This is a story written by me and my friend. It is mainly about Jack
Sparrow and his adventures with his new crew. It's a funny story, so enjoy
and please review!
Disclaimer: I really don't like to repeat myself, so right now I'm saying that I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean and all those other movies I put in here. But I do own the three original characters introduced in chapter two.
The cool breeze blew through CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow's hair as he made his way to Hogwarts castle on Middle Earth Island. He jumped valiantly from the crows nest and landed in – knee deep water.
He had sprung a leak.
He hastily grabbed for the bucket and began to scoop the water out and dump it over the side of the boat.
"Why does this always have to happen?" he mumbled to himself, remembering his visit to Port Royal. As he neared the dock he climbed back into the crows nest. There he stepped off onto the Mirkwood Dock in the village of Hobbiton.
An elf with blonde hair came up to him. "Hello, my name is Legolas Greenleaf and I will be your docking manager. That'll be three pounds to dock your .....uh....ship..."
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow glanced over at his boat. All that was left was a mast sticking out of the water. He shook his head and turned to the elf. "Rum?" he asked.
"Uh... no thanks I don't drink. Now tell me your name and give me the money and you can be on your way."
"You know..... Have you ever dreamed of sailing on a huge ship with pirates?" said Jack drunkenly.
"If you mean that ship, then no," Legolas said simply.
"No, no, no, I mean a real ship." Before the elf could answer he continued, "Me crew and I have traveled many voyages together and unfortunately...." He pretended to wipe a tear from his eye, "...they were all eaten by sharks!!"
"That's terrible," said Legolas sympathetically.
"No, they were a lousy crew anyway, so I was looking for some people who would like to volunteer to be my crew...you look like a big strong lad..."
"I've never been a pirate before."
"Well, here's your chance! Know anybody else who would like to go on this voyage?"
"Where are you going?"
"Uh... that's not important right now... we must find a crew first!"
"I think I know of some people who might want to help, meet me at the Green Dragon bar at noon and I'll have some volunteers!" said Legolas.
"Great," Jack turned as the elf left, glad he didn't have to pay.
While strolling down Diagon alley, Jack went into a Quidditch shop. A group of sixteen year olds were admiring a broomstick when they spotted CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
"What are you supposed to be? Halloween was months ago," said a flaming red haired boy.
"Ron!" shrieked a bushy brown haired girl next to him as she slapped him on the arm. "I'm terribly sorry Mr......um....."
"Rum?" said Jack.
"I'm too young to drink Mr. Rum," said the girl dreamily.
"No, no, no, my name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
A jet black haired boy shouted, "You're a pirate!"
"You might want to say it a little bit louder I think some people in China didn't hear you," said Jack with a chuckle. I could have been a comedian, he thought.
"Sorry," the black haired boy whispered apologetically.
"Don't mention it lad.... By the way, what are yer names?"
"I'm Harry, Harry Potter,"
"Ron by the way, Ron Weasley,"
"Well hello Harry Harry Potter and Ron by the way Ron Weasley. I didn't catch this young lady's name..."
"Um.....I'm.....no.....germione hanger.... No I mean...."
"That's Hermione," said Ron.
"How old are ye, matey's?"
"Sixteen," said Harry Potter.
"Then how would you like to become a pirate?" said Jack. "You'd be sailing with the infamous CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
"Sure we'd love to!" said Ron.
"Yeah, love to..." Hermione smiled shyly at the dashingly handsome Jack Sparrow.
"Right, then meet me at the Green Dragon today at noon. We set sail tomorrow! Good day to you all!" And with that, he stumbled out the door swaying dangerously from side to side.
By the time Jack had gotten to the Green Dragon, there was the elf he had met on the dock. He had a group of strange looking people sitting at a table.
"Hello Jack," said Legolas. "These are my friends Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Boromir, Sam, Merry, and Pippin."
"Wonderful..." said Jack. "Absolutely smashing!" Just then Harry and other students came in. "Look, it's Harry Harry Potter and Ron by the way Ron Weasley!"
"Hello, Jack..." said Harry, a little irritated that Jack kept calling him that. "These are my friends, Seamus, Neville, Fred, George—''
"Oh boy, I need to let up on the rum—I'm seeing double!!"
"No, no, no, they're twins."
"Oh, for a moment there I thought I was going mad!"
"And this is Lee, Dean, Ginny, Dennis and Collin and you've already met RON and Hermione," finished Harry.
After everybody was introduced to each other, Jack stood up and said, "I dub thee..." he smashed his rum bottle on the table, "The crew of the Black—''
"Wait! Potter's not going anywhere without me!" said a familiar drawling voice. Out of the shadows came—
"Malfoy!" shouted Harry.
"You really need to learn to keep your voice down!" whispered Jack.
"I'm coming too, because... well, it's none of your business!" Malfoy finished lamely.
"Does your father know about this?" asked Harry suspiciously.
"Of course he does!" Malfoy said unconvincingly.
"It's all right with me, the more the merrier!" Jack looked at his newly formed crew. "Rum?"
