dirty!"
"I'm not!"
"Really?" Popo picked up some dirt and threw it on Link. Link stared at the dirt for a second before running off screaming like a little girl. "Mawhuahuahaa! Link Two, Popo One!"
"Hey! I found it!" The Fellowship turned to Bowser who was brushing some dirt away. Bowser looked as the moon hit the door and it magically appeared.
"Woah...It's pretty..." Ness and Luigi said, staring into the pretty blue light filling the door.
"What's it say?" Asked Dr. Mario, pointing at the Elvish text.
Bowser gave a chuckle which was really an evil laugh. "Oh My Dear Dear Hobbit!" He said, patting Dr. Mario on the head. "It says, Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, Friend, and Enter!"
"What's that mean?" Asked Falco. "Speak, Friend, and Enter, I mean."
"It's simple, really! It means if your a friend, speak the password and enter!" Said Bowser.
"Are you a friend?" Captain Falcon asked.
"Yup!"
Marth walked up. "But, what's the password then?"
Bowser looked around and shuffled his feet. There was a moment of silence until the Fellowship turned and looked at Popo. "...Gimli?"
"THEY NEVER TOLD ME!" Yelled Popo.
"...Gandalf?"
"Ummmm..." Bowser picked his staff up and put it to the door. "I shall try! Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen! Fennas nogothrim, lasto beth lammen!" He chanted as the Fellowship watched.
The gates remained closed. "..."
Bowser tried again. "Edro, Edro!"
The gates remained closed. "..."
"Grr! OPEN DAMN YOU, OPEN!"
The gates remained closed. "..." The Fellowship sighed and sat down. So they started...eating and smoking again. It must have been great to live back then. But off in the distance there was a cry of a wolf.
"AAAAAAH!" Yelled Bill. "WOLVES!" The Pony ran off into the darkness, mostly to be eaten. Poor Horse.
"Bill! Noooooooooooo!" Dr. Mario said, breaking down crying. "No! Bill! Nooo!"
Marth patted Dr. Mario on the back. "There, there. The mines are no place for a pony anyway."
Meanwhile, over with the other Hobbits, Falco and Luigi were tossing stones into the water. Falco threw his and it splashed right in the water. Luigi tossed his and it skipped across the water a little father. "Haha!" Said Luigi, poking Falco. "Beat that!" He poked him. "Beat that!" He poked him again. "Beat that!" Poke. "Beat that!" Poke. "Beat that, beat that, beat that, beat that!" Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke, Slap. "Ow..."
Captain Falcon picked up a stone and tossed it. It didn't hit the water, but went right over to the other side of the lake. "Ha! Beat That!" He said, poking Luigi. "Beat that!" He poked him again, but Luigi didn't want to wait for more pokes, oh no, not Luigi. The green plumber bit Captain Falcon's finger. "OW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!" He yelled, waving his hand around wildly with Luigi attached.
Falco reached down for another rock and was about to throw it when Marth grabbed his hand. "Do not disturb the wawa." Said Marth.
"Frodo was supposed to say that..." Falco moaned.
"Not in the movie."
Ness was walking back and forth. "Gandy, I don't get it."
"I know you don't get it. Just sit down! You're making me head spin...Ooooh...Me head..." Bowser said, holding his skull. "It Spins."
A little lightbulb appeared over Ness's head...no wait, it was a candle stick. "I've got an Idea!" Ness rushed to Bowser and began shaking him back and forth. "Quick! What's the Elvish word for Friend!"
Bowser's world was spinning and he couldn't tell what was going on. "Friend? Friend? I have a friend named Mellon..."
"Mellon!" Ness said, dropping the dazed Koopa. "MELLON!" He screamed to the door.
The gates remained closed. "Oh Did I say Mellon?" Bowser said followed with a drunken laugh. "I meant Malon."
The gates opened. "YEY!" Cheered the Fellowship. Well, all but one...
Falco stood there with big sad eyes. "What? Merry was supposed to figure the riddle out!" He glared over at Ness. "You! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY GORILY FOR THE LAST TIME!" Falco jumped up and landed ontop of Ness.
"Hey! Get off!" Falco then began poking the boy with his beak. "AH! AH! BIRD! BIRD! AAAAAAAH!!!" Ness screamed as he fell to the ground under the poking of Falco.
('Ness Getting Hurt' Scoreboard: 4)
Of course, the other Fellowship members rushed to his rescue...by entering Moria without a second look back.
---Moria---
"Lumos!" Bowser said, pressing the 'ON' switch on his staff.
"Ah Soon Master Elf you'll be enjoy the fable hospitality of the dwarves!" Popo boasted to Link.
