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Bowser: -Shopping for white robes in a store called, 'Between Life and Death' at the Gap of Rohan-

A/N: Now that Bowser is gone, let's begin Chapter 7/8 of the Fellowship story! -I did the count. This is chapter '8' of the new version. Going by that, we are 8/10 chapters through the first movie/book. 80 Finished! Also, this chapter might be hard to put down on normal format due to the fact that in the orginal is was a chapter of pure humor with weird cuts. I'll try my best.

Lord of the Rings: (SSBM Style!)
The Fellowship of the Bling-Bling
Chapter VIII- Of Fangirls and Freaking Scary Elves

The Fellowship is making there way through the meadow thingy and are now entering the Woods of Lothl¢rien. So now they are walking through the forest, looking up at all the pretty falling leaves. "Stay close Hobbits!" Popo said, trying to get the four 'kiddies' to join him. "They say there is a witch in these forests..."

"Do they..." Ness rolled his eyes, not caring.

Dr. Mario leaned over and whispered to the other Hobbits, "Is he going crazy?"

"Yes!" Falco responded.

Popo, however, thought he was saving the hobbit's souls. "They say all who look upon her...fall under her spell..."

"Well, we better no look at her..." Ness said dully.

"Indeed! But this is one Dwarf she won't get so easily. I have the ears of a hawk and the eyes of a fox." Popo stopped and thought about what he had just said. "Switch that around." He then looked up and came face to face with an arrow. "Oh...Hello there..."

"AAAAAAAAH!" Screamed the Hobbits as they all were surrounded by archers and arrows.

Link drew out one of his arrows but noticed he two was surrounded. "Grrr..." He growled, muttering about how pretty these elves must think they are.

"A dwarf breathes so loudly, we could have shot him in the dark." Came the voice of Young Link as he appeared from behind a tree. "And yes, these Elves are much more prettier then you." Young Link ducked as an arrow flew at him from the Older version of himself. "Ha! Prissy."

Link crossed his arms. "Atleast I'm not gonna die..."

---Later that Night---

"Sooooooooooo, Lego. Aragorn. I've heard of you guys." Young Link said. "I read about in this story once. I think you guys were making out or something."

"Yes." Marth replied. "Those stories are very common...In both sections..."

Young Link turned his gaze onto Ness. "You bring great evil with you..."

"Yes, but go easy on the little dwarf." Link said, patting Popo on the head. Popo then began swinging his mallet/ax around, trying to hit Link, but the elf just placed his hand on Popo's forehead and stood there, laughing.

The Mini-Link lifted his arm and pointed to the sky. "WE MUST MEET MY MISTRESS!"

---River, Next Day---

(A/N: This part wasn't in the movie, but I remember reading about it in the book. Or something along these lines)

The group, now with Young Link and his elves, came to a river. "We gotta go over the river and through the woods."

"But, My dearest Mini-Link." Captain Falcon said, patting Young Link on the head. "We have nothing to cross on."

Young Link gave a laugh, snapped his fingers and a rope appeared over the river, extending from one side to the other. "Gentlemen! Behold! The Rope of Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He said, pointing at the rope. "We've gotta go over the river and through the woods! Like I said before!"

"For the record, I can walk across the rope..." Link said. "But the others will have to swim."

"SWIM!?!" Captain Falcon yelled. "I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

"Pul-WEEZ!" Young Link flipped his hair and ran across the rope. He tied two more ropes around a tree and dashed back to the side with the Fellowship. He tied the other end around a tree and nodded. "Now we have three ropes."

Link crossed first, having no problems at all. Luigi was right behind him, doing the same. Falco, Ness and Dr. Mario were tripping over eachother, and Marth had to hold Captain Falcon's hand while crossing. Popo's turn came but then...

"No, no, no Master Dwarf!" Young Link, holding up a rag. "You've gotta go blindfolded!" Popo stared at Young Link while the Fellowship giggled on the other side.

"Listen..." Popo explained.. "I am as likely to betray you as that Link wanna-be over there." He pointed at Link, who simply shook his head.

"I am Link!" Link said.

"Oh yeah? Then where is Orlando Bloom? Hmmm?! HMMMMM!?"

"I killed him!"

BOOM!

CRASH!

KA-BOOM!