I hope you liked it. Please review what you think so far, you know you want to...-
Disclaimer: I really don't like to repeat myself, so right now I'm saying that I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean and all those other movies I put in here. But I do own the three original characters introduced in chapter two.
The cool breeze blew through CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow's hair as he made his way to Hogwarts castle on Middle Earth Island. He jumped valiantly from the crows nest and landed in – knee deep water.
He had sprung a leak.
He hastily grabbed for the bucket and began to scoop the water out and dump it over the side of the boat.
"Why does this always have to happen?" he mumbled to himself, remembering his visit to Port Royal. As he neared the dock he climbed back into the crows nest. There he stepped off onto the Mirkwood Dock in the village of Hobbiton.
An elf with blonde hair came up to him. "Hello, my name is Legolas Greenleaf and I will be your docking manager. That'll be three pounds to dock your .....uh....ship..."
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow glanced over at his boat. All that was left was a mast sticking out of the water. He shook his head and turned to the elf. "Rum?" he asked.
"Uh... no thanks I don't drink. Now tell me your name and give me the money and you can be on your way."
"You know..... Have you ever dreamed of sailing on a huge ship with pirates?" said Jack drunkenly.
"If you mean that ship, then no," Legolas said simply.
"No, no, no, I mean a real ship." Before the elf could answer he continued, "Me crew and I have traveled many voyages together and unfortunately...." He pretended to wipe a tear from his eye, "...they were all eaten by sharks!!"
"That's terrible," said Legolas sympathetically.
"No, they were a lousy crew anyway, so I was looking for some people who would like to volunteer to be my crew...you look like a big strong lad..."
"I've never been a pirate before."
"Well, here's your chance! Know anybody else who would like to go on this voyage?"
"Where are you going?"
"Uh... that's not important right now... we must find a crew first!"
"I think I know of some people who might want to help, meet me at the Green Dragon bar at noon and I'll have some volunteers!" said Legolas.
"Great," Jack turned as the elf left, glad he didn't have to pay.
While strolling down Diagon alley, Jack went into a Quidditch shop. A group of sixteen year olds were admiring a broomstick when they spotted CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
"What are you supposed to be? Halloween was months ago," said a flaming red haired boy.
"Ron!" shrieked a bushy brown haired girl next to him as she slapped him on the arm. "I'm terribly sorry Mr......um....."
"Rum?" said Jack.
"I'm too young to drink Mr. Rum," said the girl dreamily.
"No, no, no, my name is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
A jet black haired boy shouted, "You're a pirate!"
"You might want to say it a little bit louder I think some people in China didn't hear you," said Jack with a chuckle. I could have been a comedian, he thought.
"Sorry," the black haired boy whispered apologetically.
"Don't mention it lad.... By the way, what are yer names?"
"I'm Harry, Harry Potter,"
"Ron by the way, Ron Weasley,"
"Well hello Harry Harry Potter and Ron by the way Ron Weasley. I didn't catch this young lady's name..."
"Um.....I'm.....no.....germione hanger.... No I mean...."
"That's Hermione," said Ron.
"How old are ye, matey's?"
"Sixteen," said Harry Potter.
"Then how would you like to become a pirate?" said Jack. "You'd be sailing with the infamous CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
"Sure we'd love to!" said Ron.
"Yeah, love to..." Hermione smiled shyly at the dashingly handsome Jack Sparrow.
"Right, then meet me at the Green Dragon today at noon. We set sail tomorrow! Good day to you all!" And with that, he stumbled out the door swaying dangerously from side to side.
By the time Jack had gotten to the Green Dragon, there was the elf he had met on the dock. He had a group of strange looking people sitting at a table.
"Hello Jack," said Legolas. "These are my friends Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Boromir, Sam, Merry, and Pippin."
"Wonderful..." said Jack. "Absolutely smashing!" Just then Harry and other students came in. "Look, it's Harry Harry Potter and Ron by the way Ron Weasley!"
"Hello, Jack..." said Harry, a little irritated that Jack kept calling him that. "These are my friends, Seamus, Neville, Fred, George—''
"Oh boy, I need to let up on the rum—I'm seeing double!!"
"No, no, no, they're twins."
"Oh, for a moment there I thought I was going mad!"
"And this is Lee, Dean, Ginny, Dennis and Collin and you've already met RON and Hermione," finished Harry.
After everybody was introduced to each other, Jack stood up and said, "I dub thee..." he smashed his rum bottle on the table, "The crew of the Black—''
"Wait! Potter's not going anywhere without me!" said a familiar drawling voice. Out of the shadows came—
"Malfoy!" shouted Harry.
"You really need to learn to keep your voice down!" whispered Jack.
"I'm coming too, because... well, it's none of your business!" Malfoy finished lamely.
"Does your father know about this?" asked Harry suspiciously.
"Of course he does!" Malfoy said unconvincingly.
"It's all right with me, the more the merrier!" Jack looked at his newly formed crew. "Rum?"
I hope you liked it. Please review what you think so far, you know you want to...-