While Popo was boasting, Luigi was admiring the the dead bodies on the floor...until he tripped over one. "Ewwwww...I stepped in dead Dwarf..."
"And they call it a mine!" Popo was still ranting, ingoring the faces that the remaining Fellowship memebers had on. "A MINE! AHAHHAAAAAA!"
"This is no Mine, you idiot..." Captain Falcon looking around all nervous. "It's a tomb." He turned to head out, but instead tripped over body. "Damn my luck..."
"HO!" Popo said with wide open eyes. He dashed to a body. "HO! HO!"
"Where?" Marth looked around the room.
"Santa?" Bowser looked around the room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Popo screamed, hugging the dead body. "Ew..." He dropped his and got up as fast as he could."
Link reached down and picked up one of the arrows in the Dwarf. "Goblins!" He stated. Link knew his arrows.
"Nox!" Bowser said, quickling hitting the 'OFF' switch. "Out of the mines!"
---Outside---
Luigi and Dr. Mario dashed out first, only to see that Falco was still poking Ness. Just as they exited, however, a giant monster came up out of the water. "Oooooh..." Moaned the Watcher of the Water. "Who threw this rock on my head so very long ago?!" Using it's giant tenicals, it grabbed onto Ness and started to pull him into the water. "You! You did it, didn't you!"
"EEP!" Screamed the three other Hobbits, trying to pull Ness back. "Strider!" Yelled Dr. Mario.
"Aragorn!" Marth yelled back. He and Captain Falcon dashed out into the lake and began chopping off tenicals as Luigi took out his swords and slashed the tenical holding Ness.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!" Screamed Mr. Watcher. He grabbed Ness and began to dangle him over the water. "YOU! YOU MR. KNOCKED OUT HOBBIT! YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
Captain Falcon was busy chopping up the tenicals to see that Ness was in danger. "Take this! And This! And This! And-" He missed one strike, tripped and fell into the water.
Marth did notice. He charged over through the water and chopped the tenical holding onto Ness. "OUCHY!" Screamed Mr. Watcher as Ness fell into Marth's arms.
"Yo, I know I just like said to get out but..." Bowser said holding up his staff. "GET YO SORRY ASS INTO THE MINES!"
Marth, carrying Ness began to run towards shore but the Watcher was really pissed. Wouldn't you? They were gonna make it, but the Link took out his bow and shot the Watcher right in his eyes. "OWWWWWIEEEESSSS!" Watcher cried, looking away. "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh-" It disappeared under the water.
"Woah, that wasn't in the movie..." Marth said, looking on with a surpirsed face.
"Oh yeah." Watched returned to the surface and charged at them. "MUST CRUSH GATE FOR NO REASON!" The Fellowship screamed and ran into the Mines as the Watcher of the Water crushed the gates.
---Moria---
"Lumos." Bowser turned his staff on again. "Geez, my batteries are gonna run out. Why? Because we have no other choice but to face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard. There are fouler things then Orcs in the deeper places of our world..."
---Day One---
Bowser was leading them over a endless pit and wanted to show off how smart he was. "The wealth of Moria was not in gold or jewels! But Mithrill!" He pressed a button on his staff reading, 'BRIGHTS' and his staff lit up the entire endless pit.
"Ooooooooooooooooh, Pretty..." The Fellowship said, staring in awe.
"Dildo had a shirt of Mithrill once." Bowser returned his staff to normal mode and began walking again.
"A Kingly Gift!" Popo remarked and Bowser laughed.
"Yup! I never told him...but it was worth more the bloodly shire itself..."
"Really?!" Asked the Hobbits and got a nod. "Cool!" So they take some pictures and move on to...
---Day Two---
One Day Two, it seemed that Bowser was going through his monthly mood swing. "Bowser, are we there yet?" Asked Luigi.
"No! WE ARE NOT THERE YET!" He screamed back. "We would have been there if someone didn't chose the damn mines! But noooooooooooooooooooo..." Bowser said, rolling his head on the no. "He had to chose these dark, damp, ugly, smell, MINES!!! GOD!" He threw his arms up in the air. "You know what? I'm gonna die down here. And then you'll be all, 'Nooo! I'm lost and confused without Gandalf!' And I'll be all 'Hahaha!' Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do." He turned around to see the entire Fellowship cowering together in fear. "Yeah. I am sooooooo doing that next chapter."
---Day Three---
Uh-oh! Problem! The Company of the Ring (Ha! Something new!) was doing fine until they reached a place with three doors. "Which way Gandalf?" Asked Captain Falcon.
Bowser stood there, with the most confused look on him the Koopa could ever get. The camera zoomed in on his face as he said, "I have no memory of this place..."