The sky grew black. Not gray, pitch black. Thunder boomed and lightening was seen. It looked as if the very world was about to explode. "Wha-What's going on?!" Asked Link as the Fellowship began to huttle together. From the sky, A woman dressed in walk looked like Indian clothes came from the sky. She stopped and looked Link straight in the eye. "Hello?" The Elf asked, backing up a little.

"I heard you killed Orlando Bloom." The woman said.

"No, it was a jo-"

"No jokes." She lifted her hand and covered Link's mouth. "You've upset the balance of fangirls. You must be punished."

"WHAAAAAAT?!"

The woman lifted her hands to the sky and in a flash of light, a group of girls wearing T-shirts with Orlando Blooms face on them, appeared infront of Link, all foaming at the mouth, ready to tear him to peices. "We're sporty." Said the woman cheif. "We'll give you till the count of three to run."

"You better run Link!" Marth advised. "I cut Roy's cheek once and he looked like a monster for a week and this happened to me!"

"One..." Link looked around, screamed and began to run into the woods. "Tw- Three! GET HIM!" The Fangirls all gave a roar and charged after Link. They almost got him, but then from the sky came another group of girls, alot smaller then the Orlando Bloom girls.

"Who dares to come between us and revenge?!" Yelled the Orlando Bloom Fangirls.

"It is us! The Link Fangirls!" The fangirls of Link said. Just then, another flash of light and a large group of fangirls appeared right next to the Link Fangirls.

"And we are the Elijah Wood Fangirls!" Said the new group.

The Orlando fan girls gasped in shock. "And you side with the Link Fangirls?!"

"Yes!" Said Elijah's fangirls. "If Orlando Bloom is gone, Elijah is the cutest! Link Fangirls! CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" The Three groups of Fangirls drew their swords and charged at eachother, getting into a big bloodly fight. Popo and Young Link slid past them and joined the rest of the Fellowship.

"Um...Wanna get moving?" Dr. Mario asked, getting a nod from everyone in the Fellowship. They started to turn away but then, from the sky, they heard:

"OH MY GAWD! IT'S MARTH!"

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" The Fellowship screamed, running deeper into the woods to escape the Marth Fangirls.

---Lothl¢rien---

The Company of the Ring entered the throne room, lead by Young Link. "My lady, we've got guests!"

From the center of the stairs, a great bright blue light began to shine down on the Fellowship, blinding most of them, as Peach and Sheik decended down the stairs. It looked almost angelic until Peach made her greeting. "WAZZUP MAH HOMIES!" The Princess yelled, waving to the Fellowship. "We've gotten to the best part, MY part!"

"Welcome to Lothl¢rien..." Sheik greeted, more calmly. (A/N: Sheik is a boy here...Sorry, just needed someone to be Celeborn.) He looked over the group and counted. "Eight there are here, yet nine set out from Rivendell. Tell me, did Lord Elrond have a change in consul?"

"No..." The Fellowship responded, sadly.

"Then tell me, where is Gandalf the Grey?"

"He has fallen into shadow..." Peach said, looking off into space. "Oh well, who cares! He never liked me anyway."

Sheik looked down with a sad face and sighed. "Okay...If anyone needs me, I'll be over here..." He noticed that everyone in the room, even the elves, were busy looking at Peach and now ingoring him for the rest of the movie. "...Damn you, Peter Jackson..."

"So anyway..." Peach looked at Captain Falcon with a scary glare. "You guys are gonna rest here tonight and be safe and sleep and sleep and be safe cause it's safe to be sleeping here..." She paused and began to laugh. "I'm sorry, but I'm higher then a fucking kite right now..."

The Fellowship backed away from Peach slightly. "And they thought I was crazy..." Captain Falcon whispered.

"But guys, don't worr-" Peach continued to talk to the other Fellowship members, but now was talking to Ness in his mind. "Welcome, Frodo of the Shire...ONE WHO HAS SEEN THE EYE!" She looked right at Ness and opened her eyes really really big.

"Well, it's a hand now, not eye." Ness thought back.

"Shall I change it to hand then?" Peach's mind asked.

"Sure..."

"Welcome, Frodo of the Shire...ONE WHO HAS SEEN THE HAND!" She looked right at Ness and opened her eyes really really big.

"Well, I myself haven't seen the hand YET." Ness's head responded.

"Do you want to be eye or hand!?"

"Dunno!"

"Welcome, Frodo of the Shire...ONE WHO HAS SEEN SAURON!" She looked right at Ness and opened her eyes really really big.