"ARGH!" The Fellowship threw down their weapons, backpacks, and anything they were holding, for yet ANOTHER rest.
"Psssssssssst! Peepee!" Falco whispered to Luigi.
"Geez, It's Pippin! I don't understand! It was cute the first time, but STOP!" Luigi yelled as low as he could.
"Hush Pee. Look!" Falco held up a book. "It's Gandalf's Diary!"
"Oooooooooooooooh!" Luigi sqeauled. "We have to be naughty and open it!" So they did.
Day 35-
Argh! What is this?! A Fellowship...with these idiots?! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! Great...now I'm stuck with these fools for a year...what fun...I have some angst-ridden hobbit called Frodo, his fat lover Sam, some retarted little cousins Merry and Peepee (Luigi corrects the book), a prissy pansy human named Boromir, some Elf who can't sing to save his life named Legolas, a smelly midget named Gimli and some other Ranger who really really REALLY needs soap named Aragon. This is just great...
Falco flipped to a more recent page.
Day 49-
I'm sorry. I'm not good at keeping time. As it only been 13 days? ...Well, It has now. Today we were heading up on these mountain things...Caradhras? Whatever, I had no clue where I'm going...in fact, I was leading this group around in circles for days! And they don't seem to notice! I've been making this whole thing up as I go along! Well, that will show them for just putting me in the leader spot without asking! I mean, come on!!! Argh! Here comes that Elf...
Falco went right to the last page.
Day 58-
Stupid, stupid, stupid!!! I let Frodo pick the mines! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THESE MINES!!! THEY SMELL!! Hmph...well, atleast I KNOW my way around in here...I think. This rock I'm leaning on does look a little too familiar though...Oooh, how I want to just push that stupid Peepee Took (Luigi corrects the book) off the ledge! If I do, I'll try and make it look like his cousin did it! YES! YES! I FRAMED FRODO, I CAN FRAME MERRY! HAHAHAHA! Oh...Hello Aragon...Hey don't take my book awa-
Falco shut the book and tossed it over the ledge. "Well...that was...intersting..."
"Gandy?"
Bowser threw down his pipe and turned around to scream in Ness's face. "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT! DON'T YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO BOTHER!!!"
"But, there is something down there!" Ness said, holding onto Bowser's leg.
"Oh...that...Yeah..." Bowser laughed to himself. "That's Gollum."
"Really?" Ness peered over the side of the cliff to see Gollum climbing up the rocks. "Gasp! Kill it Gandy! Kill it!"
"I'm sorry, but I can not." Said Bowser. "Gollum will have an important part to play, for good or evil."
"Oh..."
"And he's gonna bite off one of your fingers."
"What?!"
"Nothing!" Bowser stood up and looked around. "Oh and by the way, his name is Sméagol." He sniffed the air and a smile came across his face. "I remember where I am!"
"YEY!" Cheered the Fellowship as the followed him deeper in the mines.
---Deeper into the Mines---
The group heading into a dark and giant room. Bowser held up his staff and whispered, "Let me risk a little more light." His staff went onto the 'BRIGHTS' version again and the entire room was filled with light. "GENTELMAN! BEHOLD! The Great City of Dimrill Dale."
"Um, that's not what the city is called..." Whispered Falco.
"YES IT IS! SHUT UP!"
"Wow..." Marth and Captain both said, staring up.
"Amazing...for Dwarves, anyway." Link said with a smirk and only got an evil lookin return. "Po-Popo? Put down the dirt...Please?"
Popo was about to toss the dirt at Link, but instead, was whacked on the head by Bowser. "Idiot!" He yelled. "Look over there! It's A Tomb! Go cry over it!"
Popo turned and saw the tomb Bowser had just metion. "!!!" He said...somehow, rushing over to the tomb and dashing inside. "No! NOOOOO!!"
The Fellowship followed Popo in and looked around at the dirty tomb. "It's dusty and dirty in here..." Dr. Mario said looking around.
"Most tombs are." Reminded Captain Falcon.
"Gandalf?" Marth asked as Bowser took a step forward towards the tomb.
"It says..." Bowser tried to look around the crying Ice Climber. "It says..." Bowser still couldn't see past the floods of tears. "GIMLI! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!" Popo stopped crying as Bowser read aloud, "Here lies Balin, son of Fundin. Lord of Moria."
"So...he's dead, right?" Ness asked.
"Yes." Bowser nodded. "He is dead. It is as I feared."
And there, the Fellowship stood, in the Tomb of Balin, with their heads bowed in respect.
To Be Continued...
A/N: Yey! Chapter 5/6 Is done! Woo-hoo! I was having so much fun re-writing these storys...I forgot Bowser 'dies' next chapter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