---Later That Night...Again---

The Fellowship was resting in a room that was under a tree's roots. In the back, Elves were singing. "A Lament for Gandalf..." Link whispered.

"What are they saying?" Luigi asked.

"I have not the heart to tell you, as it was written last chapter."

While this was all going on, Marth had went off to go find Captain Falcon. He found him resting under a tree. "Hullo Borry!" He greeted.

Captain Falcon didn't answer. Instead he pulled Marth down to his face by Marth's colar and began to shake him back and forth. "I HEARD A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD!" He screamed.

"That's never good..."

The Captain let go of Marth and began to cry. But as he was crying, for some, unseen, unknown reason, he slipped out of the seat and fell to the ground. He didn't move, just kept crying. "If Gondor falls..." He said, trying to stand up. Captain Falcon shook his head and smiled at Marth. "When we finish our mission, the white city will have blazing trumpits for us!"

"Really?!" Marth smiled.

"Well, mostly for me, but yeah, you too." Captain Falcon answered. "And they'll take up the cry, The Lords of Gondor have retur-" Captain Falcon's body gave into his tiredness and he fell asleep on Marth.

Marth sat there with the sleeping Captain Falcon in his lap. "Okay..."

---Even LATER that night---

The camp ground was nice and quiet. Ness awoke, however, when we saw Peach's feet. "Ew, so that was the smell..." He sat up and saw Peach walking somewhere, so being the noisey little kid he was, he followed her.

Off in the back, Falco muttered in his sleep, "No...Sam...?"

Peach walked down a set of stairs and over to a fountain. She picked up a mug and filled it with water. Ness followed her and began to slowly walk down the stairs. Peach turned to the boy, holding the cup. "Will you look into the mirror?" She asked.

"What will I see?" Ness asked, walking down.

"Even the wisest can not tell." She lifted the jar and began to pour the water out, but as it was pouring, it turned into Skittles. "Things that were..." Ness got closer. "Things that are..." She poured more Skittles in. "And some things..." Ness arrived at the bottom of the stairs and began walking to the mirror. "That have not yet come to pass."

"Skittles...Taste the Rainbow..." Said the voice of a little girl.

"HEY! That's not the logo anymore." A man yelled. "It's, Believe the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow!"

"Are you saying I'm not good enough?!" Yelled the girl.

"Yes!" The man replied. "Yes I am! You're no- OOF!" The man was tackled as the sounds of a fight were heard from the mysterious voices.

CRASH!

SMASH!

BOOM!

"Ba-da-da-da-da! I'm lovin' it!" Came a third voice.

"HEY! Who's that!?"

"GET HIM!"

Peach and Ness stared into the sky, wondering who, what, where, and how these people were having their fight. Ness shrugged it off and walked up to the mirror and looked. It showed Link, then Luigi and Falco, then Dr. Mario. Then it showed the Shire burning and enslaved hobbits. "GASP!" When Ness as he watch the part of the book that will never been shown.

Then came the image of Master Hand. "My ring!" Master Hand said, reaching up towards Ness. "My ring! My ring! My ring!"

"Daddy!" Ness heard the Ring say.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ness pulled the Ring away from the mirror and was sent flying backwards. "Ouchy..." He muttered.

"I know what it is you saw..." Peach said. "It is what will come to pass if you should fail."

Ness stood up and looked around. "Yeah...I don't wanna fail...So..." He took the ring off his neck and placed it in his hand. "If you desire it, I will give you the one ring."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Yelled the Ring.

Peach stared in shock. "You...offer it to me freely?" She asked, walking towards Ness. The hobbit gluped and waited. Peach rose her arms to the sky and began to glow green and black. "In place of a dark lord you shall have a QUEEN! NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AS THE MORN! TERRIBLE AS THE SEA! STRONGER THEN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!"

"Eep!" Ness crawled into a little ball and hid under a tree.

"ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!" Peach laughed evily, then slowly returned to normal. "So, will you give me the ring?" She asked.

Ness stuck his head up. "No way Foundations of the Earth girl!"

Peach looked shock. "I have past the test...I shall diminish...and go into the West...and remain Galadriel..." She let out a long sigh. "Damn it..."

To Be Continued...

A/N: Did ya like it? It took me till 4 AM to do it! Hehe.

Bowser: I say, did you all miss me?

No Bowser. We didn't...

Bowser: NOOooOoOooOooOO!

Ness: I did. -Hugs Bowser-

Bowser: -stares at Ness- Who are you?